Possibly the single greatest monologue ever:

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Alex: Are you trying to seduce me? Well, I have to admit that I appreciate your directness, Donald, and I will try to be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can be. I think-no, I am positive-that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick. Goodbye, Donald, and thank you for a lovely lunch.

Full disclosure: OP replaced Darryl with Donald.

[applegrove]

1. From the Witches of Eastwick?

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. Yup! I recognized it. Cher playing the part really well!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. 🤗

[hauckeye]

2. Is that from a movie?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 👇🏻

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. The monologue starts at the 1:10 mark;

Of course, in the end, he talks her into it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 🤗