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[bigtree]

x.com/BidenHQ/status/1804924401541926922

Trump: No water in your faucets. You ever try buying a new home and you turn on. You want to wash your hair or you wanna wash your hands. You turn on the water and it goes drip, drip the soap. You can't get it off your hand. So you keep it running for about 10 times longer. You trying, the worst is your hair. I have this beautiful luxuriant hair and I put stuff on. I put it in lather. I like lots of lather because I like it to come out extremely dry because it seems to be slightly thicker that way. And I lather up and then you turn on this crazy shower and the thing drip, drip and you say I'm gonna be here for 45 minutes. What? There's so much water. You don't know what to do with it. You know, it's called rain. It rains a lot in certain places. But, now their idea, you know, did you see the other day? They just, I opened it up and they closed it again. I opened it, they close it, washing machines to wash your dishes. There is a problem. They don't want you to have any water. They want no water.

Link to tweet

[H2O Man]

1. Recommended.

I think his hair style is the result of sticking his head in a toilet then drier.

[Think. Again.]

5. Just like momma taught him...

[k55f5r]

27. The picture is in the encyclopedia

Under Harridan.

[Cheezoholic]

43. I thought you typed toilet drier for a minute lmao n/t

[MOMFUDSKI]

2. Bring that shit to

the debate!

[mercuryblues]

3. WTF

I can't wait for the debate.

Question 1 should be how much water does he need to wash his hair.

[rubbersole]

7. 10-15 flushes.

[mercuryblues]

9. You win the internet

For the day.

.

[DET]

4. I am so looking forward to Thursday

Keep it up, Donald!

[Think. Again.]

6. I love how all the Biden campaign has to do is tweet out videos of him...

...the ads are literally writing themselves.

[rubbersole]

8. With 4+ months of content yet to be written!

[Think. Again.]

15. Go Joe!!! 🌊 !!!

[AllaN01Bear]

31. i had a years sub to mad magazine . half way thrugh the year , mad cancelled citing no more original content.

ii think they jumped the gun and there is lots of content. pssst . can you pass the popcorn please ? thanks .

[rubbersole]

34. 🍿

🧈🧂🍺

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

38. Mad Magazine is only recycling old stuff now.

Now new content other than the messages and such at the front. They've shown some old fold ins I remember from 45 years ago.

Too many of the old staff and artists have died.

[Arne]

10. He wants to know why the water is so heavy.

Just a small glass and he can barely get it up
to his round crinkly mouth.

[Skittles]

11. can someone please tell me what his behind his obsession with water

I seriously do not know WTF he is talking about

[Think. Again.]

16. Have you hear about the "pee tapes"?

[Skittles]

20. yes but what does that have to do with faucets

where is this shit happening, at Mar a largo?

[birdographer]

36. First it's sharks in the water

and now it's no water.

[EndlessWire]

12. Maybe he wants to be water boarded

You know, so he can be a martyr. What a weird guy.

[StarryNite]

13. He goes way past stupidity and dementia, he is full on insane.

Get the net!

[Think. Again.]

17. To us good guys, pure evil looks like stupidity and dementia...

...because we simply can't comprehend pure evil.

[brush]

25. He's both evil and insane. He's shown us that for a while now.

Get the net.

[Think. Again.]

29. Yep, evil is insanity....

I remember when I was very young, my dad was wondering about a newspaper article that told of a murderer who was trying to take an insanity plea. My dad couldn't understand how anyone who was capable of murdering someone else could be considered anything other than insane.

[ShazzieB]

33. It's a mix of all three.

Pure evil, stupidity, and dementia.

At one time, it was just the first two. Now the third one is taking over more and more. The other things are still there, but they're no longer completely running the show.

One thing dementia does is strip away the social graces that can be used to conceal the evil. Trump's already losing whatever capacity he once had to fake being a decent human. Eventually, he won't know where he is or who he's talking to, and he won't even be able to pretend. Wonder who'll line up to kiss his ring then?

[Think. Again.]

35. I'm not inclined to let hm off the hook that easily.

[ShazzieB]

41. I believe he's in the throes of dementia.

It doesn't mean he's not still evil. Losing the ability to consciously control what comes out of his mouth is a separate thing. The evil is still in there

His brain is turning into mush as we speak. Recognizing that has nothing to do with letting him off the hook, as you put it.

This is a very evil man who also happens to have a diseased brain. That's just the fact of the matter.

[Think. Again.]

45. Claiming you know he has a "diseased brain" as a matter of fact, is... presumptuous... at best.

Edit to add:

We all know about his fetish for 1970s and 80s New York mob bosses, and I suspect he thinks the dementia act that vincent gigante pulled to escape federal proscution was brilliant.

[ShazzieB]

52. I know I'm not competent to diagnose Trump's dementia and would never presume to do so.

However, I am comfortable taking the word of thousands of people who are. That's why I'm with Dr. John Gartner and the 2500 (so far) other licensed medical and mental health professionals who have signed his petition to warn the world about Trump's mental state.

More info here and here.

[Think. Again.]

53. You do know that diagnosis are not legitimate without a direct examination and informed consent, right?

[murielm99]

55. Two doctors examined my mother and

diagnosed her with dementia. Informed consent? She denies that she has dementia. What do you mean by informed consent?

[Think. Again.]

56. So you do know examination and consent to that examination is needed.

Maybe you shouldn't pay so much attention to internet medical advice.

[murielm99]

57. I paid attention only to those two doctors,

not to internet advice. In fact, I did just the opposite! You have no business attacking me and not answering for your own misinformation.

[Ocelot II]

59. A few years back he was raving about how you had to flush toilets 12 - 15 times,

which made me wonder what he was eating that caused him to produce something that needed that much flushing.

[Think. Again.]

64. I aplogize, I thought I was still conversing with ShazzieB...

...my response about the internet medical advice was meant for them.

I was also a longterm sole caregiver for a parent through their various stages of dementia, and I did not mean to undermine your efforts with that, I know firsthand how difficult that can be.

[murielm99]

65. Thank you.

It can be tough. We have a guardian for my mother now.

[ShazzieB]

66. Yes, a direct examination is needed for a diagnosis.

That's why thousands of qualified medical and mental health professionals have signed a petition recommending that a full diagnostic workup be performed on him by a qualified expert or experts. These are people who know the signs that indicate such a workup is needed, and they say TSF is showing those signs. These people are in a position to know what they are talking about, and I think their opinions should carry some weight.

But you would know all of that and more if you'd looked at any of the links I posted.

You seem resistant to the idea that he has dementia, and you are welcome to your opinion. I just don't happen to share it, and there are thousands of highly qualified people who don't share it, either. I'm not going to try to change your mind, beyond providing the information I've already offered, and I'm really, really not interested in arguing about who's right. Have a nice night.

[Ocelot II]

58. He's at the center of a Venn diagram of stupid, crazy and evil.

[LuckyCharms]

14. Thank goodness. A political candidate is finally addressing this.

[usonian]

18. His tactic

Get people worked up about water restrictors so they can install him as dictator.

Trojan horse extraordinaire.

[North Shore Chicago]

19. How much money

did "his blacks? get paid?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

21. TFG's dementia is getting worse

Link to tweet

[Hekate]

22. Watched on mute -- the audience looks quite restless and confused

[Wednesdays]

51. Indeed, they're hardly paying attention at all.

They look like they wished they were somewhere else.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

23. Ahh, but the strawberries...

Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action.

[brush]

26. Ahhhh. A "Caine Mutiny" fan in the house.

[GiqueCee]

39. Don't forget...

... Queeg's steel balls!

[brush]

44. Actually sounds like something trump might go off on a tangent about now.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

62. Old yellowstain seems to fit.

[brush]

24. What the fuck is the insane bastard going on about now?

trump, just STFU already. Nobody wants to hear hour story about your fucking grooming and no water, then to much water and rain and lather.

He's just a cray MFer.

[surfered]

28. Well, of course, we should give him the nuclear codes.

[kimbutgar]

30. That is some insane shit he's saying

And it doesn’t make any sense and is garbled.

[jalan48]

32. It's one way to avoid talking about the real issues facing Americans.

[ShazzieB]

37. He can't talk about the real issues facing Americans, because he has no idea what they are.

He never really did, having been raised and living his entire life in such a rarefied atmosphere of extreme privilege. Thanks to the dementia, he can't even pretend anymore. He just stands there at his rallies and rants about things that exist only in his own head, like batteries that make boats sink, toilets that have to be flushed 15 times, and a supposedly skyrocketing violent crime rate in a country where violent crime is actually going down.

I really wonder how much longer Republicans can keep pretending not to notice how little grip on reality he has left.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

42. The first Wednesday in November will be their wake-up call

[jalan48]

54. Yes, he's a richy rich guy. Plus, he doesn't care about anyone else.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

63. Now you're just being egregious! All this eegreeejus drip drip drip is making America woke!

[ShazzieB]

67. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[tinrobot]

40. He's describing the plumbing at any one his sh**hole properties.

[Joinfortmill]

46. The debate is gonna be something, if he shows.

[Warpy]

47. I'd worry about anyone who understood any of that.

[PatSeg]

48. What the hell?!?!?

[JoseBalow]

49. What a colossal dipshit

[japple]

50. He was going on and on about this same thing in 2020. Just look at some of his campaign speeches

from 2020.

He has completely lost it.

[Texasgal]

60. Rich people complaining about water conservation..

*barf*

[jmowreader]

61. Don, if you'd have paid your water bill it wouldn't go drip, drip, drip