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maxsolomon

(38,074 posts)
Thu Jul 18, 2024, 11:11 AM Jul 2024

Can someone explain why MFer's shoes came off?

I don't understand why his shoes were off when he got nicked. I assume he was wearing loafers with lifts, because of his monstrous vanity.

Were they uncomfortable and he takes them off while he's bloviating?
Were they already off, or did they fall off when he ducked?
Why would they fall off? The lifts bring his stupid fat fascist heels near the top of the shoe? The SS agents dogpiling him?
Why did he care so much about retrieving them? The lifts?

I know the Republic is collapsing and all, but I keep wondering about it.

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Can someone explain why MFer's shoes came off? (Original Post) maxsolomon Jul 2024 OP
His shoes have 3 inch lifts Freddie Jul 2024 #1
If your shoes have thick lifts, your feet don't fit all the way down inside them, Ocelot II Jul 2024 #2
Pictures I've seen, they seem to be elastic laces. yagotme Jul 2024 #7
Shoe phone was ringing. usonian Jul 2024 #3
Just thinking that the height/angle of those lifts probably helped Jrose Jul 2024 #4
He said the SS did it. BlueWave1776 Jul 2024 #5
I read that as well. n/t KarenS Jul 2024 #6
So, SS & lifts. Make sense. maxsolomon Jul 2024 #9
In my limited experience in dress clothes.... WarGamer Jul 2024 #8

Freddie

(10,033 posts)
1. His shoes have 3 inch lifts
Thu Jul 18, 2024, 11:14 AM
Jul 2024

I’ve read that shoes with lifts don’t fit right and come off easily,

Ocelot II

(128,732 posts)
2. If your shoes have thick lifts, your feet don't fit all the way down inside them,
Thu Jul 18, 2024, 11:17 AM
Jul 2024

so they'll come off much more easily. Without lifts, your feet will contact the insoles and the laces will hold the shoes on. With them, there's really nothing to keep the shoes on because the laces will tie down only the front of the foot. The heel will slide right out. This might also explain why he can't walk normally on ramps, and why he tilts forward when he stands (his huge ass providing a counterweight so he doesn't fall on his face).

yagotme

(4,126 posts)
7. Pictures I've seen, they seem to be elastic laces.
Thu Jul 18, 2024, 11:41 AM
Jul 2024

Not tied. Which would increase the likelihood of them coming off easily.

Jrose

(1,511 posts)
4. Just thinking that the height/angle of those lifts probably helped
Thu Jul 18, 2024, 11:20 AM
Jul 2024

make it possible for the shooter to 'barely miss'.

BlueWave1776

(7 posts)
5. He said the SS did it.
Thu Jul 18, 2024, 11:39 AM
Jul 2024

I read somewhere in one of his brief recaps of what happened that he said they came off when the secret service agents tackled him. He said they knocked him down so hard he flew out of his shoes.

maxsolomon

(38,074 posts)
9. So, SS & lifts. Make sense.
Thu Jul 18, 2024, 11:52 AM
Jul 2024

The whole "let me get my shoes" when he's in the middle of an assassination attempt? His 1st concern is that his lifts charade isn't exposed, THEN posing for the cameras.

Have I mentioned he's the Worst Person in America?

WarGamer

(18,213 posts)
8. In my limited experience in dress clothes....
Thu Jul 18, 2024, 11:41 AM
Jul 2024

Dress socks are quite slippery in leather dress shoes...

Add in a heel wedge to increase height and I can't imagine it'd be a tight fit.

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