The Austerity Dictionary- Irish but still the same shit.
The Austerity Dictionary
Austerity [n] The taking of money from passive citizens and giving it to wealthy gamblers.
Bank: a virus capable of destroying all in its path. No known cure.
Banker: carrier of the Bank virus
Budget: (European) The financing of an economy with the agreement of the German government.
Capitalism: When it fails, see Socialism
Confidence Fairy: A fairy tale to promote trickle down economics
Fiscal Responsibility: Where you get to be responsible for the irresponsibility of government and banking.
Goldman Sachs: a form of alchemy where everything can in fact be monetized.
National Interest: Common term to advance the interests of banks and the markets
Standing up to the banks – a governmental maxim, meaning “not standing up to the banks”
Trickle down economics: the promise held out to the general public that if they are good, Europe will piss on their heads
Turning a corner (v.): Continuing at precisely the same angle around a perfectly circular circuit.
Zombie Bank: ghoulish unkillable horror creature that sucks the money from our childrens future
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2012/12/the-austerity-dictionary/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheBigPicture+%28The+Big+Picture%29
There is more at the link
but it seems this dictionary applies internationally
