Got a look at some inside info:

[PCIntern]

[Vinca]

1. I love the photo on the wall!

[electric_blue68]

7. 👍 Caught that almost right off. Baaaahahahaaaaaa! 😄

[et tu]

16. right! great prez pic [should be prez] nt

[dhip]

19. I'm pretty certain

that's a 'golden shower' design at the head of the bed.

Whether it reminds him of a real event or the 'dossier'...... https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/10/christopher-steele-donald-trump-russia-dossier-golden-shower

it's all good.

[MiHale]

2. The portrait alone would be a great punishment...

Post removed was a double click dupe.

[Kid Berwyn]

4. It really has everything.

For instance, the gold-plated Diaper Genie is just the thing on which a pampered person depends.

[Hugin]

6. Not everything...

Everything would be a teevee that only plays “Benny Hill” and radio with a Musak version of “Relax” on an endless loop.

It’s close enough, though.

[BidenRocks]

12. Continually play YMCA

Until he goes insane.
Short trip, I know.

[Hugin]

14. That's on channel two of 34...

I'm sure we can come up with 32 other ear worms.

[Buns_of_Fire]

15. Except when he enters the dining hall. That's when

everyone is expected to stand while the cellblock band plays "Jail to the Chief".

[soldierant]

17. Probably not necessary.

The head of my state DOC, when new to the job, spent a night in solitary in order to know what he was talking about, and said afterwards that the worst part of it was the constant noise. You wouldn't thinl a prison at night would be loud, vut apparently it is - and it prevented him from getting a night's rest. And that was just for one night.

I have to say I admire him for taking the step, even thoug in many ways it's a baby step.

[central scrutinizer]

11. No toilet required

Diapers only

[Shermann]

5. Where's the TV? 34 channels, all tuned to MSNBC. nt

[Hugin]

8. A turd in the gilded cage. n/t

[Arne]

9. Is that Baphomet behind the bed?

[peppertree]

21. We laugh - but Trump strikes me as someone who'd GLADLY sacrifice a child

If he thought there was something in it for him.

"Daddy - no! I'm your little girl, the apple of your eye remember? Why not Eric or Don?"

"Sorry, Ivanka honey. They told me I have to sacrifice someone who actually means something to me."

[electric_blue68]

10. A great find! 😄👍

[Martin68]

13. There should be a bed of nails under that cover.

[wendyb-NC]

18. Wonderful picture on the wall

The gilded "diaper genie" cracked me up.

[peppertree]

20. What? No gold toilet?

I'm calling Human Rights Watch!