Trump's post-debate response has been leaked:

[Doodley]

***satire***

It was a tough debate. I was debating three people. It was rigged against me. So, you can multiply my score by three. Joe took four years to prepare and could barely stand up. I was like a soldier fighting against a batillion. One man against an army, like a force the world has never seen. Imagine that. I was fighting for you, so you don't have to fight. I think they put a pole down Sleepy Joe's back to keep him upright. They want to ban cars, Can you believe it? The radical Democrats. Dishwashers too. They are taking your water away, and now it's just a drip.

I didn't even need to prepare, even though they make the rules. Dana Bash. What a nasty woman! She only asked me difficult questions. Bash the Trash, that's what I call her. Tapper---what a useless son of a B. I won't say it. I'm too polite to say it, but you know what I mean. And did you notice Sleepy Joe fiddling with his ear? Oh you did! I'm not going to say they fed him the answers, but that's what everyone is saying.

Then they rigged the polls that said Sleepy Joe won because they don't like the truth. Yes, folks, the communists are taking over. It's called Bidenflation. It's called Word War 2. Remember that word. I have the best words. Yes, those polls were rigged. Fake News! It's called Fake News. Everyone knows it. Even leading Democrats have said I won. Even the radical left say I won. I had a guy come up to me, and he said 'Thank you, Mr Trump for what you did for me and my family.' I told him to look at my battle scars. Yes scars on my beautiful body. That's what the radical left Democrats did to me. And I took it for you. For all of you.

There was a poll that put me 20 points ahead. Yes folks, 20 points ahead, but they hide that. Nobody is allowed to see it. I got 100% in a test my doctor gave me. Remember, I said they multiply the score by three. Sleepy Joe won't even take the test. I wonder why. Many, many Democrats have said that I won and the polls were rigged. It's the only way they can win. Windmills cause cancer, but you're not allowed to say it. Did you see how Bash the Trash cut me off?"

[Johnny2X2X]

1. Not really satire

That's about what he's going to say Friday.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

2. You sure you're not a mindreader?!

[whopis01]

20. No - a mindreader transcribing Trump's thoughts would look like this:

[BoRaGard]

3. You are disturbingly adept at this

How do we know you're not a clone?

[marble falls]

4. Can't fool me. That was too coherent for TFG, though the BS content was on the money.

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[jaxexpat]

17. It obviously wasn't Trump. The whole diatribe was actually about a single subject, the debate, in a series of sentences.

Trump can't focus that consistently....on anything.......ever. Except maybe lying. That, he does in any, all and every sentence of his manic bloviation passing as oration.

[marble falls]

21. There were more than the 80 different words he uses and no made up ones.

[jaxexpat]

22. Yup. It doesn't take Mrs. Marple-like powers of deduction to conclude the culprit wasn't Trump.

[DownriverDem]

5. One thing for sure

I hate trump and those who support him.

[durablend]

6. Sounds about right

A bit more coherent than I'd expect but hit the right points.

[usonian]

7. How do I check this to see if it's AI-generated?

Or anything he says?
Or anything at all?
AI fails to detect AI.

[surfered]

8. Sounds like what he will say

[patphil]

9. I won't be surprised if his actual response contains a lot of the same phrases as you're post.

But, you were too coherent. Next time, dial up the dementia a bit more. Then you'll be spot on.

[Wednesdays]

10. All that needs to be done to make it more authentic

Is to cut off each sentence after the first five words.

[twodogsbarking]

11. Someone wrote it for him.

[Joinfortmill]

12. Wow! This is so spot on Trumpy.

[spanone]

13. FUCK TRMP

[bmichaelh]

14. Trump's strategy

I believe Trump's strategy is clear.

When Obama ran against Romney, he made Romney's so-called strength a weakness.

Obama's campaign showed how Romney's hedge fund caused the foreclosure of many businesses.

Trump will try to do the similar thing to Biden.

One of Biden's strength is his empathy.

He will try to make people fearful of 'migrant crime' and claim that Biden lacks empathy.
He also tried but failed to get Congress to impeach Biden so that they were both be impeached.

Never mind, Trump lacks empathy and will probably never be a person with empathy for others.
And the deaths Trump contributed to during his first presidency.
A second Trump presidency would be disastrous for many Americans.

For myself, I might not survive a Trump presidency with a compliant Congress.
I am currently on my third remission of lymphoma; a remission I would not have reached if Trump had repealed ACA in 2017.
Currently, my maintenance treatments cost $1 million/year.
They would stop if ACA is repealed and there are no more protections against lifetime limits.

[LymphocyteLover]

15. NAILED IT!

[LoisB]

16. I think you have nailed it.

[Ray Bruns]

18. "Batillion"

[LiberalFighter]

19. One change.. use washing machine instead of dishwasher