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Ilsa

(62,173 posts)
Tue Jun 25, 2024, 04:40 PM Jun 2024

If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,

He might forget to turn off the porch light in the morning, and he may take an unplanned nap on your sofa while watching a baseball game. But, he'll water your plants and feed your dog.

If trump is sitting your house, he'll kill
your dog by throwing him out in the heat or cold without food or water. He'll let the burglars in and negotiate a kickback from your prized possessions being fenced. He'll invite the neighborhood teen girls over to party, telling them a modeling agency is looking for new models, then screw one of them on top of your expensive bedspread or quilt your grandmother made.

This is the difference between the two candidates as described by one of Nicole's guests, embellished a little by me.

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If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone, (Original Post) Ilsa Jun 2024 OP
I heard that! Matthew Dowd's comment, pretty funny. Ocelot II Jun 2024 #1
Thank you! I can rarely remember his name. Probably Ilsa Jun 2024 #2
Your ice cream might disappear but that's about it. n/t brewens Jun 2024 #3
Nope, Joe will bring his own ice cream jrandom421 Jun 2024 #9
Hmmmm, at 78 and overloaded with meds birdographer Jun 2024 #4
HaHa! This is becoming a can-you-top-this? thread a la "The Aristocrats." n/a John1956PA Jun 2024 #5
Do we know that he is "overloaded with meds"? whathehell Jun 2024 #8
Really? birdographer Jun 2024 #10
I think I misunderstood... whathehell Jun 2024 #12
okey dokey! birdographer Jun 2024 #13
I hate eating with pastic knives and forks. THANKS JOE! usonian Jun 2024 #6
Exactly! He's a drug addict who someone else is bankrolling. ffr Jun 2024 #7
QFT! I wouldn't let Trump, or his sick minded SYCOPHANTS B.See Jun 2024 #11

Ilsa

(62,173 posts)
2. Thank you! I can rarely remember his name. Probably
Tue Jun 25, 2024, 04:49 PM
Jun 2024

because I listen to the show quite a bit without paying attention to the video, which provides guests' names in captioning.

birdographer

(2,496 posts)
4. Hmmmm, at 78 and overloaded with meds
Tue Jun 25, 2024, 05:01 PM
Jun 2024

I'm not sure he could screw anyone on the bed. He could, however, ask 2 or 3 of the teens to pee on him while he lies on the bed.

You would also find Big Mac boxes and KFC buckets everywhere. He doesn't know how to wash dishes, so plates would be spread out all over the counters, complete with flies.

birdographer

(2,496 posts)
10. Really?
Tue Jun 25, 2024, 07:59 PM
Jun 2024

Last edited Tue Jun 25, 2024, 08:53 PM - Edit history (1)

Huge edit since my post was misunderstood. Scroll on down, nothing to see here!

ffr

(23,072 posts)
7. Exactly! He's a drug addict who someone else is bankrolling.
Tue Jun 25, 2024, 06:47 PM
Jun 2024

He couldn't get a job picking up cigarette butts in a Walgreen parking lot, let alone have access to government secrets!! DAMMIT!!!

B.See

(3,274 posts)
11. QFT! I wouldn't let Trump, or his sick minded SYCOPHANTS
Tue Jun 25, 2024, 08:05 PM
Jun 2024

in Congress, in the judiciary, or in state government, watch my neighbor's dog, much less my own.

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