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LetMyPeopleVote

(179,847 posts)
Thu Jun 13, 2024, 08:09 AM Jun 2024

Borowitz Report- Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns That Windmills Will Drive up Cost of Wind

I love the Borowitz Report
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/marjorie-taylor-greene-warns-that

LAS VEGAS (The Borowitz Report)—Speaking at a campaign rally on Thursday, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene warned that plans to build more wind turbines in the US would “send wind prices through the roof.”

“If you think you’re paying a lot for wind now, just wait until Biden starts building all the windmills he wants,” she said. “Joe Biden is coming for your wind!”

Painting a dark picture of the havoc wind power will wreak on the American consumer, she said, “It’s simple economics. If you have ten windmills, wind will cost ten times as much.”

In her most dire prediction, she declared, “Mark my words: You will be paying four dollars for a gallon of wind.”
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Borowitz Report- Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns That Windmills Will Drive up Cost of Wind (Original Post) LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2024 OP
As long as we have her and Trump around there will be no wind shortage. nt doc03 Jun 2024 #1
Yes but who wants to be down wind of that stench? House of Roberts Jun 2024 #2
or an industrial pig farm. lastlib Jun 2024 #3
Borowitz is a national treasure. JohnnyRingo Jun 2024 #4

House of Roberts

(6,525 posts)
2. Yes but who wants to be down wind of that stench?
Thu Jun 13, 2024, 08:38 AM
Jun 2024

I'd rather be down wind of a landfill or paper mill.

JohnnyRingo

(20,870 posts)
4. Borowitz is a national treasure.
Thu Jun 13, 2024, 10:26 AM
Jun 2024

I'm glad him and his keyboard is on our side.
Or maybe he's just lazy and it's easier to write satire about republicans.

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