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NanceGreggs

(27,835 posts)
Mon Jun 24, 2024, 10:33 PM Jun 2024

I'm With 'Sleepy Joe'

I'm voting for the 'befuddled' guy who delivered an infrastructure bill, lowered prescription drug prices, and expanded healthcare access, instead of the guy who promised things he never delivered.

I'm voting for the 'mentally unstable' guy who understands the threat of climate change, instead of the guy who rants about faucets that only drip and toilets that don't flush.

I'm voting for the 'cognitively impaired' guy who champions women's rights, instead of the guy who actually brags about taking those rights away.

I'm voting for the 'slow-talking' guy who speaks eloquently and truthfully about the issues, instead of the guy who lies about everything and rambles incoherently in doing so.

I'm voting for the allegedly 'corrupt' guy, instead of the convicted felon, fraudster, tax cheat, and rapist.

I'm voting for the 'dimwitted' guy who has overseen a strengthening economy, lower unemployment, millions of new jobs, and higher wages, instead of the guy who is openly hoping for the economy to crash because he thinks it will help him politically.

I'm voting for the 'demented' guy who believes in democracy, the law, and the Constitution, instead of the guy who abhors the very principles the nation was founded upon.

The choice is clear between a steady hand guiding the ship of state, and a raving lunatic who thinks ranting about electric boats and being eaten by sharks is a sure vote-getter.

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AllaN01Bear

(28,455 posts)
5. im with" stuttering, stumbling, slow speaking joe and he completed a 13 mile bike ride last weekend ".
Mon Jun 24, 2024, 10:56 PM
Jun 2024

that would kill me and the other guy.

soldierant

(9,252 posts)
10. Gee, when I was im ny teens
Tue Jun 25, 2024, 12:30 AM
Jun 2024

used to do 13 mi;e bike rides and thought nothing of it But today - well, let's just say in a month and six days Ionce agaim won't be the same age as the convicted felon And I might be able to ride a mile or so on flatt ground if I could manage the running jump to getnstarted. Nut I suspect that aattempt would killo me nowadays.

Warpy

(114,359 posts)
7. Better sleepy than manic on whatever TFG takes before his pep rallies
Mon Jun 24, 2024, 11:39 PM
Jun 2024

and I don't care if it's just five shots of espresso. No. Just no.

Mopar151

(10,343 posts)
9. The ship of state needs a steady hand at the helm!
Tue Jun 25, 2024, 12:03 AM
Jun 2024

One who can get the best from the crew on the bridge,and lead the whole crew.

rubbersole

(10,958 posts)
13. The Bidens are in the same moral decency category as the Carters.
Tue Jun 25, 2024, 12:56 AM
Jun 2024

Their personal behavior wouldn't ever embarrass the country. Serious patriots.

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