J.D. Vance has a dolphin fetish

[Joe Cool]

It's just not couches.
https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-dolphin-search-history/

[DemMedic]

1. Not weird at all.

[Joinfortmill]

2. I thimk I've heard everything now.

[displacedvermoter]

3. Trump has a shark phobia

so maybe they do make a balanced ticket?

[doc03]

4. Didn't know there was such a thing as dolphin

porn. What is the deal with these Republicans and all their sexual fantasies. They are obsessed with pedophiles yet they are the ones being arrested for it. It is like everything they accuse other people of they are doing themselves. It's like whatever they say you are is a confession of their own perversions.

[Celerity]

5. Connan Mockasin - Forever Dolphin Love

Label: Phantasy Sound – PH13, Because Music – BEC5772813
Format: Vinyl, 12", Limited Edition
Country: UK
Released: Mar 2011
Genre: Electronic
Style: Deep House, Downtempo, Experimental, Disco

[Diamond_Dog]

6. Is this for real?

If it is, is this what he thinks is funny?

Far right wing nuts live in the most bizarre world. And for this to come from a potential vice president is just gross. Boy Trump really knows how to pick em.

[Think. Again.]

7. Did mike johnson's son approve that dolphin porn?

[dlk]

8. In so many respects, Vance is a deeply troubled man

He is in no way the least bit qualified to be a heartbeat away from being commander in chief, and leader of the free world.

What is wrong with Republicans?

[Irish_Dem]

9. Vance fits in perfectly with GOP men.

Sexually obsessed deviants.

[dlk]

12. Indeed

[Arabela]

10. Vance is a hot mess. I hope they keep him on the ticket.

[Carlitos Brigante]

11. And here I thought he'd be more of an octopus man, like "The Deep". nt

[Midnight Writer]

13. If you squint, a dolphin kind of looks like a couch with a blowhole.

[Sky Jewels]

15. And old couches make dophin-like squeaking noises, so win/win, amirite?

[Sky Jewels]

14. Ironically, if Trump dumps him for someone else, then Trump will be "Flipper."

[newdeal2]

16. We need to pace ourselves with these stories

I don't want him dropping out of the race!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. Couches and dolphins are an interesting combination

Link to tweet

[still-prayin4rain]

18. Of course he does. Creepy creepsters gonna creep. nt