The Onion is having a field day with current events

[BootinUp]

[RandomNumbers]

1. The one in the bottom right is gold.

Trust The Onion to nail it.

[underpants]

6. I completely agree

[Pinback]

2. "Investigation Finds Secret Service Failed To Account For Nation's 393 Million Guns"

Perfect.

[Raven123]

3. Oh my. At the top of their game today

[allegorical oracle]

4. Text of the Roof Ban is funny: "As we saw on Saturday, the risks of Americans

having roofs is far too great...."

[Ocelot II]

5. "Terrified Don Jr. Awakens In Ice-Filled Tub Missing Ear"

[BoRaGard]

7. Stepping up their game

[mzmolly]

8. lol

good stuff!

[JoseBalow]

9. "I will always rise above the butterfaces and prevail."

The Onion is a treasure!

[StarryNite]

10. They had so much fodder to work with.

[Wounded Bear]

11. It is called a target rich environment...

[calimary]

13. No kidding!

I love The Onion!

[Solly Mack]

12. Genius!

LMAO

[OldBoss]

14. OMG Stolen, thank you! nt

[dchill]

15. Tongue-in-cheeking to the point of soreness!

[Xavier Breath]

16. If I'm being honest I'd watch that Hinkley/Sirhan debate.

I mean, with Wolf, too? C'mon, I'm only human.

[slightlv]

17. I am so going to miss the Onion!

The shooter is absolutely not my type and never will be.

Yes gods! ROFLMAO!

[Blue Owl]

18. K&R