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et tu
(2,344 posts)more please and thank you for posting~
cntrygrl
(357 posts)GiqueCee
(2,561 posts)... has jumped the shark hundreds of times, and yet, he persists. Are the sharks giving him wide berth out of professional courtesy? Or maybe they're just not big fans of Trump. It's what's probably in his pants that would put any man-eater on a vegan diet.
I certainly wouldn't shake hands with him before I'd had the shots. Yeah, no, I wouldn't shake hands with him under ANY circumstances, but you get my point.
Niagara
(10,804 posts)Shark Week starts July 7 to the 13th!
StarryNite
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wnylib
(25,314 posts)Trump opens a door to find a shark and cringes. Opens another door and finds a boat battery and backs away from it. He stands back trying to decide which door to use. A voice says to reject them both, along with Trump himself.
I also think it would be funny as hell if somebody could put a dead shark on one of his golf courses just before he starts playing a round there.
Or, instead of actually putting a dead shark on the course, do an ad that shows him finding one while golfing and freaking out over it. Should not be hard for some tech savvy people to insert a shark picture into an ad. Maybe next to one of his golf course water fountains, where the falling water creates a pool. Add an electric battery boat next to the fountain.