Crazy Facebook Shit From a Deep Red County in a Deep Red State

[groundloop]

I live in a deep red county in a deep red state and just can't help but be amused at some of the stupid shit that gets posted on the local community facebook pages. For your enjoyment:


I'll be dead before I let them put a microchip (aka mark of the beast) in my body! Bet you won't share that and stand firm in it. Don’t care what you call it, I’m not getting any chip.

OPEN THE KEYSTONE XL PIPELINE AND CLOSE THE BORDER!! MAKE THIS GO VIRTUAL !!

I’m also gonna post a link in the next few days for a free Christmas tattoo give away but you have too follow me and share everything I’ve posted too be entered into the random name picker for the giveaway after just drop your name below

Well I Tried To Start Another Trash Conpany And Was Told I Could Not As WM Just Renewed There Contract In November And In The Contract Nobody Else Can Compete In The Area When I Mentioned Just Home Unhappy Majority Of The County Was Unhappy I Was Told In The New Contract They Have To Open A Local Office And Everyone Could Take Up There Issue There

I offer holiday windows for businesses and residential if you or anyone you know needs my reach out

$1500 or best offer. Need gone ASAP. Title in hand. It's a good car. Just needs battery, needs power steering hose and head gaskets. But will crank and can drive but better to pull it with a trailer to destination. I will clean the inside of it out.

Looking 5thwheel rv under 10k good. Cond place decent size tv

If anyone gets a friend request from me please don’t except it I have being hacked

Message me immediately if you need help for your Christmas No upfront before you gotten help here

What is the number 58 on my Facebook and I don’t know how to get it off

Thank you for excepting on this FB page.

any one know of someone that metaldetectors that go deep. got a huge head, looking fo big stuff deep??

[SheilaAnn]

1. OMG, I do hope they really don't vote but guessing they do. Oh my! n/t

[groundloop]

2. Unfortunately.

[marble falls]

3. Truly as sad and heart breaking as it is amusing. There's such a feeling there of powerlessnes and need mixed ...

... with no trust and simple mindedness.

[GreenWave]

4. I take it spelling bees are over in minutes there.

[bluesbassman]

5. For some English is a second language and that's ok..

For others, it’s just not a language at all.

[Joinfortmill]

6. Rofl