Borowitz Report-Republicans Accuse Democrats of Plotting to Nominate Winning Candidate

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This may not be satire but is still funny

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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/republicans-accuse-democrats-of-plotting

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it “the most crooked conspiracy in American history,” on Sunday Donald J. Trump and other Republicans accused Democrats of plotting to nominate a winning presidential candidate.

“I’ve seen the Democrats do some pretty evil things, but I never thought they’d choose a nominee with a chance of winning,” Trump said. “This should never be allowed to happen in our country.”

“What we are witnessing is no more and no less than a shameless scheme to mount a successful election campaign,” House Speaker Mike Johnson charged. “As God is my witness, this will not stand.”

Senator J.D. Vance attacked the Democrats’ “blatant use of strategy” and warned of more sinister machinations to come.

“In a matter of days, be prepared for them to announce that they’ve chosen a qualified and appealing VP candidate,” Vance said. “We Republicans would never do that.”

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1. Andy has said that satire can be difficult in the age of Trump.

And, yet, he continues to excel at it. This one is particularly brilliant.

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2. Knr

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3. Bwahahahahaha