I never read Vance's book. Did he write about fucking a couch?

[Orangepeel]

I need the meme explained to me. Thanks in advance.

[TwilightZone]

1. No, it's a hoax.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jd-vance-couch-cushion-story-hoax

[Orangepeel]

6. thanks!

[servermsh]

2. No, he did not. Check Snopes n/t

[tulipsandroses]

3. Apparently it was a hoax. But that has not stopped the "memefication". LOL. - That spells trouble IMO

The internet is full of hoaxes. But I think the fact that he is being seen as a weirdo or a joke, spells trouble for trump.

[Renew Deal]

7. Like these two

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Ocelot II]

4. No, it's false, but it's pretty funny,

and he's weird and creepy enough that it doesn't seem that unlikely.

[Zambero]

5. Vance is not really a hillbilly

Therefore, his couch and other furnishings more than likely retain their virginity.

[SlimJimmy]

20. So, you're saying that hillbillys screw their couches?

My father, who was raised in West Virginia and lovingly refers to himself as a hillbilly (albeit a college educated one) would not be pleased with your insinuation. To be honest, neither am I.

[Zambero]

21. Deliverance?

Albeit fiction, it illustrated a certain subset of what is commonly referred to as "hillbillies" to be profoundly ignorant and evil. MAGA appeals to this particular mindset. Unfortunately, given a blitzkrieg of RW proaganga, many in West Virginia and elsewhere have succumbed to it. Your father sounds like a wonderful person. I try not to paint with an overly broad brush, although it does get perceived that way on occasion.

[dweller]

8. Dunno ... could be true

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219227122


✌🏻

[surfered]

9. Actually, he started off hating his sofa.

He called it derogatory names and wanted nothing to with it. But as time went by, his associates expressed admiration and affection for his sofa. It had some sort of power to attract people to it. Since it had such a following, Vance felt obligated to change his mind. Now he wanted to be with his sofa. He wanted to become one with it.

[Mz Pip]

10. Not in the book

I read the book. No couch humping.

[Solly Mack]

11. At this point he may as well have.

[Self Esteem]

12. It's not true but the damage is done. It'll meme itself into being true.

Just like Al Gore saying he invented the internet.

[DontBelieveEastisEas]

15. They said he also invented Al Gore Rhythms

[bigtree]

13. no

...but I believe it happened.

[NoveltySocks]

14. A lot of people are saying JD Vance fucks couches.

Idk, JD Vance looks exactly like what I'd expect a couch fucker to look like.

[Sky Jewels]

16. I have also heard the rumor that JD Vance is a Couch Fucker.

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as well as a Sofa Svengali, Davenport Diddler and Loveseat Lothario.

[NoveltySocks]

17. LOL

Also afoot are allegations that JD Vance is a Chesterfield Molester and a Canapé Copulater.

[Sky Jewels]

18. ...

[Disaffected]

19. No, it's simply a transcription error.

He actually wrote a book about a fucking couch.

[Emile]

22. Yes with Vaseline and a latex glove. He's pretty proud of it.

[karin_sj]

23. I just found out about this tonight

...when they were talking about it after the presidential address. I think Joy brought up the topic of the couch and Vance, but didn't say anything more about it. So I googled it and found a hilarious article about it. We were laughing so hard, we were crying.

https://www.indy100.com/viral/jd-vance-couch-memes

[karin_sj]

24. Hahahah!

Link to tweet

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