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lastlib

(24,676 posts)
Fri Jun 14, 2024, 07:00 AM Jun 2024

Have a ROTTEN birthday, ya f*ckin' basturd.

Today is Slobfather's 78th birthday, I hope it's his last one--at least, his last one as a sentient individual (I wish he and Jimmy Carter could trade bodies right now. We NEED Jmmy.)
It's also Flag Day--I'll never be able to celebrate that again. He totally besmirches it. I hate the futhermucker with the fire of a supernova.

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Have a ROTTEN birthday, ya f*ckin' basturd. (Original Post) lastlib Jun 2024 OP
Right there with you. I hope I outlive him so I can celebrate the end of his evil existence. Lonestarblue Jun 2024 #1
That's my plan...nt Wounded Bear Jun 2024 #8
Hope the talking heads finally get that trump is OLD too. Biden is also but still mentally coherent. brush Jun 2024 #2
He probably doesn't even know what day it is Farmer-Rick Jun 2024 #3
Actually you nailed it vapor2 Jun 2024 #13
If Slobby was turning 82+ the MSM would still be berating JoeB's age and competency. NoMoreRepugs Jun 2024 #4
Truth! mountain grammy Jun 2024 #5
May he receive everything he deserves. niyad Jun 2024 #6
Let's All Sing Along... smb Jun 2024 #7
Paraphrasing the Ramones' song Dave Bowman Jun 2024 #9
What leads you to think he is sentient 3Hotdogs Jun 2024 #10
His lips move, words come out..... lastlib Jun 2024 #11
The hole in his face makes noises. 11 Bravo Jun 2024 #12

brush

(57,052 posts)
2. Hope the talking heads finally get that trump is OLD too. Biden is also but still mentally coherent.
Fri Jun 14, 2024, 07:20 AM
Jun 2024

Something that can't be said about the orange turd who recently raged in Las Vegas about sharks and batteries and electrice boats that are too heavy to float...whatever all that means.

Farmer-Rick

(11,174 posts)
3. He probably doesn't even know what day it is
Fri Jun 14, 2024, 08:21 AM
Jun 2024

I'm surprised congress members are getting together and singing happy birthday to him with gifts and a b-day cake. As if he's a 5 year old and needs to be pampered.

A decrepit, convicted felon with the temperament of a 5 year old, running for president. He is living in a fantasy where Nancy Pelosi would date him, sharks and electrocution are around the corner, visiting with Hannibal Lecter, while a guillotine hangs over his head.

Boy, Putin, the American oligarchs and the filthy-rich sure know how to pick them. Couldn't they have gotten a more deranged person?

vapor2

(1,491 posts)
13. Actually you nailed it
Fri Jun 14, 2024, 08:49 PM
Jun 2024

His cult does pamper him, they also fear his wrath. Sick followers if you ask me.

smb

(3,574 posts)
7. Let's All Sing Along...
Fri Jun 14, 2024, 09:04 AM
Jun 2024

♩ ♬ ♪
Happy Birthday, you fink
You belong in the clink
You're dumb, mean, and evil
And you totally stink!

♫ ♩ ♬

Dave Bowman

(3,476 posts)
9. Paraphrasing the Ramones' song
Fri Jun 14, 2024, 09:31 AM
Jun 2024

"One two three four!

Crappy birthday to you! (Crappy birthday!)
Crappy birthday TO YOU!! (Crappy birthday!)
Crappy birthday, Trumpie!
Crappy birthday TO YOU!!!

C. J. Ramone:
Go to Hell, you old bastard!"


lastlib

(24,676 posts)
11. His lips move, words come out.....
Fri Jun 14, 2024, 06:17 PM
Jun 2024

Occasionally he gets a noun and a verb together, but they're mostly adverbs and adjectives.

And he occasionally grimaces when he dumps a load. So he must be somewhat aware.

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