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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBorowitz Report- Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns That Windmills Will Drive up Cost of Wind
I love the Borowitz Report
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/marjorie-taylor-greene-warns-that
LAS VEGAS (The Borowitz Report)Speaking at a campaign rally on Thursday, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene warned that plans to build more wind turbines in the US would send wind prices through the roof.
If you think youre paying a lot for wind now, just wait until Biden starts building all the windmills he wants, she said. Joe Biden is coming for your wind!
Painting a dark picture of the havoc wind power will wreak on the American consumer, she said, Its simple economics. If you have ten windmills, wind will cost ten times as much.
In her most dire prediction, she declared, Mark my words: You will be paying four dollars for a gallon of wind.
If you think youre paying a lot for wind now, just wait until Biden starts building all the windmills he wants, she said. Joe Biden is coming for your wind!
Painting a dark picture of the havoc wind power will wreak on the American consumer, she said, Its simple economics. If you have ten windmills, wind will cost ten times as much.
In her most dire prediction, she declared, Mark my words: You will be paying four dollars for a gallon of wind.
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Borowitz Report- Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns That Windmills Will Drive up Cost of Wind (Original Post)
LetMyPeopleVote
Jun 2024
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doc03
(39,086 posts)1. As long as we have her and Trump around there will be no wind shortage. nt
House of Roberts
(6,525 posts)2. Yes but who wants to be down wind of that stench?
I'd rather be down wind of a landfill or paper mill.
lastlib
(28,261 posts)3. or an industrial pig farm.
JohnnyRingo
(20,870 posts)4. Borowitz is a national treasure.
I'm glad him and his keyboard is on our side.
Or maybe he's just lazy and it's easier to write satire about republicans.