Speech thread

[superpatriotman]

If you wish


Lee Greenwood singing him in. Big Broadway lights TRUMP,, shitler walking out like Judy Garland, ear maxi pad and all.


Ps the firefighter's uniform who was shot last week

[G_j]

1. scary

[Xavier Breath]

2. He's going to be buried with that dam pad on his ear, even if it's in 20 years.

[MFM008]

220. Its going to be

Hanging in shreds like the Mummy.

[superpatriotman]

3. Running for president of all America

Not just half. Accepts the nomination

[Xavier Breath]

4. Yay, it's story time.

[newdeal2]

5. Those giant lights

Smelvis '68 Comeback Tour

[riversedge]

6. Trump is coming across to me as sickening sweet--which is NOT his mode of living!!

[Xavier Breath]

15. Laying on the bullshit thick, even for him.

[LeftInTX]

16. He said he rewrote his speech...The first one was devisive.

Sounds like he's talking about Harambe the gorilla.

"The ears are the bloodiest part"

"It was very sweet"...(Something about the SS helping him or something)


I'm not supposed to be here tonight. I'm not supposed to be here...

Crowd: "Yes you are"

Trump: "Thank You"

[PikaBlue]

7. Thank God

Thank God he wasn't shot in the hemorrhoids. Imagine an auditorium filled with bare butt supporters with sympathetic bandages.

[superpatriotman]

8. Assassin's bullet came within one quarter inch of taking his life.

He will only tell the story this once…

Now he’s being AI verbose narrating the attempted murder.

[viva la]

226. Someone actually died...any mention ?

[birdographer]

234. He had what was supposed to be (?) the fireman's uniform on the stage

Problem was, he spelled the man's last name wrong on it....

[LeftInTX]

9. It was a warm beautiful day....

Music was loudly playing and everyone was happy.

In order to see the chart I turned to my right....

I heard a loud whizzing sound...

I said to myself, "Wow what was that"..

I moved my right hand to my ear and it was covered with blood.

Bullets were continuing to fly.

[G_j]

10. ok, turning it off now ..

[superpatriotman]

11. I dropped to the stage, bullets continued to fly...

There was blood pouring everywhere but he felt safe because he had God on his side (hold for applause)

[HoosierDebbie]

169. My thought on this

Blood was pouring everywhere? No, it was dripping from the top of your ear only. I have had more blood from a bloody nose on occasion.

And, bullets continued to fly? Weren't there only three in total from his would-be assassin. Continued to fly sounds like a non-stop barrage of many, many bullets.

[riversedge]

12. Oh my --the DRAMA!! coming out of Trumps mouth!! sickening

[Emile]

13. Panty Liner Jesus

[MOMFUDSKI]

40. You win the Thread!!!!

lol

[consider_this]

14. with about 20 copies of the bloody drip face photo

displayed all around the stage

[Nixie]

17. Lie about the "bullet". In the RFK leaked phone call, he said

he thought it was a huge bug (I think he said it was a mosquito), but now he said he knew it was a bullet.

This speech isn't about Americans and, of course, just him him him.

[Walleye]

26. His reaction was like to a bee sting or something

[Nixie]

45. "like a giant ---like the world's largest mosquito"

Just looked up the leaked call and got the exact quote.

Yes, he did react like it was a bee sting.

[yorkster]

208. World's largest mosquito bites world's biggest a#%hole..

[ms liberty]

59. Exactly. He literally smacked his ear like a bug had bitten him.

[riversedge]

18. trump said "TENS of THOUSANDS"--umm anyone know about what the actual count of Trumps

rally was??

[Joe Cool]

24. 7,000

Butler resident here
Max capacity for the grounds is 15,000.

[riversedge]

73. I recall the area did NOT look full.

[Wednesdays]

176. High school pep rallies get better attendance. nt

[TommyT139]

201. Pic from above after the fact

This is from the NY Times. The pic at the top (not black box where video didn't archive) shows the area of the fairgrounds where the rally was.
https://archive.is/srrT0

You can zoom in and see each individual chair. Someone more patient than me could use the chairs to estimate the bleacher capacity. The standing area is harder to estimate. I don't know how big the fairgrounds area is as a whole, but this looks to me more like a small concert capacity.

[Bluepinky]

54. Not sure of exact number, but definitely not tens of thousands.

I wish we could divide our country into two countries. Let the MAGAs have Trump, and the rest of us can have a democracy. We can watch them burn down their own house.

I have nothing in common with the people at this rally, they look like they’re crying as Trump talks about the attempt on his life. I can’t see how we will ever be a unified country.

[TommyT139]

173. Unfortunately...

If the trumpists win, there won't be anyone to pick crops.

So there's that.

[HoosierDebbie]

182. Hmmm

I wonder if there is any way to tell which food comes from the MAGA farmers at the Butler rally? In college we knew which grapes were union and non-union because they were clearly labeled. Informed decision making.

[ShazzieB]

227. Good point.

Either way, Whether or not someone supplies food or any other commodity I need and pay for has no bearing on what if anything, I have in common with them personally. Farmers aren't growing food out of the goodness of their heart anyway; they're doing it because it's their job. We all have to make a living (those of us who weren't born into endless wealth) by doing a job that we get paid for. Some people's job is growing crops, raising livestock, etc., and more power to them. That doesn't mean the rest of us all owe them a special debt of gratitude that supersedes the good of the country and the future of our democracy.

I don't feel like I have anything in common with someone who thinks a twice impeached, sexual assaulting, convicted felon and would be dictator who hates and wants to harm me and people I care about should be potus, no matter what they may produce. MAGA morons could sh*t diamonds and rubies, for all I care. If they vote for that orange hellbeast, they're idiots who are harming this country. That is all.

[Bluepinky]

57. Not sure of exact number, but definitely not tens of thousands.

I wish we could divide our country into two countries. Let the MAGAs have Trump, and the rest of us can have a democracy. We can watch them burn down their own house.

I have nothing in common with the people at this rally, they look like they’re crying as Trump talks about the attempt on his life. I can’t see how we will ever be a unified country.

[superpatriotman]

19. No stampeding.

Many lives were saved.

…”They thought I was dead. A shot to the head…”

[CoopersDad]

20. I'm thinking two hours plus.

He loves the limelight, the fawning audience who love him for giving them permission to hate others.

[riversedge]

21. "i'm not suppose to be here tonight" sobbed Trump. Talking of GOD again.

[Nixie]

27. Lol

[riversedge]

31. as the sappiest story I have ever heard!!

[Emile]

42. It's a real doozy.

[superpatriotman]

23. Now he's saying the SS was avoiding bullets

Not from what I saw. Talk about the utter failure of the police and SS allowing this shooter for many, many minutes, crawl up the roof.

[Walleye]

34. Kind of like Kyle Rittenhouse running down the street with his AR 15 in the middle of a riot

I believe the police gave him a bottle of water

[GoodRaisin]

25. All about him.

[Emile]

28. Are they chanting You Are Late For Jail

[Xavier Breath]

30. Thought I heard one person saying "Boo-urns."

[superpatriotman]

29. The crowd of millions cried

Like no one has ever seen before.

[Nixie]

32. Did this phony ever call the families of the J6 victims?

[LeftInTX]

33. WTF?? Did he kiss that mannequin???

[superpatriotman]

35. Now he's kissing the helmet

Of the murdered firefighter

Not kidding.

[dflprincess]

38. And I threw up in my mouth

Now he's claiming "they've" raised $6 million for the guy kill e 2 woundedI wonder if they'll ever get the money. Didn't he pull something like this for vets, but they never saw the money?

[brewens]

67. Six million for a guy that was 100% in favor of every single thing that put that kid on that roof with that gun.

How about a big payout to all the other mass shooting victims? Especially those who would rather your people hadn't created the threat that shot at you?

[DET]

36. OMG

He kissed the dead firefighter’s helmet.

[electric_blue68]

79. Ick drama

[LeftInTX]

37. Moment of silence...Are prayers next????

[Xavier Breath]

44. If he prays out loud the walls will bleed.

[LeftInTX]

53. He's got kotex on the job!

[spanone]

39. No thanks.

[Self Esteem]

41. Can't wait for Van Jones to call it the greatest convention speech of all time.

[superpatriotman]

43. He's definitely on painkillers

I fear another moment of silence and he will be asleep on his bone spurs.

[TommyT139]

46. Eeewwwww

Like when he humps the flag, but gumming the helmet.

His slathering on all the religious allusions is blasphemous. May he speedily meet the Deity he claims to honor, to face the reward he truly deserves.

[LeftInTX]

47. One nation under God with liberty and justice for all

We need to come together.
The Democrats need to stop weaponizing the justice dept
On Monday a major ruling.....
They need to stop these partisan witch hunts.

[consider_this]

48. now he is bragging that Aileen threw the case out.

[Emile]

49. Any minute now he is going to explain how he is

going to make America great again. Still waiting. .still waiting. .

[superpatriotman]

50. He is not the enemy of democracy

…but the savior of democracy.

Highly respected judge Cannon(ball) got the case thrown out.

[jls4561]

51. I am watching Star Talk on Pluto TV. Talking about the multiverse, now onto Heisenberg uncertainty

Principle. Seems relevant.

[riversedge]

52. trump: I am the one saving Democracy...... !! uga uga His lies are making me sick!!

[electric_blue68]

86. I hear ya! Blargh!!!

[riversedge]

55. OMG--Melania showed up!!

[dflprincess]

58. The check must have cleared. nt

[superpatriotman]

63. Waving and smiling

“Thank you. I hate you all. Thank you. You are all hillbillies and rubes…”

[Xavier Breath]

64. Can't collect her fee without putting in the face time.

[GarColga]

56. Trump was really struggling to stay awake

during Eric's speech, and he just kinda pushed his granddaughter out of his way at the end.

[LeftInTX]

60. Let's put Melania's letter in the Republican platform

How good was Dana? Was he good? (Rambling)

[electric_blue68]

61. Oh, STFU LIAR! Wanna be Dictator!

[Self Esteem]

62. This is objectively not a good speech. It's weird. It's uneven.

[Abolishinist]

65. God spared the fomer's life!

But apparently, doG gave a flying F about killing the fireman.

[indigovalley]

66. This is the worst presidential convention speech I've ever heard...

Just rambling, self-centered, filled with lies.... ridiculous.

[Self Esteem]

68. Yeah. It's not good. I thought he was going to have a much better speech.

[dweller]

74. Well he did

tear up the bad one …

😐


✌🏻

[Joe Cool]

71. Tell us how you really feel.

If Trump burns and crashes like the Hindenburg, will the media blame Joe Biden and say he should drop out of the race?

[dflprincess]

78. He's losing the crowd

I'd like to know how many are looking at the watches & wondering if they can just leave.

[FreddyWhite]

185. I just tuned in - the faces of the crowd - vacant

no life, no energy

[Xavier Breath]

69. Nancy Pelosi issuing subpoenas now, apparently.

[superpatriotman]

70. Now he's thanking the whole crew of Idiocacry

Kid soft rock, Hulking Hogan, Lee Greenwood, ufc exploiter-in-chief Dana (a girls name)

[LeftInTX]

72. Trump is not talking about politics at all!

This speech is fluff

Mentioning how wonderful Lee Greenwood and Hulk Hogan, giving to shout outs to Eric. Mentions Eric and Don Jr's subpoenas.

Gotta stop the subpoenas because they're destroying the country.

[IcyPeas]

75. Thanking Jason Aldean who was performing in las vegas when mass shooting occured

[Xavier Breath]

76. "I am trying to buy your vote"

[Xavier Breath]

90. Intelligent post.

See? I do know it.

[Nixie]

77. His usual drunk at the bar ramblings.

Not talking about policy.

[Nixie]

93. No, it's mumbling and not making any sense, like a drunk

at the bar.

You're the only one who has complimented his speech. Welcome to DU.

[superpatriotman]

81. Vance...Wisconsin...

We love our cheese. Cheeseheads.

I want to buy your vote.

[LeftInTX]

82. "I have tried to buy your vote"

Trump can't "be nice" if talks about politics, so he's giving a speech about nothing.

[riversedge]

83. Trump--"and I am trying to BUY your vote" Disgusting!!

[consider_this]

84. what are space age drugs???

[LeftInTX]

85. Drugs made after 1960????

[IcyPeas]

92. Dunno... maybe elon musks brain chips

[kerry-is-my-prez]

119. I dunno and I worked in substance abuse.

[superpatriotman]

87. The firefighters uniform is misspelled

It’s Comperatore. Not Compertore.

It won’t matter. Shitler will cut it into pieces, attach it to bloody maxi pads and raise funds with it.

[Beachnutt]

88. He could go out on stage

drop his pants and take a dump and the loons would cheer..

[Nixie]

91. Can you imagine if Biden rambled and mumbled like this

in public?!?

[Alice B.]

196. Or, you know, was clearly reading a teleprompter like...

... it's a shopping list his wife sent him to the store with and he's forgotten his glasses.

[Nixie]

225. Thankfully, Joy Reid is saying the same things---Trump looks old and

in decline. Can't stay on script.

I've never ever seen anything remotely like this from Biden.

"Crushingly stupid"
"Incoherent lunacy"
Those are a couple reviews Alex Wagner is talking about.

[IcyPeas]

94. Michael Steele coined the phrase Drill Baby Drill.

[superpatriotman]

95. Painkiller Trump

Democrats aren’t fierce except for cheating on elections and swaddling illegal immigrants.

We will end lots of different things…no details.

Now lying about taxes.

[DET]

96. This Is Just

…his stump speech now. Stupid and rambling. With any luck he goes completely off the rails. The drugs should be wearing off soon…sweating like a pig, eyes fully dilated…

[Seeking Serenity]

102. If he's on opioid drugs, he'd have pinpoint pupils

[DET]

136. Well, He's On Something

Look at those eyes. That’s not normal. Speed?

[Emile]

97. Goodnight I'm going to bed, yawn 🥱

[riversedge]

99. for what it is worth-Kimberly Guilfoyle is NOT sitting next to Don JR!!

[Nixie]

113. Interesting! The other night, she kept looking at him

but he didn't look at her. Then it looked like he put his hand on her knee. But I did think something was up!

[HoosierDebbie]

187. I think it could be that she is upset.

They have won the award for the longest engagement in history!

[Nixie]

224. Their body language is awkward on stage now, too.

He's standing slightly in front of her, and seems to be ignoring her.

She's right to be worried about their long engagement.

[superpatriotman]

100. Hundreds of thousands of people are being killed every year

By an invasion. No details, but you know who he means.

[LeftInTX]

101. Now he's sorta talking about "policy"...Nothing specific.

Same old stuff,
inflation bad, WWIII, Dems don't do anything except prosecute against election fraud, will pull out of Ukraine, blaming Iran for Israel, but is not offering a solution,

[LeftInTX]

103. Keeps throwing the 2020 election. Says the Dems used Covid to cheat.

Used Biden's name....

We had the greatest economy...

[superpatriotman]

104. We apparently used Covid to cheat in the election

And he’s not going to ever let it happen again

The damage Biden has done to the country is unthinkable.

[wryter2000]

105. Lies, lies, lies, lies

"Nobody can believe it."

For good reason. It's BS.

[DaBronx]

106. I can't go back to hearing this voice every day

[Nixie]

122. Welcome to DU. You like trumps voice ?

[dweller]

128. That troll

Didn’t even make it to a dozen posts

Thank you MIRT !



✌🏻

[Nixie]

134. Yes, thank you MIRT! I couldn't figure out

how to alert MIRT, but it was all handled!

[electric_blue68]

107. Oh, ghads, The Wall again and rampent illegal immigrant murderers. Stfu

[Self Esteem]

108. Media got played. This is not a unity speech lmao

[SDANation]

109. Sooo... He's exactly the same LOL!

Can’t imagine any independents or moderates are going to be swayed by this BS. Doom doom doom repeat

[superpatriotman]

110. Apparently the country is worse than its ever been

107% of our jobs are taken by illegal aliens.

That’s right 107%! Seven percent more than we have.

[Xavier Breath]

112. Damn, they're tricky.

[LeftInTX]

120. I caught that too...

[Xavier Breath]

114. Every convention since forever has looked exactly like that, you fucking moron.

[LeftInTX]

115. "It's about love" --LOL

"The Republicans got rid of the long boring agenda"

(Yeah, but we're listening to your long boring speech)

[SDANation]

117. Media looks really dumb

He or his surrogates said unity? He’s literally said nothing or how he would improve Americans lives. Just the usual, stolen election, greatest this greatest that… blah blah drive down prices? Okay how? Haha

[electric_blue68]

118. Like you care about Black and Latino people

(illegals taking those jobs)

[superpatriotman]

121. Oil

We can make an absolute fortune, I mean he can make an absolute fortune, with it.

Ever seen (the most common phrase in his hyperbole)

[consider_this]

123. "drill baby drill" and "green new scam"

anyone who wants a planet might want to vote against the MAGAloon

[superpatriotman]

124. Green new scam

Wasted trillions apparently. No electric vehicle mandate.

Now it’s just lies and hyperbole. You know, unifying.

[nolabear]

125. Well, it's pretty dull. Not going to move anyone.

Although the lies per minute are fairly impressive.

[Beachnutt]

133. RNLC

Republican National Liars Convention.
Where liars come together and compliment each others lies.

[nolabear]

137. They're going to sacrifice a fatted calf later.

[GoodRaisin]

126. The lies are thick in that room tonight.

[superpatriotman]

127. The China virus

Now he’s playing the hits and the rubes are trying to stay awake.

[nolabear]

129. He's going to ramble for an hour and a half, isn't he?

So much for rousing rhetoric. Same old same old.

[ms liberty]

130. Watching but not listening and he looks like he's ranting ugly stuff again

[Xavier Breath]

135. He's talking about a waitress that never existed.

[ms liberty]

147. Did she look at him with tears and her eyes and say "sir.. "?

He does love his sir stories. So many people looking at him and tearing up

[LeftInTX]

131. "No tax on tips"...OK sounds like a new policy

[Ms. Toad]

160. That's been around for a while.

There was a discussion on DU about it a few weeks ago, maybe.

[proud patriot]

132. good grief ,, the lies are thick

Fuck trump and fuck the republican party

[LeftInTX]

138. It has lasted an hour

[superpatriotman]

139. No tax on tips

If he was serious I could get behind that.

But he’s not a serious person. He’s making domestic policy by waitress advice.

Pivot back to illegal immigrants.

Never,ever before.

[Ms. Toad]

174. And favoring one group of low income workers over others.

Tax relief should treat all workers with similar incomes the same way. (As should wage laws - and the lower wage for tipped employees should be abolished so that tipping becomes truly voluntary (and, fades away I hope).)

[onandup]

140. Very subdued

Which I find surprising.

[Self Esteem]

142. His 2020 convention speech was subdued too. He sounded tired and weak.

[SamuelTheThird]

144. He doesn't look well. At all

Maybe that's wishful thinking on my part, but he doesnt look healthy. He looked better in the debate

[LeftInTX]

148. He's trying to "be nice"...But he's not nice...

[Nixie]

155. He's sweating!

He looks tired out.

[littlemissmartypants]

194. No, you're right. He looks like Elvis not long before he died.

Not wishful thinking.

[Xavier Breath]

141. Who had MS13 on their bingo card?

[LeftInTX]

149. Me!

[Nixie]

143. There is no way to debate against this. It's a wall of

low level brain washing. No way to pick apart the lies.

[beaglelover]

145. This is a very boring speech.

[superpatriotman]

146. Take your killers back and we will pay you

Amazing. What a concept. Extortion.

They licked the bottom of his shoes to take them back.

[superpatriotman]

151. And melanoma is gone

“Bye, hillbillies. Thank you. I hate you all.”

[Music Man]

152. Perhaps by design, but holy shit this is boring.

[LeftInTX]

153. I feel like I'm in church...yawn....

[ms liberty]

154. I'll look forward to the debunking of his charts

[superpatriotman]

156. Okay I'm out.

Continue if you can.

It’s been real.

I’m ridin’ with Biden!

[consider_this]

157. Hannibal Lector!!!!!

then sharks must be coming too

[flamingdem]

158. Whoa, dementia much?

Hannibal Lector time

[LeftInTX]

159. Now he's talking about Silence of the Lambs...

Countries are letting out their insane asylums.

[ALBliberal]

178. Good! Maybe media will actually be forced to cover

To cover the shark thing and silence of the lamb stuff! So far I have only seen it on Meidas Touch

[onandup]

162. I hope Joe starts his acceptance speech earlier

This time slot can't be optimal.

[Nixie]

163. Super crazy drunk at the bar !

OMG, he is such an embarrassment.

[FreddyWhite]

189. Bingo!

[kansasobama]

164. Does he have tears

Orange Turd

[flamingdem]

165. What country's president is he talking about?

The one who's dumping criminals on the USA?

[nolabear]

166. Boy he's hung up on the border isn't he?

Stoke those racist fires.

[madamesilverspurs]

167. He's trying to sound "sincere".

Clearly, he has no experience with sincerity so he can't imitate it.


.

[LeftInTX]

175. He thinks rambling is sincerity

[Inkey]

168. Just glanced at it

Going too long and the audience are
struggling to keep up/make sense
of what he I meandering about.
Time to bring out the hook and play
the wrap it up music.

[LeftInTX]

170. The next GOP convention will be in Venezuela if he (Trump) isn't elected.

[Xavier Breath]

171. Keep Ike's name out of your filthy mouth, you pig.

[DET]

172. They just showed a bunch of people leaving....

Starting with Vance’s wife. That was right after the umpteenth version of ‘close the border’. Unless Usha was going to the bathroom and that was her SS detail, I’m guessing the crowd is getting bored. Oh God…’the late great Hannibal Lecter’. He’s going around the bend.

Possible correction: Somebody said that was Melania, not Vance’s wife, who left. Even better.

[malaise]

180. He is stark raving mad

That is all

[kansasobama]

177. Someone smack his other ear

Please

[kansasobama]

179. Can someone smack his other ear

Please

[LeftInTX]

181. Bragging about Orban

[cliffside]

183. Me, Me, Me, Me speech, hope the media pays attention! nt

[ecstatic]

184. omfg. Wrap it up, big mouth!

I'm only watching to hear the commentary after.

[DFab420]

186. Over an hour long? Did he forget this was a convention not a rally?

Imagine for one moment if Joe Biden gave such a rambling nonsensical HOUR long diatribe.

The press is broken

[Xavier Breath]

188. Lies, damn lies and Trump's speeches.

[Beachnutt]

190. Illegal aliens coming in killing and terrorizing..

he just caught a bullet in the ear by an American magaloon gun nut.

[Xavier Breath]

191. It was called Star Wars, dumbass.

[consider_this]

192. SMDH!

[Music Man]

193. Yes, what was that?

Just had it on in the periphery, thought I heard about Reagan and "they made fun of it by calling it Space Ship."

Holy fuck, what a dumbass.

[Xavier Breath]

197. If only he had said Space Force.

[BannonsLiver]

195. He can't possibly still be talking

Over 90 minutes now. (I’m not watching)

[cliffside]

202. Still talking, wish he would talk for hours to demonstrate his mental abilities

[Klarkashton]

198. A flood of bullshit "promises' written on ice.

He couldn't do a single one of the promises. The claps were weak even the maga knows it's all bullshit.

[littlemissmartypants]

199. Git me my high bread car now!

THANKS BE TO GOD! IT'S OVER!

AAAAAMEN!!!!!!!!!

[DET]

209. Not So Fast

Still bloviating. He’s back on script, but he’s on a roll now.

[littlemissmartypants]

217. The longest speech since 1972 according to PBS

Lisa Desjardins.

[LeftInTX]

200. I don't think Martha Raddatz is gonna be praising this speech. If she's still awake!!

[LeftInTX]

203. Talking about everyone's movement...Greatest movement ever!..LOL

[littlemissmartypants]

204. The bewitching hour is upon us. 🙌

[dflprincess]

205. Does anyone believe that Fred ever took him to see Billy Graham? nt

[Xavier Breath]

212. Guessing there was way too many Black folks in the Bronx for old Fred.

[Xavier Breath]

206. Can't wait to hear the panel's thoughts on this one.

[Self Esteem]

211. Honestly, if anyone praises it, we'll know they're all carrying Trump's water now.

This is an awful speech.

[LeftInTX]

207. It's time to hear about covered wagons!

[littlemissmartypants]

210. MAGA must die and I want it to be a slow, torturous thing.

How hard do you think it would be to convince him hemlock is a cola?

[Xavier Breath]

213. Thank Jeebus it's over.

[consider_this]

214. oh - he said "united"

there it is, and that was it, just one word in a line of adjectives.

[nolabear]

215. Uh-oh. It's the blowoff.

Well, it was…there.

[LeftInTX]

216. David Muir: "Longest acceptance speech in history"

[electric_blue68]

218. Buh byeeee! Geeeeeebz

[Self Esteem]

219. Anyone know what Van Jones said? I don't watch CNN.

[DET]

221. Perfect Ending

Closing music - ‘Hold On, I’m Coming’. That would be pretty innocuous for a normal human being, but… Now they’re playing ‘one of his favorite operas’.

[littlemissmartypants]

222. Ninety minutes of our lives we'll never get back.

This narcissistic bastard is a disgusting fool.

We have have to beat him into the fn ground!

[LeftInTX]

223. ABC is panning his speech

[hatrack]

228. God, I was embarassed just following this thread . . .

Not that I'm going to listen to Former President Braying Anus.

[Emile]

229. Well that stupid speech will make his poll numbers drop like a lead balloon.

[LeftInTX]

230. This thread is comic gold! I needed it. I enjoy re-reading it!

I haven't laughed in weeks.

[Emile]

231. Panty Liner Jesus put on a funny act.

[LeftInTX]

232. I really lost it when he started going on about "Settlers in covered wagons".

Was he gonna recite the history of the US??? He then started babbling about Gettysburg and monuments. "Beautiful monuments"....

[Emile]

233. Crazy stuff, comedians will have a ton of stuff to work with.