We need a new name for JD Vance. We have tRump, Shitler,etc for the orange man. Any suggestions for Vance? TIA

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[gay texan]

1. CB Vance

"couch bangin' Vance"

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2. HAHAHAHAHAH

[Nimble_Idea]

34. Couchbaggins ftw

[kimbutgar]

3. Mr eyeliner

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6. TY.

[JoseBalow]

4. Fifi

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8. I like. Thank you.JoseBalow

[Hermit-The-Prog]

5. Jerkoff Dunce Vance.

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10. That would fit his JD. Oh you are from the Pittsburgh area. Somehow with the Jerkoff, I have a feeling you are. TY

[Hermit-The-Prog]

13. Ah'm a kaintuck hillbilly hermit. We recognize fake hillbillies like that Dunce feller.

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16. thank you. I am sorry I was thinking of Jackoff as the word we use in SW PA

[orthoclad]

88. Yeah. DIET mountain dew.

[NoveltySocks]

7. Shillbilly

Couch Fucker also works.

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11. Thank you Novelty Socks. Like them both.

[Maru Kitteh]

83. Shillbilly is my favorite. nt

[Lochloosa]

9. La-Z-Boy

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12. Thank you Lochloosa. I like.

[Dave Bowman]

44. Rofl!

Awesome, pretty sure I'll use it.

[hatrack]

14. Heinrich Bumbler

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19. TY, hatrack. Very interesting and true.

[oasis]

15. Junior's Dud.

[Dulcinea]

17. JV Dance. nt

[consider_this]

27. Ha, that's what I was gonna say.

[TommyT139]

90. Mine's close: JV Dunce

JV because he's like Trump's mini-me aspiring to the big boy's team.

Dunce because how stupid do you have to be to piss off cat-people??

[pat_k]

18. I'm at a loss...

There is no word that captures his disdain of unmarried Americans.

There is no word that captures his disdain of women who choose to leave an abusive man.

There is no word that captures his brilliant notion that children should get votes that are controlled by their parents (not sure how he excludes single parents from this, because clearly, in his mind, they are less than).

There are just no words for his vision of an American caste system, where families that meet his notion of a "traditional family" are given benefits and status at the top and those viewed as "corrupt influences" are relegated to the bottom.

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25. I agree with you, Thank you, pat-k . Maybe Mini-me as a choice for Vance.to go with tRump's Shitler. We need to GOTV.

[pat_k]

52. Thumbs up to Mini-Me!

Great minds an all! I had just run across this headline from the Raleigh News & Observer:

NC Gov. Roy Cooper says Trump picked a ‘mini me’ running mate

[pat_k]

53. deleted

[niyad]

78. patriarchal misogynist asshole works for me.

[pat_k]

89. Commander Vance

Came up in this MSNBC segment... rough quote "Commander Vance of the Handmaid's Tale wing of the Republican Party"

[Cha]

20. I've already done my version...

Justa Dumbfuck Vance.

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22. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA, Love it

[Cha]

26. Thank You Thank You lol

[LoisB]

51. Gets my vote - love it.

[Cha]

58. Aloha LoisB!

[LoisB]

60. Aloha back (at)Cha.

[2naSalit]

21. Hillbilly-bob Thornton.

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23. LMAO thank you 2naSalit

[2naSalit]

24. Stole it from...

This guy

[GenThePerservering]

28. Rent boy

because that's all he is.

[wryter2000]

29. King Misogyny

or something similar.

[Klarkashton]

30. Weird Beard

[Nimble_Idea]

31. HideDaCouch? HidethaSofa?

Hide the kids, hide the wife....

[dem4decades]

32. Trump's Dry Hump Chump

[maveric]

33. Shady Vance

[Dave Bowman]

47. Ooh, that's catchy!

[dslyahoo]

63. That one is what I thought of.

JD (shady) Vance

[dem4decades]

68. We could call him The Real Dim Shady.

[Mopar151]

35. Peter's PumpkinHead!

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[catbyte]

36. Evil Care Bear?

[Blue Full Moon]

37. Vants

Pronounced vance. It's yiddish for bedbug.
Another person posted it. Fits well. Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite.

[anglesphere]

38. I heard MeidasTouch coined

'Shady Vance'.

[ms liberty]

39. Guyliner. They're Guyliner and the Orange Man.

My husband came up with Guyliner a week or two ago.

[brewens]

40. Sofaking Creepy was the caption on a meme I made. n/t

[wnylib]

62. Creepy Vance or just Creepy or The Creep.

Not only looks creepy, but acts it.

[3catwoman3]

41. I saw "Shady Vance" earlier today.

Kinda like that one, especially given his history of changing his names.

[lotusblossom]

72. It's Michael Cohen's name for him

[calguy]

42. Jethro

[ret5hd]

43. "Night Stand"

watch out, couch…he’s right beside you!

[DBoon]

45. How about James Donald Bowman?

He has been running so hard from his past by changing his name, let's call him by the name his parents gave him

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48. I agree 100% with you. Thank you DBoon

[moonshinegnomie]

46. neidermeyer

[ecstatic]

49. CFF - couch-fucking freak

or couch-fucking fascist. I don't care if it's true or not.

[Dave Bowman]

50. The Couch Whisperer

[pat_k]

54. Just came across this great "Weathervane Vance" cartoon.

?itok=FX3heXw7

[GaYellowDawg]

55. Couchfucker McNeckbeard

If you want a portmanteau for the ticket, it could be VonSchitzenVance

[kerouac2]

56. JD Vance? More like SHADY Vance...

Shady Vance... Just can't trust him ...

[LeftInTX]

57. I was just calling him Hillbilly with a friend, "That hillbilly guy"

[myohmy2]

59. kemoslobe...

...the old fat wannabe dictator's trusty neck bearded magat...

...

[FHRRK]

61. a lot of good ones - but I am going with gay texan's CB Vance

Being over 60 I can use it on my RW friends and create a bit of Sr. moment confusion.

Call him CB Vance and then when corrected by them with no its JD, response, no it is CB, response back, no JD, then I can spring the "CB" Couch Banging Vance.

Will have a chance to use it tomorrow, meeting up with some Texas tRump lovers up the coast.

Thanks gay texan!

[Ranting Randy]

64. 2 D Vance, (Like Trump but Vance only functions in 2 dimensions)

[newdayneeded]

65. replace JD with Shady Vance

[mackdaddy]

66. Michael Cohen called the team: VonShitsInPants and Shady Vance.

I thought that had a nice ring to in.

[Conjuay]

67. I just call him AKA or Alias

The guy has as many names as George Santos!

[Ping Tung]

69. J. Dumber Vance

[LetMyPeopleVote]

70. Couch man

Link to tweet

[skip fox]

71. Couch-Surfer

[Paladin]

73. Fuckface. (nt)

[mercuryblues]

74. VD Vance

[NoMoreRepugs]

76. I vote for ShadyVance.

[lynintenn]

77. someone on DU called him guy liner. thought it was funny

[DFW]

79. N.O. Chance. n/t

[Glamrock]

80. Generic white dude

[Ozzi]

81. NOchance Vance or BigotyPants

So glad Democrat polls are improving
I'm Australian. Even i said "Whew!!"

[DEM1955]

82. tRUMPs Ass Pimple

[Wicked Blue]

84. J DIVANce

[JackSabbath]

85. Vancy Pants!

Or McGuyliner

[Stardust Mirror]

86. my name for him would be "remember that guy.." n/t

[Stardust Mirror]

87. Shay D Vance n/t

[consider_this]

91. Flipper ;-)

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

92. I hear he changes his name a lot. I wonder what his real name is