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This is priceless (Original Post) relayerbob Jul 2024 OP
That's good! 😎 mobeau69 Jul 2024 #1
MAGA must obey. Kid Berwyn Jul 2024 #2
MAGA parade... Wounded Bear Jul 2024 #5
Balls, go straight for the balls. Think. Again. Jul 2024 #3
Magnifying glass needed Fritz Walter Jul 2024 #28
a 50lb sledge hammer would be good..... magicarpet Jul 2024 #4
That goes for kacekwl Jul 2024 #6
Bwahahahahahaa spanone Jul 2024 #7
You tell them, Rick! ProudMNDemocrat Jul 2024 #8
Fuckin' A. SamKnause Jul 2024 #9
True story EYESORE 9001 Jul 2024 #10
Now there's an image worthy of brain bleach. Probatim Jul 2024 #11
Oh, it was a scene alright EYESORE 9001 Jul 2024 #12
Not really helping lol. Probatim Jul 2024 #14
Le sigh... EYESORE 9001 Jul 2024 #16
You did good. Hermit-The-Prog Jul 2024 #26
Meal team 6 relayerbob Jul 2024 #18
Gravy SEALs EYESORE 9001 Jul 2024 #20
In the MAGA store. usonian Jul 2024 #13
LOL coprolite Jul 2024 #23
I FORGOT TO MENTION usonian Jul 2024 #25
FRANKS AND BEANS!!!! Squidly Jul 2024 #34
Ouch! Dave Bowman Jul 2024 #31
That assumes they have one to hit with a hammer. gordianot Jul 2024 #15
Yes, the fact that they *are* dicks ... relayerbob Jul 2024 #17
only if and when tRump quits the race.... joanbarnes Jul 2024 #19
Oh I want him in the race "full term" relayerbob Jul 2024 #21
I literally LOL'd when I read this. SpankMe Jul 2024 #22
Can I help? calimary Jul 2024 #24
I'm a pacifist. I wouldn't swat a fly usonian Jul 2024 #27
I refuse to watch MSNBC until they start doing more of this. n/t aggiesal Jul 2024 #29
Kamala Linda ladeewolf Jul 2024 #30
It pains me COL Mustard Jul 2024 #32
I would find it much more amusing proud patriot Jul 2024 #33
Lmao excellent...stupid fks Tribetime Jul 2024 #35

Fritz Walter

(4,368 posts)
28. Magnifying glass needed
Mon Jul 22, 2024, 03:55 PM
Jul 2024

...or so I hear/read. I have no direct knowledge of such dimensions, nor do I have any desire to research this. Just a wild guess.

EYESORE 9001

(29,396 posts)
10. True story
Mon Jul 22, 2024, 02:31 PM
Jul 2024

On Saturday, I was in the parking lot of a local shopping center. As I was walking to my vehicle, I heard a yelp of pain, followed by another, two seconds of silence, then urgent cries for help. I was two rows over, so I ran toward the source. I observed a man in obvious distress due to a generous pinch of back fat caught between door and frame. I instinctively tried the door handle but met resistance. I put all my azz into it and pulled so hard I broke the handle, but he was free. Pissed, he was, about his truck, but I just said, ‘we’ll call it even’, as I turned at strode away, chuckling out loud by the time I reached my car. Did I mention the Rump sticker on his truck?

EYESORE 9001

(29,396 posts)
12. Oh, it was a scene alright
Mon Jul 22, 2024, 02:43 PM
Jul 2024

Guy couldn’t reach far enough to unlatch the door, and it looked like it hurt more when stretching that far. He should be glad there weren’t more witnesses. Next time, maybe I’ll let him flounder as I record it for a viral video.

EYESORE 9001

(29,396 posts)
16. Le sigh...
Mon Jul 22, 2024, 02:52 PM
Jul 2024

Despite packing a phone with a camera for quite a few years now, I still forget when opportunities arise.

coprolite

(365 posts)
23. LOL
Mon Jul 22, 2024, 03:31 PM
Jul 2024

44 or so years ago I had the opportunity to meet my godfather in the Sitka Pioneer Home on a trip through SE Alaska.

He told a story about when Levi Jeans transitioned from a button up Jeans to zippers. He noted underwear weren't typically worn and there were times when men would get their foreskin trapped in the zipper and how painful it was to extract it from the zipper. He stated he began to wear underwear after a few incidents.

usonian

(23,052 posts)
25. I FORGOT TO MENTION
Mon Jul 22, 2024, 03:52 PM
Jul 2024

Coast Guard/Navy bell bottoms.

Dang, it was so long ago. 13 buttons if my memory serves.

I don't know if there was a competition for buttoning up, as there sure was for getting those life jackets on. Last one got to do pushups.

Pea Coat lost a button after 50 years or nore. It's 99 degrees today, so I'll look up button replacement some other day. I was always horrible with button replacement.

Now as to your story. No Jewish Pioneers? Or instant ...




gordianot

(15,725 posts)
15. That assumes they have one to hit with a hammer.
Mon Jul 22, 2024, 02:51 PM
Jul 2024

For the many Republican INCELs that action would provide serious sensory overload.

relayerbob

(7,338 posts)
17. Yes, the fact that they *are* dicks ...
Mon Jul 22, 2024, 02:55 PM
Jul 2024

doesn't mean they have them .. or can find them (and don't even get us started on the "female apparatus", hahahaha

relayerbob

(7,338 posts)
21. Oh I want him in the race "full term"
Mon Jul 22, 2024, 02:59 PM
Jul 2024

He and his cult needs to fully humiliated and repudiated.

Linda ladeewolf

(1,062 posts)
30. Kamala
Mon Jul 22, 2024, 04:03 PM
Jul 2024

I want to see trump lose to Kamala Harris and hopefully Pete Buttigieg! Where they are just good people to me, it would drive Maga and trump crazy! And that’s the point!

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