Please do not post beardless JD Vance fotos.

[GreenWave]

Like this one, e. g.


He looks effete, not the tough guy image.

[Skittles]

1. he is a doughboy

seriously

[Polly Hennessey]

10. Doughboy, pasty and soft.

[JI7]

22. Doughboy is so fitting . That's what I'm going to refer to him now.

[Irish_Dem]

2. He's not wearing his eyeliner here.

[hlthe2b]

4. Maybe less so, but seems some present.

But yes, that very full face definitely does not look like the "tough guy" he wants to portray--nor does the GOTH guyliner if you ask me. (which no MAGA certainly did).

[Irish_Dem]

6. Maybe you are right about the eye liner.

Right. Not macho man for sure.

[hlthe2b]

7. I would point to this, the quintessential JD Vance from the New Republic (Tim Noah--who clearly does not like him!)

Macho, Macho Man!

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[Dave Bowman]

3. "He looks effete"

He also looks covfefe.

[NoveltySocks]

5. I think the eyeliner

negates any impact that pube pelt might have.

[hatrack]

8. Agreed - the soup strainer is definitely not up to the job . . . .

[valleyrogue]

13. I wonder if he is channeling Tammy Faye Messner (RIP).

I haven't seen him cry yet.

[Paladin]

9. Beard or no beard, he looks and sounds like an asshole. (nt)

[underpants]

11. 😆

[valleyrogue]

12. The Pillsbury Doughboy is right.

He even looks underage in some of the photos I have seen sans beard.

[jmowreader]

14. He doesn't look effete to me

He looks like some asshole who extorted all the little kids in school out of their lunch money to me...and from his current behavior, he's never outgrown it.

[Dave Bowman]

17. Yeah, he's a stupid bully.

[Rhiagel]

15. He looks like Mark David Chapman.

[Dave Bowman]

19. Hey you're right, I just checked a picture of Chapman and it's eerie.

[dalton99a]

16. Kick

[DET]

18. Looks like Rush Limbaugh with hair

I don’t know how anyone can find this guy attractive.

[keithbvadu2]

20. Sarah Huck?

[keithbvadu2]

21. Vance Sarah

[JI7]

23. Not sure how to directly post this

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