Joe Manchin should be on the list for VP consideration!! If he is on the ticket, Trump is done.

[Nimble_Idea]

Joe Manchin will bring in the republicans, independents and moderates! So excited. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[LizBeth]

1. no

[k55f5r]

5. Just.No.

.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

130. Hell no, fuck that guy n/t

[Nanjeanne]

2. Said no one.

[mucifer]

3. Nooooo!!!

[Chakaconcarne]

4. Be sure to cite when you're taking from the Onion.

[Emile]

6. You forgot the sarcasm thingy

[femmedem]

90. Not really. Take a closer look at those emojis. n/t

[SocialDemocrat61]

7. That is the worst idea

since CNN+ and New Coke.

[Funtatlaguy]

8. No blue font? Shirley you forgot the blue font.

[ibegurpard]

9. A veep that undermines the prez at every turn?

I'll pass

[Wingus Dingus]

10. Ha ha hahaha ha

That's a good one.

[Ocelot II]

11. Isn't it a little early in the morning to be that stoned?

Or did you forget this:

[Nimble_Idea]

20. I don't know about no stones

but I got serious stitches right now. My belly hurtin!!

[ms liberty]

43. I have never been that stoned, and I've been really stoned before.

Dude's not even a Democrat!

[TheBlackAdder]

74. If being stoned gets me fever dreams like that one, no thanks!🤣

His dealer must have given him some bad 💩

[BigMin28]

85. I've never

been that stoned.

[Happy Hoosier]

12. Is this a joke?

You HAVE to be kidding...

This man has been completely disrespectful to Joe Biden and is deep in the pockets of the fossil fuel industry.

He opposes expanding health care coverage. He supports cuts to SS and Medicare.

WTF are you thinking?

[TwilightZone]

13. This is getting a little tiresome.

We get it, everyone hates Manchin. The guy thrives on attention, so why do people keep giving it to him?

[Rebl2]

14. Nope

He is not a democrat and since democrats seem to want somebody younger, he doesn’t fit that category. He’s in his late 70’s.

[Stuckinthebush]

15. God, no

No no no.

That would push away many liberals and make most of us want to throw up on a daily basis.

[EYESORE 9001]

16. Careful

Shouldhood can lead to shithood.

[Renew Deal]

17. He will trash Biden and the Democratic Party while he's at it.

I can't imagine he'd accept.

[lefthandedskyhook]

18. Manchin is bad news

He has harmed America as a corrupt politician

[newdayneeded]

19. wtf is this!

[debm55]

21. Is This for real

[OnDoutside]

22. Lol, I see what you did there !

[TwilightZone]

58. Too bad no one else did.

[sheshe2]

23. Dear Gawd!

No!

[Xavier Breath]

24. Lord almighty.

[edisdead]

25. I think you are out of your mind

he was going to lose his own seat.

We put a governor on that can help pull a state.

[MaineBlueBear]

26. welcome to my banned list

You're not a real Democrat.
Everyone else: this is a troll. Don't feed the trolls!

[femmedem]

91. It was a joke. See the fingers crossed emojis. n/t

[MaineBlueBear]

99. thought the fingers crossed

Meant wishing for luck.

[Beachnutt]

27. DID YOU JUST FALL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE ?

[Nimble_Idea]

45. I am on Team Coconut!

[Beachnutt]

50. This is for you

https://youtube.com/shorts/5L8ksZTAhk4?feature=shared

[jcgoldie]

28. not getting enough ketchup in your diet?

Ketchup has natural mellowing agents to help you fight through the shame and humiliation of sharing those really terrible ideas.

[Celerity]

121. Ketchup is a vegetable

[OLDMDDEM]

29. No way. Send him back to West Virginia.

[lees1975]

113. They don't want him either.

[OLDMDDEM]

114. Good point.

[ImNotGod]

30. No way, that would be a "yuge" no way, let me repeat, noooooo wayyyyy. nt

[bucolic_frolic]

31. Sarcasm in cardiac arrest! /nt

[TwilightZone]

37. Eh....

More like clickbait. Too bad everyone is falling for it.

[Keepthesoulalive]

32. Oh hell no

No more turncoats.

[Joe Cool]

33. Is this from The Onion?

[epreic01]

34. Not Joe

He would be a betrayal to progressives and environmentalists. And I don’t think he’d bring over any more independents or republicans.

[bigtree]

35. okay, where's that little button that makes this go away?

...

[Freethinker65]

36. Onionworthy

[griffi94]

38. Manchin is not even a Democrat

The Democrats don’t need him. We’re gonna win regardless.
The excitement for Kamala rivals the excitement for Obama in 2008.

[marble falls]

39. Not even as a joke. Almost breaks the "support Democrats" rule!

[Mz Pip]

40. Ugh, no.

Too old, zero appeal with young people. Too anti choice.

Just no.

[obamanut2012]

41. lololololololololololololololool -- you've been waiting

A long time to post something like this.

Well done! What patience.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

42. Absolutely NOT... Bernie would bring more votes than the most conservative Democrat we've ever had in the Senate!!

[fishwax]

44. boy would that kill the enthusiasm of the last two days

[brush]

46. Absolutely not. He left the party, now wants back in because he wants a spot on...

on the presidential ticket. No way. He abandoned us once, he doesn't get another chance.

[angrychair]

47. No

He isn't even a Democrat. His only interest is lining his own pocket with coal money.

[liberal N proud]

48. Wish we had a laugh reaction sometimes

[louslobbs]

49. Good luck with that.....

NEVER!

[lindysalsagal]

51. Notta chance. No gqp voters who like him would vote for Kamala

[ornotna]

52. Hahahaha!

You tell the best jokes.

[lizardkingjr]

53. He's not even a Democrat anymore

No.

[New Breed Leader]

54. HELL TO THE NAW

TO THE NAW NAW NAW

[Nimble_Idea]

116. we will only accept two naws.

[VMA131Marine]

55. Is this sarcasm?

I hope it’s sarcasm because Joe Manchin doesn’t excite anyone, probably not even Mrs Manchin.

[Think. Again.]

56. Let's just stick with TRUE Democrats...

We don't need any more B.S.

[jrthin]

57. Hell no!!!!!!!!!!

[montanacowboy]

59. Is this a joke?

Surely you forgot sarcasm

[Bettie]

60. You forgot the sarcasm smilie

If not, then what the actual fuck?

[TwilightZone]

64. Pretty sure...

the omission was quite intentional.

[Bettie]

73. I figured, but

it could have been an accident....just find it hard to believe that anyone could think that.

[democrank]

61. I just gagged

Did you really write that?

[usedtobedemgurl]

62. Nope....

Blur in the vein of “When Harry Met Sally,” I want what she’s having. That has to be some powerful stuff, and I am in chronic pain.

[SalviaBlue]

63. Wrong!

[patphil]

65. Joe Manchin's reputation as a "sometimes Democrat" would actually cost us votes.

Best to let him just continue his walk away from the Democratic Party, and pick a real Democrat instead; someone who has a strong commitment to the Democratic Party and our ideals.
Joe Manchin is not that guy.

[Efilroft Sul]

66. The guy who blocked federal voting-rights legislation shouldn't be on a ticket with a black woman running for president.

[GoCubsGo]

67. Dear Admins,

Once again, I'd like to thank you for the "Trash this thread" option.

[phylny]

68. No.

He’s useless.

[Rubyshoo]

69. Wouldnt That Be Snatching Defeat Out Of The Jaws Of Victory ?

Funding would dry up faster than an orange toupee in a plagiarized hurricane.

[miyazaki]

70. Him and his yacht can FO to the Bermuda Triangle

-he can take that epipen daughter with him too

[yellowcanine]

71. No. That would be a Lieberman mistake.

[PAMod]

72. RFK Jr already has a running mate.

LOL

[BlueTsunami2018]

75. Hahahaha!

I needed a good laugh.

[FHRRK]

76. Need some help in understanding the joke

Someone explain please

[femmedem]

94. See the fingers crossed emojis.

As in, "I'm not telling the truth."

[FHRRK]

96. got it, thanks

[diehardblue]

77. Is this a joke?

[Wounded Bear]

78. He would fit better on the repub ticket...nt

[samsingh]

79. he will turn most voters off - the man is horrible and a self-important clown

[onecaliberal]

80. Maybe on trumps ticket. Hes not a Dem and he's a corporate piece of shit.

[58Sunliner]

81. Is this a joke thread? You forgot the sarcasm.

[claudette]

82. Oh, please

you must be joking - or high! This man is not a Dem. He changes party registrations like he changes his underwear.

[johnnyplankton]

83. Unless Ted cruz is available, of course. WTF?

[CentralMass]

84. No rhanks. Never invite an enemy to your cause to join it.

[lark]

86. No, no, no, no, no!

Why would you wreck Kamala's first term by hanging this mega-rich coal mine owner on her, who approves of every tax break for big business but none for working class folks? This would show nothing but rank hypocricy and Kamala won't play that, I'd bet.

[niyad]

87. STOP IT!!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

88. NO

I am strongly against this concept.

[krawhitham]

89. I don't care if you kick me off or not, I'm NEVER voting for Joe Manchin. He's not even a Democrat

[awesomerwb1]

92. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

From the Onion right?? Right??

[republianmushroom]

93. Joe Manchin is not a democrat not even in name.

He is a republican wh@re. IMO

[Lysol2020]

95. If we are going this low

Then why not Mike Pence?

[MineralMan]

97. Nope. He already signed out of the Democratic Party.

Not happening in any reality I can imagine.

[Quixote1818]

98. I would rather have Liz Cheney than that asshole. nt

[Blue Full Moon]

100. He would do his best to work against Kamala

[ZonkerHarris]

101. I'd love to know how many just put the OP on full ignore after this. Trashed thread,

[Scrivener7]

102. That's just ridiculous.

[FBaggins]

103. How do we get Trump to dump Vance for Manchin?

Surely you can’t mean as Harris’ VP

[recovering_democrat]

104. alternatives

Cant think of anything more fun than watching debates of Vance and Manchin. Such fun!
Pretty likely most voters would ignore the entire VP ticket for either one.

Many years ago I couldn't stand either candidate in an election and I actually did a write-in for "Mickey Mouse". Mickey would be an improvement of either.

[IcyPeas]

105. I see your point, but NO. He's mostly a republican.

[MrsCoffee]

106. Nope. Not gonna happen. Kamala don't play that. nt

[Mike Nelson]

107. I don't think...

... he's even endorsed her, yet? I expect he may... I don't think he would not be a good VP pick, but he could be helpful. I'm not sure what contact they've had. They may be friendly and have possibly worked together during WH-Senate negotiations. A rally announcement of Joe Manchin endorsing Kamala would be welcome. How about an ad - Bernie Sanders on the left and Manchin on the right... saying "I'M WITH HER!"

[agingdem]

108. let's start with the fact that he's no longer a Democrat and then

continue on to Manchin is pretty much hated in the Democratic Party because he did everything he could to subvert Biden's agenda including voting against codifying Roe v Wade...plus he is a wholly owned subsidiary of the coal industry...

so Harris's VP pick...no fucking way!

[KentuckyWoman]

109. Hell no.

Yes he votes with democrats most of the time but he doesn't keep his word. No trust. That hijack in public BS is ridiculous. He can just go away.

[Torchlight]

110. Any evidence to support these clumsy... conclusions?

Otherwise, they come across as uninspiring, dull, and without any real merit. Please, explain.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

111. What about George Santos?

He'd be a better Dem Veep potential maybe than Manchin.

Manchin, ha

edit to add: this is just a joke, not actually supporting a Republican or an Independent. Posting this disclaimer because times are weird.

[VBNMW]

112. LOL!

LOL!

WHUT?

Another Joe Lieberman? A sure fired way to lose? It's kinda on brand actually, but no thanks. Reward betrayal? Also, HE"S NOT A DEMOCRAT! Ask him.

LOL!

[SamKnause]

115. No, fuck no !!!

[iluvtennis]

117. No way, nada, zilch. He's a backstabber and Kamala couldn't trust his as her VP. n/t

[Crunchy Frog]

118. Why not Joe Lieberman?

I realize he's dead, but I don't think that should be seen as an insurmountable obstacle.

[bluewater]

119. um, no.

Just no.

[Celerity]

120. hell fucking no, Old Coal would destroy the base turnout and blow out the 40 and under vote

[sakabatou]

122. I call Poe

[Sunsky]

123. Let me add to the no.com

[LeftInTX]

124. With friends like him. Who needs enemies?

[Tommymac]

125. or enemas...

[ColinC]

126. Everybody is entitled to their opinion

[bullimiami]

127. You forgot the ::EXTREME-SARCASM:: tag. I guess.

[R0ckyRac00n]

128. Is this a joke?

n/t

[Lunabell]

129. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

NO.