If Joe Biden sits your house while you are gone,

[Ilsa]

He might forget to turn off the porch light in the morning, and he may take an unplanned nap on your sofa while watching a baseball game. But, he'll water your plants and feed your dog.

If trump is sitting your house, he'll kill
your dog by throwing him out in the heat or cold without food or water. He'll let the burglars in and negotiate a kickback from your prized possessions being fenced. He'll invite the neighborhood teen girls over to party, telling them a modeling agency is looking for new models, then screw one of them on top of your expensive bedspread or quilt your grandmother made.

This is the difference between the two candidates as described by one of Nicole's guests, embellished a little by me.

[Ocelot II]

1. I heard that! Matthew Dowd's comment, pretty funny.

[Ilsa]

2. Thank you! I can rarely remember his name. Probably

because I listen to the show quite a bit without paying attention to the video, which provides guests' names in captioning.

[brewens]

3. Your ice cream might disappear but that's about it. n/t

[jrandom421]

9. Nope, Joe will bring his own ice cream

and he' ll re-stock yours, if he has any of it

[birdographer]

4. Hmmmm, at 78 and overloaded with meds

I'm not sure he could screw anyone on the bed. He could, however, ask 2 or 3 of the teens to pee on him while he lies on the bed.

You would also find Big Mac boxes and KFC buckets everywhere. He doesn't know how to wash dishes, so plates would be spread out all over the counters, complete with flies.

[John1956PA]

5. HaHa! This is becoming a can-you-top-this? thread a la "The Aristocrats." n/a

[whathehell]

8. Do we know that he is "overloaded with meds"?

as you characterize it?

[birdographer]

10. Really?

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Huge edit since my post was misunderstood. Scroll on down, nothing to see here!

[whathehell]

12. I think I misunderstood...

I thought you were speaking of Biden, not Trump

[birdographer]

13. okey dokey!

Speaking of trump. And I am going to edit that post since it goes on and on against trump!

[usonian]

6. I hate eating with pastic knives and forks. THANKS JOE!

[ffr]

7. Exactly! He's a drug addict who someone else is bankrolling.

He couldn't get a job picking up cigarette butts in a Walgreen parking lot, let alone have access to government secrets!! DAMMIT!!!

[B.See]

11. QFT! I wouldn't let Trump, or his sick minded SYCOPHANTS

in Congress, in the judiciary, or in state government, watch my neighbor's dog, much less my own.