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Zorro

(16,210 posts)
Fri Jul 19, 2024, 08:08 AM Jul 2024

RNC Ends on High Note as Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein Endorses Trump

MILWAUKEE (The Borowitz Report)—Attendees at the Republican National Convention gave a thunderous ovation to the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein after he made a surprise appearance Thursday night to endorse Donald J. Trump.

“I know Donald Trump better than I know just about anybody,” the spectral Epstein told the MAGA faithful. “Check my phone logs. There’s no one I talked to more.”

Visibly emotional, Epstein said he had never endorsed a presidential candidate before but was making an exception for Trump “because we were so close.”

“Donald Trump shares my vision, my values, my core beliefs,” he said. “I stand before you and the American people to deliver this message: A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for Jeffrey Epstein!”

The MAGA crowd roared their approval of Epstein, who got the warmest reception of the many felons who spoke at the RNC.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/rnc-ends-on-high-note-as-ghost-of

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RNC Ends on High Note as Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein Endorses Trump (Original Post) Zorro Jul 2024 OP
Okay that got a chuckle. underpants Jul 2024 #1
Andy always nails it. nt GiqueCee Jul 2024 #2
The G.O.P. pedo scandal is due for flushing BoRaGard Jul 2024 #3
"Due for a flushing" liberalla Jul 2024 #5
Kick dalton99a Jul 2024 #4
K&R Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jul 2024 #6

BoRaGard

(2,629 posts)
3. The G.O.P. pedo scandal is due for flushing
Fri Jul 19, 2024, 08:33 AM
Jul 2024

into the open. The Epstein court documents have been released by a judge and Florida Governor Ron DeSanctimonious.

Someone in the corporate media will, one can only hope, finally find the guts to report on the HUGE stinking G.O.P. PEDO TURD in the middle of America's living room.

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