Not making this up: Trump's newest spokesmodel is named "Caroline Sunshine" and...

[Tommy Carcetti]

...her claim to fame was being a child star not that long ago on a Disney show about teen dancers.

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Anyone else feel a bit skeezed out by any of this?

I guess the good news is that even if you don't become the next Zendaya, or even Bella Thorne, you can still end up as the spokesmodel for a twice-impeached convicted felon who been found liable for sexual assault and defamation.

[BComplex]

1. Sleezed out again, you mean?

Yep.

[werdna]

3. What? Wait, isn't that Ivanka?

[randr]

2. Are they cloneing these people?

They all look a like. Stepford wives?

[underpants]

4. The current blonde in the middle of the couch on Fox n Friends is getting nervous

Ainsley Airhead I think her name is. Of course she’s Hannity’s girlfriend though

[keep_left]

5. Another blonde, of course. But whatever happened...

...to Liz Harrington?! She seemed to just disappear off the face of the earth.

[Blue Owl]

6. Has she passed the tRump Pants Steaming Diaper Change Challenge yet?