"Contractors do a shitty job" "Jack Smith...dumb, son of a bitch," Turd stays talking shit. Piss on that fucking turd.

[SoFlaBro]

First, he doesn't want to pay the contractors that fucked up his teleprompter speech.

Link to tweet

Then he started talking that shit about Jack Smith again.

Link to tweet

Fucking Orange Shitface is a potty-mouthed fuckwad.

[Buns_of_Fire]

1. Of course, he doesn't pay contractors who do a *good* job, either... nt

[SoFlaBro]

4. He claims that he pays them in advance for the work. He's such a filthy fucking liar.

[SoFlaBro]

2. Now it's bullshit about the "J6 warriors". This fucking asshole is equally bad on and off teleprompter.

Link to tweet

[SoFlaBro]

5. Here's the fucking part where he lies and says he never called people in the military "suckers and losers".

Link to tweet

"Who would say it"? Your stupid fucking orange ass, asshole. "A fistfight"?!? Shut the fuck up, scumbag.

[KS Toronado]

13. A General would start a fist fight with his Commander-in-Chief???

He says stupid shit like that that would never happen in a million years and his idiot followers cheer.

[SoFlaBro]

17. He really thinks he paints a moving scene with his bullshit. "That would be the only time I'd be okay with it."

So he'd have a fistfight with several generals then not get upset because he had called them "suckers and losers"? He comes up with the most demented, brain addled shit and fucking MAGA claps and barks like circus seals.

[Traurigkeit]

62. An actual FISTfight would require a fist. So we all know TSF would not be part of it.

If TSF was in one it would be on the floor crying when it's tiny fist hit the surface of a US General.

[SoFlaBro]

64. It would look like one of those little punching hand puppets.

[oasis]

14. Who'd say "suckers and losers"

about our military?
YOU would you lying skunk Trump.

By the way, when educated folks are asked about who are real "suckers and losers" they immediately point the finger at Trump's cult following.

[SoFlaBro]

26. "A psycho, a crazy person, or a very stupid person"? This orange motherfucker is all three and then some.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

24. he is an idiot

he believes his own lies, over and over again and he knows they are lies...which makes it worse, a true sociopath

I blame NBC for propping up this piece of garbage on that TV show, when even they knew he was a fraud and a racist and an idiot

[SoFlaBro]

34. The cover for the lie is the most shitty, unbelievable story that sounds like something a child made up.

"And then the people started crying and said 'we love you Mr President and hate how they treat you' as they weep and try to touch my hand....."

[PatSeg]

32. Damn, what a load of crap

[SoFlaBro]

48. He knows that he said it. No one would make up a story like that. He is the type of asshole to say something like that.

About fallen members of US military.

[PatSeg]

56. Yes and he knows he can tell his base anything

and they'll believe him. He can even do or say something on tape and deny it the next week. Often his voters KNOW he's lying and they just don't care.

[B.See]

3. Correction, lying mfkr. You don't pay contractors, and

municipalities stuck with the TAB for your HATE fests.

But hey, nice to know America shouldn't have paid YOU.

Link to tweet

[SoFlaBro]

7. Contractors have to sue his fucking ass just to get paid on the smallest amount of contracted work.

[malaise]

8. All this BS is to cover his tracks because he has seen some of the stuff calling him out like this fabulous

parody video

Link to tweet

[SoFlaBro]

10. That took a lot of work to put all of that together!

[malaise]

11. It's brilliant

and hilarious

[keithbvadu2]

61. That's a lot of faith in so much non-belief.

[malaise]

69. It is seriously good

You can’t watch this and not both laugh and say what an awful lot of ‘criming’ and vile behavior😀

[keithbvadu2]

72. Yeah! They did a good job.

[B.See]

12. Thanks for the link. Excellent recap of

a lot of the Trump shit I've written about over the last 10 years (here and elsewhere).

Including that part about the 25 women who've accused him of sexual assault (including an underaged woman who accused him of rape back in 2016 but then up and disappeared)

and that part where beauty contestant's complained about his walking in on them while they were fully or partially naked, to which Trump's own daughter responded, "He does that."

I don't usually follow up on Twitter links but had to save this one. 2.5 million views (and counting).

[malaise]

18. Other DUers posted this yesterday

We need to spread it- brilliantly put together

[niyad]

79. Sighhhhh. There is no such thing as an "underage woman". If a female

is underage, she is a girl, a minor, a child. If she is of legal age, she is a woman, an adult. We need to stop using such incorrect, bias-inducing terms.

[niyad]

27. Are we sure this is a parody?

[malaise]

68. The content he's delivering is factual

But this didn’t actually happen

We need a better description for this.

[NJCher]

58. yes, I've watched that pattern over the last year

It's like he keeps track of all the nasty stuff he says and then goes public, lying about not doing or saying it when he knows perfectly well it's been recorded.

[malaise]

71. Nailed it

He’s a raving lunatic.

[niyad]

41. GOOD KITTEH!!! SMART KITTEH!!! More salmon for you!

[senseandsensibility]

6. Will the fangirl on CNN who assured us he just wants to move on from the

convictions report this part?

[SoFlaBro]

9. They never seem to mine the fool's gold out of these horseshit speeches where he dogfucks himself with contradictions.

[KS Toronado]

15. So the stable genius needs a teleprompter?

Believe he has accused President Biden of being so stupid that he needs one or Biden wouldn't know what
to say. The projection and hypocrisy overflows with him.

[SoFlaBro]

21. I can't tell the difference between prepared bullshit and his ad hoc hokum horseshit.

[Aviation Pro]

16. "Can't read a word."

Do you mean, “Can’t hear a word,” Motherfucker?

Who’s the dumb son-of-a-bitch again, shitbag?

[SoFlaBro]

22. Imagine the fucking nerve it takes for this manufactured orange asshole to call anyone a "dumb sonofabitch"

[malaise]

73. He must have heard that from his parents with regularity

😁

[SoFlaBro]

74. I'm sure Papa Trump called Mama Trump a few choice words when he wasn't at a klan meeting.

[malaise]

88. THIS

Rec

[SoFlaBro]

93. Orange Bastard is the son of a piece of shit klansman. A chip off of the ol' fuckface block.

[sop]

19. You'd have to be crazy to do any work for Trump without being paid in advance.

If one of Trump's campaign henchmen called to hire me, I'd demand full payment in advance, then double the price.

[SoFlaBro]

25. The stupid bastard would probably try to pay you in "Trump Bucks" or some other fugazi fuckery.

[sdfernando]

55. ....and ensure the check has cleared before ANY work is done! /nt

[SoFlaBro]

20. On the EXACT same day, the NYT runs this fucking bullshit article: "Biden Loves to Tell Tall Tales. We Cut Them Down..."

This shit leaves me fucking furious when Orange Bastard rambles on with lies and fabricated fuckery.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/09/us/politics/biden-history-fact-check.html?unlocked_article_code=1.yU0.URka.nU91dvPiOlLt&smid=url-share

"Biden Loves to Tell Tall Tales. We Cut Them Down to Size."

[SoFlaBro]

23. "Electrocution or shark"? Sounds chopped up with how incoherent the train of thought is, but it is fucking unedited.

Link to tweet

Imagine standing in 104 degree heat for hours to hear this shit.

[SoFlaBro]

28. For those that don't want to watch him. This is the verbatim transcript of these comments. I have no fucking words.

Link to tweet

[niyad]

43. Oh Dear Goddess, he is repeating that insane shark/battery story again???

[SoFlaBro]

49. Jesus jack-in-the-box Christ, he's told this story before?!? That dumb shit is lodged in that brain for retelling.

[niyad]

77. Yes, months ago. I do not remember when, exactly, and am not in the mood

to look it up. It was about the time of the "wet magnets" nonsense. And he frequently mentions his uncle at MIT, and what a great brain he has because of his uncle.

[SoFlaBro]

81. These candid, off the cuff moments reveal a lot about the level of real intellect the person really has.

[niyad]

33. Geez, not QUITE hot enough for many of them to die of heat stroke. DAMN!!!

[SoFlaBro]

36. I prayed to the sun god for just another 3 or 4 degrees hotter for their dumb fucking MAGA hats.

[niyad]

39. We tried. Looks like those spells need a bit more tweaking.

[SoFlaBro]

42. Orange Fuckface claims to care about them and a "breeze"

Link to tweet

[haele]

70. Don't make the mistake of casting against a normal human.

Boy has always needed an exorcist. IDK what grimy bog spirit his father or mother prayed to for whatever reason before he was born, but whatever writhes around in that noggin is not fully human, and apparently never was.
Modern science may call it fetal alcohol syndrome or something like that, but he's not fit to live in a society, and only daddy's name, money and "friends" kept him out of jail long enough to become a useful cover for other criminals.

Haele

[niyad]

82. That is a most excellent point. Even as much as I loathe and despise him,

I may have been giving him too much credit. Will have to do a bit more checking.

[Chili Pepper]

37. No one's ever asking the question

Because it’s a dumb f*****g question! That’s why.

Geez.

[SoFlaBro]

46. It is something no intelligent adult would ever think to ask another adult.

[niyad]

29. You know what? I have not the slightest bit of sympathy for those

contractors. It isn't as if 34-felony Donvict is not known to stiff just about every person who works for him. ANY company or individual who deliberately, willingly, CHOOSES to work for him and believes THEY will be the exceptions who actually get paid deserve whatever happens to them.

[SoFlaBro]

45. They still line up to do work for him where the contract is lavish and the fucking pay is nonexistent.

[ColinC]

30. Why would anybody subject themselves to this?

[niyad]

35. Because they are FUCKING NUTS!!!

[B.See]

40. Because they FEED off the venom and hate

It nourishes them like food and water. Gives em pep in their step. Revigorated, reassured, and reinforced

against the imaginary "boogiemen" under their beds.

[SoFlaBro]

54. This hateful shit nourishes and enriches MAGA's tainted fucking soul.

[Chili Pepper]

31. Trump calling ANYONE a dumb SOB

Is the irony of all ironies.

Just sayin’

[SoFlaBro]

38. Imagine what MAGA would say if Biden called Robert Hur a "dumb son of a bitch".

[keep_left]

44. Good job, bad job, it doesn't matter...Trump stiffs EVERYONE. Remember the undocumented...

...Polish workers he hired on the Trump Tower project? He stiffed them too.

As noted in an Aug. 25, 2016, story in TIME, Trump hired a group of undocumented Polish laborers who put in “12-hour shifts with inadequate safety equipment at subpar wages that their contractor paid sporadically, if at all.”

https://time.com/5039109/donald-trump-undocumented-polish-trump-tower-bonwit-teller/
https://time.com/4465744/donald-trump-undocumented-workers/

[SoFlaBro]

47. I guess according to him, they did "a shitty job". He's fucking garbage.

[LymphocyteLover]

50. LMAO!!! What an evil demented POS

[SoFlaBro]

52. Orange Asshole claims he is clear headed and drug-free.

Link to tweet

[LymphocyteLover]

80. projection-- this time from Joe Biden to himself

[niyad]

83. And a psych test. And an exorcism.

[SoFlaBro]

85. I predict a full-bodied shit show for the debate.

[niyad]

86. IF it actually happens, I am going to have to read about it here, as there is

NO F'N WAY I can watch his BS for more than a second. And I promised everyone's pets, and the local wildlife, that I would not scream. They get soooooo upset!!!

[SoFlaBro]

92. That Orange Shitbird will have to walk back half of the fucking bullshit and deny the other half.

[gopiscrap]

51. totally agree with you

[SoFlaBro]

53. Now he wants the military to "revolt" for him at the voting booth.

Link to tweet

[Traurigkeit]

78. Soldiers pledge Oath to The Constitution not to any person or position.

[Emile]

57. Trump's speech in it's entirety.

[SoFlaBro]

60. I've never seen someone whine and whine and complain so much.

[niyad]

84. I have. But the person was about 3 1/2 years old.

[brewens]

59. Please, please contractors push back hard and show they set up exactly the the campaigns specifications

and show that the monitor is at a perfectly fine distance for someone that can see!

Trump would be the guy to blame others for failing eyesight! Next, he'll be accusing those around him of mumbling because the hearing is going! Not that I would wish that on him.

[SoFlaBro]

75. Someone should start a PAC representing all the contractors he's stiffed over the years like those Swiftboat assholes.

[keithbvadu2]

63. Trump loudly proclaiming that he needs a teleprompter.

[SoFlaBro]

96. Why are the goddamn prepared comments just as shitty and fucked up as the off-the-cuff remarks?

[walkingman]

65. Orange Jesus knows that his nasty mouth excites the MAGA base.

[SoFlaBro]

76. How's everything out of his filthy fucking cakehole so stupid, racist, ignorant, violent, disgusting, or vile? All of it

[Blue Owl]

66. Go sit down in your own shit and shut up you fat fuck loser

[SoFlaBro]

67. Orange Bastard was extra-unhinged today out in that sun and heat. Must have overdone the self-medicating.

[no_hypocrisy]

87. A combination of free association and trying to be a bad Vegas Loung Comedian.

But, hey, the crowds have come for entertainment. Not for information. Not for policy.

Trump is like Gypsy Rose Lee: Let me entertain you!

[SoFlaBro]

91. Imagine trying to survive heat stroke to listen to that distilled sack of horseshit go on and on with that fuck shit.

[kentuck]

89. So presidential !

Makes you proud to be an American. Not!

[SoFlaBro]

90. That dumb orange scumbag dropped some shitty turd sound bites that made the fucking circuits.

[niyad]

94. The microphone is not loud enough, so you cannot read the teleprompter?

Yes, I can see the ellipses there, but one has to admit, it reads like something he would say.

A couple of comments: He can read??? And, didn't he brag eons ago that he did not need a teleprompter? And, wouldn't one have an aide double-check to make certain everything was working properly?

[SoFlaBro]

95. This is like the third fucking time he has had these problems. Part of his goddamn shitty schtick coma now.