Please Baby Jesus tell me he really said this.

[nolabear]

Link to tweet

Whether he’s trying to be funny or just put his WHOLE foot in his mouth…

[tulipsandroses]

1. Wow. He's really bad at this.

The jokes will keep coming.

[Think. Again.]

2. I'm beginning to think we're all being pranked.

[nolabear]

8. When they lose they can go on tour.

“Stop me if you’ve heard this one!”

[ecstatic]

12. I used to really think that was the case with romney, trump, and now jd. I used to think

they were throwing the race on purpose. But nope. It's real. They're really like this. You can't make this shit up.

[Hugin]

13. Moses Johnson is another example...

Really, the only reason they survive is that the MSM always steps in to tell us what they really meant to say was… So forth.

It’s all parsing and gaslighting.

[Abolishinist]

17. Of course.

If the tables were turned, the outrage on the 'left' would be all over the Fake News, yet we're apparently oblivious to it when it takes the other route. There are actually some posters on this site who believe this to be true.

Is it funny? Well OK, for a day or so it might have been, but get over the fucking couch.

[usedtobedemgurl]

18. I think that is what Vance was doing....

Get over the fucking couch. I mean, how can you fuck it if you are not over it, missionary style??? (Sorry, had to say it!)

[Think. Again.]

21. Are you saying the video is a fake?

[Abolishinist]

24. Of course not.

What's fake is that he ever fucked a couch in the first place. I can see how calling it 'fake news' might be misleading, it's more a social media thing, but THAT has ended up MAKING it the 'news'. And I have a sense that a few on this site believe it to be true.

Like I said, fun for a moment, but if the Reich-wing had gone with an untrue story that a certain Dem had sex with a goat, rest assured the MAGAt crowd would be chewing their cuds over it and there would be goats at every one of their appearances.

Oh, and I just learned there is a separate meaning for GOAT, so not that type.

[Think. Again.]

25. I don't really care...

...if it's true or not, do you?

The couch thing hopefully hurts his chances at being in a position to help carry out project2025, so I will gladly repeat widely and celebrate any other amplification of it.

I fullt intend to fight by the rules the rightwing has set for this fight.

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Does Vance think this is a comedy gig?

He fails as a real VP and as a stand up comic.

[uponit7771]

4. This isn't funny any longer, he's worse than Benedict Donald and doesn't know it yet

[2naSalit]

6. Unless...

I can't see what he said but what if he's purposely trying to tank the campaign?

[Deuxcents]

5. Nah..he's too stupid to think it's funny. Four years of his weird sense of humor would be worse than

A root canal

[Celerity]

7. Sleep WITH the couch, not on

[nolabear]

9. Somehow that's dirtier.

[Celerity]

10. JD's sexytime road trip

[riversedge]

11. "I'm automatically attracted to beautiful sofa's..........I just start kissing them........

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Think. Again.]

14. Is there ONE person...

...who got involved with trump and hasn't ruined the rest of their life?

[nolabear]

15. That's a good question.

They don’t say “Everything Trump Touches Dies” for nothing.

[GaYellowDawg]

16. Sleep on the couch or sleep WITH the couch?

There's a difference, Couchfucker McNeckBeard.

[nolabear]

19. ...

[PortTack]

20. Beat me to it!

[Emile]

22. LOL, boy he does have a couch fetish.

[BrightKnight]

23. I'm guessing he spends a lot of time on the sofa. nt

[underpants]

26. 😳