Boris Johnson has a 10-point guide to the Tories regaining power. Duncan Jones (Bowie's son) had a 10-point response.

[highplainsdem]

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Daily Mail Online
@MailOnline

BORIS JOHNSON: Starmer's majority is built on sand - it's a mile wide and an inch deep. Here's my ten-point guide to bashing Labour and getting back into power https://trib.al/T7FGUfP

Duncan Jones
@ManMadeMoon

Here’s my 10 point plan to you fucking off-
1) fuck off
2) sit down and get your breath back and then fuck off some more.
3) fucked off enough yet? Not a chance! Hop on your fuck off bike and pedal for the hills!
4) stop for some grappa, impregnate yourself and then continue fucking off
5) halfway there, but no rest for the wicked! Fuck off…
6) Keep on fucking off, BJ!
7) Wait! Is that the finish line?! No! It’s a mirage! Back to fucking off!
8) Hot, sweaty and panting? More sprogs on the horizon? Nope. Just you dragging yourself forward, fucking off.
9) Almost there now! The green fields of Fuck off on Thames are just ahead? Bit wet… wait a second… is that a dinghy you’ve fucked off past?
10). At last! Youve fucked off far enough! Oh dear. Croissant? Vineyards?! You’re in France. Ahh well! Only one thing for it. Keep fucking off around the rest of the planet.

[North Shore Chicago]

1. Think dad would have been proud!

[SupportSanity]

2. Besides knowing exactly what to say, he's also a great movie director.

[skylucy]

3. Wow. Just like his dad, Duncan has a way with words!

[LiberalFighter]

4. Has been Boris?

Did he push Brexit because of Putin?

[GenThePerservering]

5. Eh

that whole "fuck off yada yada" is low-hanging fruit, didn't answer anything, didn't rebut anything. I expected better.