JD Vance shows off table of junk food as "the energy that powers the presidential and vice presidential campaign"

[highplainsdem]

LOL!

Link to tweet

[madaboutharry]

1. He is such a dud,

as if being a creepy misogynist wasn't enough.

[Irish_Dem]

5. He is completely clueless.

[TommyT139]

2. So...

... They're asking for money to buy more overpriced crap to fill that sad table?

[Irish_Dem]

3. He. is. a. real. idiot.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. I endorse this nutritional message to MAGAtry with all their hearts

Vitamins? Minerals? Protein? Feh! Your body is like a rental car. If the check engine comes on, you’re not gonna fix that shit. You’re not even going to look into it. Hell no. You just put enough fuel in the tank to get you wherever TF you’re going. And return it as-is. You can just take the same attitude with your doctor as you do with the rental agent when you return the car:

‘Oh, sir, there’s oil dripping from the tailpipe, the radiator has overheated, and the engine is knocking.’

You: ‘No shit. Fix it’.

[allegorical oracle]

6. Could mean the Rs won't be around to vote! nt

[kwolf68]

7. Ive seen more creativity and flash

At an elementary school bake sale.

[Diamond_Dog]

8. That's just pathetic with a Capital P.

[Biophilic]

9. Can anybody be that stupid? Seriously, that's suppose to pull in money and voters?

And, at least judging my the size of the tables and junk food on top of it, they don't expect many supporters.

[CrispyQ]

10. So he needs money to get better snacks? -nt

[onethatcares]

11. the first words out of his mouth

"This is the crap". ring so very true.

Now someone fetch tfg a hamberder and fries, supersize it

[dalton99a]

15. +1

[Solly Mack]

12. He's about as relatable as a sandpaper slide.

[Dave Bowman]

13. What, no hamberders?

[Freethinker65]

14. Crap powers the Trump Campaign.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[tinrobot]

16. Meanwhile over at Kamala's

[Gore1FL]

17. At least the Van Halen brown M&Ms rider served an actual purpose. nt

[catrose]

18. Buying his crudite didn't go over well. Time to shift gears.

[niyad]

31. That was idiot carpetbagger oz.

[catrose]

37. Hard to keep the idiots straight. Thanks.

[niyad]

38. There are so many, it is hard to keep them straight.

[Arabela]

19. Those bags of plain potato chips have more charisma than him.

[Bitbit]

20. The "May be a Billionaire" and the "Millionaire Best Bud with

with Peter Thiel, the real Billionaire” are asking for $5 donations.

[Takket]

21. dude has the personality of a cinder block

[Attilatheblond]

34. My dad would likely say 'stopped up sink'

Thinking back, maybe dad's the one I got my filter deficiency from.

[niyad]

39. Please do not insult cinder blocks. They, at least, serve useful purposes.

[Fla Dem]

22. It's all they can afford!

[Attilatheblond]

35. It's all they are willing to share with 'the people'.

Does this remind anyone else of "Let them eat cake"?

[NoveltySocks]

23. The diet Mt. Dew, LOL

What a dork.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

24. Hey, JD! Your tie isn't long enough!

Junk food snacks and short red ties! Get with the program!

[jeffreyi]

25. Wow, now

I am suddenly compelled to send them money. Not.

This guy is golden!

Somebody, please, find or make a picture of a happy dolphin reclining on a couch!

[GPV]

26. Is he a former Incel?

[Omnipresent]

27. The problem with the plea to get convicts voters out to the polls is that...

The blue wave will wash right over them!

[Kid Berwyn]

28. The Breakfast of Couchfluffers

Not weird, MAGA.

[brewens]

29. I have a 63-year-old buddy prepping for a liver transplant because of diet. He may not have even been as bad

as Trump. I had fatty liver disease in the pool and still think that might be what's messing Trump up.

[niyad]

40. Wishing your friend the very best possible outcome.

[underpants]

30. Radford. There rented out the hall while school is out. He looks a lot like Falwell Jr

I was surprised the went to Radford but I think it was an outreach to southern and the western parts of Va. Usually there’s a visit to Liberty but they went a different route - probably because there isn’t a student body with mandatory attendance.

[JI7]

32. So awkward

[Cognitive_Resonance]

33. I think it was all about making the reference to Mountain Dew. nt

[Passages]

36. Do they have any idea how suited this is to Saturday Night Live??

Unbelievable.

What was the budget for it? 100 bucks?

Please, do not dump Vance. HA HA HA HA HA HA

[JoseBalow]

41. So he's saying their campaign is powered by crap?

[miyazaki]

42. looks like a living bobblehead. nt