Have a ROTTEN birthday, ya f*ckin' basturd.

[lastlib]

Today is Slobfather's 78th birthday, I hope it's his last one--at least, his last one as a sentient individual (I wish he and Jimmy Carter could trade bodies right now. We NEED Jmmy.)
It's also Flag Day--I'll never be able to celebrate that again. He totally besmirches it. I hate the futhermucker with the fire of a supernova.

[Lonestarblue]

1. Right there with you. I hope I outlive him so I can celebrate the end of his evil existence.

[Wounded Bear]

8. That's my plan...nt

[brush]

2. Hope the talking heads finally get that trump is OLD too. Biden is also but still mentally coherent.

Something that can't be said about the orange turd who recently raged in Las Vegas about sharks and batteries and electrice boats that are too heavy to float...whatever all that means.

[Farmer-Rick]

3. He probably doesn't even know what day it is

I'm surprised congress members are getting together and singing happy birthday to him with gifts and a b-day cake. As if he's a 5 year old and needs to be pampered.

A decrepit, convicted felon with the temperament of a 5 year old, running for president. He is living in a fantasy where Nancy Pelosi would date him, sharks and electrocution are around the corner, visiting with Hannibal Lecter, while a guillotine hangs over his head.

Boy, Putin, the American oligarchs and the filthy-rich sure know how to pick them. Couldn't they have gotten a more deranged person?

[vapor2]

13. Actually you nailed it

His cult does pamper him, they also fear his wrath. Sick followers if you ask me.

[NoMoreRepugs]

4. If Slobby was turning 82+ the MSM would still be berating JoeB's age and competency.

[mountain grammy]

5. Truth!

[niyad]

6. May he receive everything he deserves.

[smb]

7. Let's All Sing Along...

♩ ♬ ♪
Happy Birthday, you fink
You belong in the clink
You're dumb, mean, and evil
And you totally stink!
♫ ♩ ♬

[Dave Bowman]

9. Paraphrasing the Ramones' song

"One two three four!

Crappy birthday to you! (Crappy birthday!)
Crappy birthday TO YOU!! (Crappy birthday!)
Crappy birthday, Trumpie!
Crappy birthday TO YOU!!!

C. J. Ramone:
Go to Hell, you old bastard!"

[3Hotdogs]

10. What leads you to think he is sentient

now?

[lastlib]

11. His lips move, words come out.....

Occasionally he gets a noun and a verb together, but they're mostly adverbs and adjectives.

And he occasionally grimaces when he dumps a load. So he must be somewhat aware.

[11 Bravo]

12. The hole in his face makes noises.

They're not always actual words.