Donald Trump Talks About Taking Off His Shirt To Show 'Wounds.'

[Peacetrain]

https://news.yahoo.com/news/entertainment/donald-trump-talks-taking-off-105630724.html

“Together, we stood up to the communists, Marxists and fascists to defend religious liberty like no other president has ever done,” he told the Faith & Freedom Coalition in Washington, D.C. “And I have the wounds all over my body. If I took this shirt off you’d see a beautiful, beautiful person but you’d see wounds all over me. I’ve taken a lot of wounds, I can tell you. More than I suspect any president ever.”

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He really tries to play into the second coming of Christ with these people sheesh

[Walleye]

1. Maga Crowd chants, "take it off! Take it all off!"

[EarnestPutz]

55. Now that's funny.

[Pinback]

64. And then when he does, a collective dry heave. (nt)

[Walleye]

89. "Put it back on! Put it back on"

[Diamond_Dog]

2. Please don't take off your shirt Donald

[ShazzieB]

49. Right? Just thinking about it makes me feel nauseous. 🤢

[Sneederbunk]

114. That would be a felony in and of itself.

[Ocelot II]

3. Dare him to do it. Not that I'd actually want to see what's under his shirt.

Jabba the Hutt in orange.

[birdographer]

52. OMG white as a sheet

where the troweled-on makeup stops! And can we see the man-boobs?? 🤮

[machoneman]

74. Hey, his saggy nipples are probably bigger than his tiny dick! LOL

[cyclonefence]

4. As always, what the hell is he talking about?

I wonder what his audience thought he was talking about.

Nutty as the proverbial, but a lot more dangerous.

[Joinfortmill]

98. I suspect he thinks he's Christ.

[thenelm1]

113. Now, where did they put that big wooden cross again? Donald, we need you to carry this thing for a way...

Who brought the nails? And the thorny hat?

[Hekate]

5. Double-dog dare ya, but wait till I pull out my airsickness bag

[yardwork]

6. He thinks he's Jesus. He's delusional.

[Ocelot II]

88. Jesus showed Thomas his wounds. Will Trump show us his?

I sure hope he doesn't.

[soldierant]

119. Jesus didn't have to take off his shirt to do so, either.

The wounds were in his hand s and his feet (and shoes which covered the foot had not been invented.) I'm sure there were also "lots and lots" of wounds on his back from the whipping, and on his head from the "crown of thorns" , but those aren't generally counted. And besides, Trump** would never take off his wig in public.

[lame54]

7. Syphilis is on the inside

[unblock]

8. Yeah Donnie, I imagine sometimes your rape victims fight back.

[fierywoman]

9. Not interested in seeing his corset.

[getagrip_already]

10. Lesions.... not wounds....

Monkey pox can leave some nasty scars I hear.

[Dave Bowman]

14. He caught it from Bannon.

[wnylib]

77. I think syphilis does, too.

[lindysalsagal]

11. Please proceed.

[ProfessorGAC]

12. Um...

5 presidents have been SHOT! Two in the head.
But, he has more wounds than any president?
His mind has wandered completely off the map.

[rsdsharp]

31. Six, if you count Theodore Roosevelt in 1912.

Do you think Trump could deliver a speech after being shot, and before going to the hospital?

[ProfessorGAC]

51. Thanks. That Was A Typo

I hit the 5 instead of 6, and just didn't notice.
Appreciate the clarification.

[wnylib]

79. What mind?

[ProfessorGAC]

91. Fair

The hypothetical mind, I suppose.

[Dave Bowman]

13. Yargh, eww, I just imagined him with no shirt on!

[TSExile]

15. Ewwww...gross...

[Meadowoak]

16. Stretch marks yes, wounds, no.

[forgotmylogin]

43. He is a puffy old white man who is rich and has people move boxes for him.

Kennedy had some shirtless pics out and he's in decent shape for his age. The only person who benefits from Trump torso pics would be Elon Musk by comparison.

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To be fair, Elon looks like an average sedentary man in his 50s who just needs to get out in the sun more. Trump uses body makeup.

[jayschool2013]

132. But that mess on Trump's head is real

Musk ... not so much.

The Donald has his spray-tan specialist.

Musk's guy just sprays water.

[Joinfortmill]

99. Rofl

[Ping Tung]

17. Did he get a Purple Heart for stubbing his toe on a golf tee while serving his country.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

70. He got a cut on his finger from a rogue can of Diet Coke.

And rumor has it his unchanged Depends gave him a bad case of diaper rash.

[The Magistrate]

18. Note A Pack Of Evangelicals And Tradionalist Catholics Together Sat Through This Without A Blink

"For two millennia Evangelical Christians warned of the advent of the Anti-Christ, and when he finally shows up, damn if they don't worship him."

[Lochloosa]

19. Wanting to emulate his boss...

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[StarryNite]

92. I feel so sorry for that horse.

I can't imagine what it must feel like having that much evil sitting on you.

[electric_blue68]

123. Putin should have been riding a horse of the Ringwraiths, Nazgul!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

20. TFG will never take off his shirt

He has no wounds

[Tree Lady]

116. Makes me remember Obama pic in Hawaii

and how buff he was....never seen a pres like that before.

No Trump will never be seen if he can help it without clothes or makeup and hair done.

[DFW]

21. Assuming we are allowed to look for them

How many folds of fat do we have to look through before it‘s obvious there are no wounds there? I hope there is a generous time limit.

[calimary]

36. Those aren't wounds. More like stretchmarks.

[DFW]

39. Or, possibly........

Dried patches of Big Mac special sauce? There should be quite a few by now.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

80. If someone in Hazmat is brave enough to excavate his blubber,

they might find Jimmy Hoffa.

[DFW]

121. They had better bring bread crumbs

So they can find their way out again.

[Arne]

22. What color is he really?

[keithbvadu2]

24. Have to call out the Amish community to paint the barn orange.

[ShazzieB]

57. I'd be willing to bet that the parts of his body customarily covered by clothing are ghostly white.

Imagine how jarring the contrast between the color of his face and the rest of his skin would be!

[keithbvadu2]

23. Challenge accepted, Donald. Cameras ready. Take off your shirt. Show us what a he-man you are.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

25. No Donny

Do not SUYT.

[central scrutinizer]

26. The first letter is upside down

He has Mounds, not Wounds.

[no_hypocrisy]

27. Go for it Saint Sebastian

[CTyankee]

34. Love the reference....

poor St. Sebastian...the arrows didn't really kill him, but he was later clubbed to death...

[malaise]

58. He is stark raving

Mad

[electric_blue68]

122. Bwaaaah! 😄

Omg! Yours is the one that made me laugh out oud! 👍

[Bundbuster]

28. Diapers, girdles, and corsets are WOUNDS?

..... .....

[Wednesdays]

29. "I've taken a lot of wounds...more than I suspect any president ever"

Abe Lincoln, JFK, William McKinley, James Garfield, Teddy Roosevelt, Ronald Reagan: "Hold my beer."

[calimary]

40. Oy! Such a martyr complex.

🙄

[DET]

30. Remember, he was tortured in prison

I was sure this was the Onion, but alas…

[dweller]

32. He'll reveal

His stigmata at the debate …




✌🏻

[rurallib]

59. That's an opening that would lead Biden at a loss for words

and in danger of dying from laughter

[alterfurz]

66. Donald von Schitzenpantz doesn't have stigmata...

...he has stinkmata!

[Jilly_in_VA]

33. NOOOOOOO!

[BittyJenkins]

35. CREEPY!

[Efilroft Sul]

37. I'm getting a Vladimir Harkonnen-soaking-in-an-oil bath vibe from this.

[OnDoutside]

38. Will SOMEONE think of the children ??? 😮

[Danascot]

41. There was a fake picture of trump

without a shirt on Xwitter that made Jabba the Hut look svelte.

It was

[LuckyCharms]

42. He probably has nipples the size of record albums. Leave the shirt on, fuckface.

[marble falls]

45. Ass hole, shooting your self in the foot and and pulling your foot out of your mouth and scratches from your ...

... sexual assault victims, broken nails from Melania shutting her door in your bloated face and on your teeny tiny hands do not count.

[Blue Owl]

46. Diaper rash... more than I suspect any president ever....

[barbtries]

47. he's slipping into psychosis

on top of all his other damage. stop the fucking propaganda machine.

[Buns_of_Fire]

48. Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times - by Senators, no less.

Gee, good thing there isn't a Brutus in his inner circle... or is there?

(Don't mind me. Just sprinkling a little more paranoia on the Big Mac, so to speak. )

[et tu]

87. ?

lol

[Johonny]

50. He slips into WTF mode so easily

It's like a code only morons can understand.

[Evolve Dammit]

53. Demented, minimally.

[hadEnuf]

54. Trump has gone mad.

n/t

[Abstractartist]

56. Hmmm

The wounds are most likely stretch marks from getting fat too fast. Must be all them “hamberders”or the authentic Mexican food from Taco Bell. He is an idiot.

[3Hotdogs]

60. Yeah. The fukkin Roman soldiers with their spears --- don't give a fuck who they stab.

[usonian]

61. Haven't we seen this before?

[Buns_of_Fire]

62. Save it for the debate, Donwuld - you'll impress a lot more people that way.

[Blue Owl]

63. FF45 has been fighting uphill, me boys...

[Mosby]

65. Maybe he took a yard dart to the chest when he was young.

Or fell off his horse during a game of polo.

[Uncle Joe]

67. Maybe he can show the bone spurs that kept him out of the draft during the war in Vietnam?

For 50 years, the details of how the exemption came about, and who made the diagnosis, have remained a mystery, with Mr. Trump himself saying during the presidential campaign that he could not recall who had signed off on the medical documentation.

Now a possible explanation has emerged about the documentation. It involves a foot doctor in Queens who rented his office from Mr. Trump’s father, Fred C. Trump, and a suggestion that the diagnosis was granted as a courtesy to the elder Mr. Trump.

Mr. Trump, center, during his senior year at the New York Military Academy. He would receive a medical exemption from the draft a few years later.Credit...Fred R. Conrad for The New York Times

The podiatrist, Dr. Larry Braunstein, died in 2007. But his daughters say their father often told the story of coming to the aid of a young Mr. Trump during the Vietnam War as a favor to his father.

(snip)

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/26/us/politics/trump-vietnam-draft-exemption.html



Thanks for the thread Peacetrain

[llmart]

72. I see he already has that cocky smirk on his face at that age.

I wonder what stories the other boys would have about him. Maybe that he was the class bully? Would you be surprised?

I wonder if narcissistic personality disorder is genetic or if one's circumstance and upbringing are to blame? He's a textbook case.

[Johnny Noshoes]

97. Is that a truly punchable face or what?

[bmichaelh]

68. Walking Tall Movie

He lacks depth or any kind of originality.

He saw some movie and it probably gave him the idea.

In the Walking Tall movie with Joe Don Baker, he is on trial and rips open his shirt to show the scars he endured by the thugs.

Help us if he is blending fact with fiction or fantasy.

[JoseBalow]

69. He's confusing syphilis with stigmata

[SomedayKindaLove]

71. That isn't a wound

It’s just a hole where usually there’s a heart.

[Botany]

73. He really is losing it. Why would he say anything that is so easy to disprove.

I wonder if his audience even believes his codswallop? Joe Biden is going to mop the
floor with him@ the debate.

[Bird Lady]

75. Oh my eyes

Look away, look away, the disgusting sight may make you go blind!

[angrychair]

76. Seriously

What the hell is he talking about? What wounds? From what? I don't understand.
Also saying "more than any president ever" is disgusting and an insult to those that served and were injured in combat like president Kennedy or president Roosevelt. What as asshole.

[BoRaGard]

78. He's got Pigmata (R)

Kinda like stigmata, but found only on piggy people.

[Ocelot II]

81. LOL!

But don't be so unkind to pigs.

[Joinfortmill]

101. Rofl

[IronLionZion]

82. Nail him to the cross, let's see if he comes back after 3 days

it's the only way to salvation. Prove to all the doubters that he is the chosen one.

[Bayard]

93. I think the story goes--

If he comes back after 3 days and sees his shadow, we get 30 more days of winter.

[Joinfortmill]

103. Rofl

[moondust]

83. Shark bites?

[Saoirse9]

84. Please for the love of God keep your shirt on

Bad enough we have to look at his face.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

120. It'd be like looking at that circus stunman who catches a cannonball in slo-mo

Except the stuntman looks like a fat Harkonnen from 1984s Dune.
In slo-mo, with every ripple and erupting pustule, slime flick and his trademark pursed asslips in UHD.

[BeyondGeography]

85. Word is he has man boob spurs

Which prevent him from taking off his shirt. But he’d like to do if he could. Really.

[flashman13]

86. TSF is a total crack pot and he seems to be going down hill every day.

[dchill]

90. Wrinkles and fat are not wounds!

[StarryNite]

94. How can anybody be so effing stupid as to believe his shit?

[allegorical oracle]

95. A fundraising mailer sent out today makes a claim that he was "tortured" at the

Fulton County jail while he got his mug shot. The two claims may be tied in to each other.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-campaign-fundraising-email-says-he-was-tortured-in-jail/ar-BB1oOpE7?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=EDGEESS&cvid=1927ef93b82d4ba8abe0581074aaa718&ei=12

[Joinfortmill]

96. Ok, he's nuts.

[iluvtennis]

100. Please don't take off your shirt - all of that 78-year old hanging fat on your chest and mid section will make me vomit

[SouthBayDem]

102. Was Stormy Daniels available for comment?

I'm sure she knows that's total crap.

[dutch777]

108. No, it's scars from when Melania found out about Stormy Daniels. Figured that would leave a few marks....

[spanone]

104. Such a fucking faux martyr.

[haele]

105. Really? Hyperbole. I think George Washington. James Monroe,

James Madison, Andrew Jackson, WH Harrison, Ulysses Grant, Theodore Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Dwight Eisenhower - all who saw combat or survived assassination attempts - might have something to say about that.
He has no wounds, unless he has out of control acne or syphilitic scars.

Haele

[appleannie1]

106. Next thing you know he will claim he has nail scars in his hands and feet and don't forget the stab wound on his side.

He can leave his shirt on because no one wants to see his saggy man boobs.

[C_U_L8R]

107. "Your diseases lovingly cared for, for all eternity."

[kimbutgar]

137. That's the movie I posted a picture here of this characters backside and it was too much for some people!

[OMGWTF]

109. This reminds me of when GeeDumbya Bush went to Walter Reed Army hospital and bragged to the

amputees from his wars for fun and profit that he too, had a wound. He pointed to a tiny scratch on his face that he got from "clearing brush" on his fake ranch that KKKarl Rove told him to buy so as to look more "Reaganesque."

The last honest Republican president was Dwight Eisenhower.

[Doodley]

110. How the hell does anyone think this is acceptable?

[FakeNoose]

117. It's not - he's completely morphed into America's "Drunk Uncle"

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[Doodley]

131. If this happened in another Western democracy, the media would hold Trump to account for what he says.

[EndlessWire]

111. What an asshole.

Wants to outChrist Christ. How offensive is that! He went from being Mandela to courting Christians and now he's trying to say he suffered more than anyone else. I'd be mad if it weren't so laughable.

"A beautiful, beautiful person." ??? Sounds like Melania hasn't slept with him in a long time, and he's shopping. Trust me, most women see him as a pasty, flabby, nasty old fart that they wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole. Yech!

[Ilsa]

115. The prison guards are dreading having to see

Trump's intake, undress, and "spread 'em" if he is sentenced to prison.

[Rhiannon12866]

118. Good Grief! He will never remove his clothing to prove it and that's perfectly fine with me...

BTW, Congratulations on 23,000 Posts!

[AdamGG]

124. All you might see is

scars from liposuction.

[rubbersole]

125. He's jacked like his NFT cards show.

Please, take that makeup stained shirt off. The ladies would be waiting for you to grab them.

[niyad]

126. What??? he isn't claiming the stigmata yet??? Although. . . there were those pics

of red marks on his hands.

[RandySF]

127. jfc

[live love laugh]

128. Wounds from secret bypass surgery maybe? Or lipo?

[dlk]

129. At this rate, he'll be parading around naked before long

Trump has seriously diminished capacity.

[Marcuse]

130. Anatomically Correct (no stigmata)

[ChazInAz]

135. What ever became of those fiberglass statues?

They seemed to vanish right after his election.

[Norbert]

133. If he had a paper cut in custody it would be worse than any POTUS

Because none or the others were convinced felons.

I just wish he'd stop playing the Jesus/martyr shit. It is getting way too old

[Richard D]

134. Barfathon . . . nt

[Martin68]

136. He doesn't need to take off his shirt to show them his "heel spurs."

[Beowulf42]

138. This Has To Be Made Up

This must be some sort of satire. No one running for the office of president would say something that idiotic in public.

[Wicked Blue]

139. Ketchup stains

[C OH Dem]

140. Many beautiful wounds

from the wives I've cheated on, brainless lovers I've falsely promised my love to and women I've defiled with my self proclaimed superiority.

[mzmolly]

141. Who believes this bullshit?

🙄

[Hermit-The-Prog]

142. traitortrump must've been having nightmares about a firing squad.