Breaking News: The Associated Press removes a fact-check claiming JD Vance has not had sex with a couch

[surfered]

So the Associated Press isn’t sure. Maybe J D Vance didn’t have sex with a sofa, but maybe he did.

The media must spend as much time on this story as they did on Biden’s age. After all, aging really isn’t news, but a candidate for Vice President who once had carnal knowledge with his couch definitely is.

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Well, THAT was the deal-breaker! JD has my vote now!!

[Emrys]

2. Journalist Manny Fidel lays it all out:

He explains:

manny
@mannyfidel

as a news org you can't say that JD Vance has never had sex with a couch. you can only say that the source of the claim was fake, or that JD Vance claims xyz. allow the public to come to their own conclusions, including but not limited to the type of couch, the color, etc

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[surfered]

7. A good summary of events. The Associated Press has "couched" their position.

[underpants]

9. Yeah it doesn't matter. Twitter has tons of really funny couch memes

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[Dennis Donovan]

10. Spreading like wildfire like a good, negative meme should.

Notice the right wing sucks at memes.

[Conjuay]

11. The furniture in question has dropped the complaint,

fearing doxxing and retaliatory insemination.

Remember the R clown-show a few weeks back, all went walking around in diapers?
They’ll show up at the next rally with a chaise lounge.

Betcha good money…

[hlthe2b]

3. hmm... A lot of things look a bit "cushiony" if only "flabby"...

Including Trumpy.

[BoRaGard]

4. repubes are couching their responses in cryptic koans

What is the sound of one MAGAt deflating?

[EYESORE 9001]

8. OMG

I have sore ribs from overexertion, and that pic makes me laugh too hard for comfort

[yellowcanine]

5. But was any diet Mountain Dew harmed when the couch was fucked?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[TommyT139]

6. Cushion pushin'

...I believe Stephen Colbert called it?

[Think. Again.]

12. You can't prove a negative.

[surfered]

13. That's never stopped the media before

[surfered]

14. All good ones. Thanks. I needed the humor, especially at J D's expense

[thinkingagain]

15. I don't know if he did or didn't, but one thing for sure

Unlike a porn star
He won’t have to pay a couch to keep quiet