and how long is tRump gonna be wearing that stupid bandage???

[a kennedy]

[greymattermom]

1. He'll be selling them soon.

so until they are sold out.

[TheBlackAdder]

12. Yep. Ear with Bandage lapel pins for $99.

[hlthe2b]

2. As one who has done her share of surgeries including superficial wounds like that,it does seem curious.

[Emile]

3. Someone called it a panty liner, and by God it looks like one too.

[Faux pas]

4. Probably until

election day

[NameAlreadyTaken]

5. He was able to fist bump within seconds,

and yet still needs the bandage 5 days later?

[TheBlackAdder]

8. The last time I worse a bandage for 5 days was a 5-inch 1/2 inch deep laceration requiring 8 stitches.

[Freethinker65]

6. As long as necessary.

[TheBlackAdder]

7. A long time. That's his Purple Heart. Almost fragged by his own side. (Probably would have happened in Vietnam)

[Emile]

9. That's his Vietnam wound that he got a purple heart 💜 for.

[TheBlackAdder]

14. His probability of getting fragged in Vietnam was almost 100% by his own military school classmates.

[eShirl]

10. vincent van NO

[madaboutharry]

11. He didn't need stitches.

Eric Trump said that during an interview at the convention.

Trump has kept the medical report from being released and has not given doctors permission to release information. He doesn’t want us to know something.

[TwilightZone]

16. Nope.

https://www.reuters.com/fact-check/misinformation-narratives-fact-checked-wake-trump-assassination-attempt-2024-07-15/

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/15/technology/trump-shooting-conspiracy-theories.html

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2024/07/16/false-claims-about-trump-shooting-assassination-attempt/74411424007/

[Tickle]

15. we'll see what happens tonight

He's speaking tonight—maybe he'll walk on water, rip off the bandage, and show us that he's infallible all at once!

[Emile]

18. People are saying it looks like a panty liner.

Once he hears that he may remove it.

[Bookreadingliberal53]

19. Kotex Jesus nt

[Emile]

21. Bwhaha, now that's a good name for him.

[Emile]

22. He thinks he can win over the women voters

by wearing a kotex.

[yorkster]

17. Maybe by speech time the great unveiling

will have taken place and he'll do his
Mussolini chin thrust left and right to let us know he's back in full.
Or not. Not much to go on re details here

[jimfields33]

20. I heard he needs reconstructive surgery on the upper ear.

So perhaps that long.

[duncang]

23. At least a week or two.

He has to accumulate enough to sell as a holy relic to his cult. They will add them to their reliquary along with his shoes and suit pieces.

They will carry them out yearly to allow the truth believers bow their heads and pray to their saint of hate. Miracles will happen their ar-15’s will not rust. They will touch them to their ivermectin so it can cure all ills.

[republianmushroom]

24. How long is it to election day ?