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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI HAVE AGREED TO A SWIM MEET WITH KATIE LEDECKY SO LONG AS SHE WEARS A FULL SUIT OF ARMOR AND HOLDS HER BREATH
I HAVE AGREED TO A SWIM MEET WITH KATIE LEDECKY SO LONG AS SHE WEARS A FULL SUIT OF ARMOR AND HOLDS HER BREATH THE WHOLE TIME ALSO I GET A JET SKI.
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I HAVE AGREED TO A SWIM MEET WITH KATIE LEDECKY SO LONG AS SHE WEARS A FULL SUIT OF ARMOR AND HOLDS HER BREATH (Original Post)
kpete
Aug 2024
OP
I have agreed to race Usain Bolt, as long as his legs are tied together and he hops backwards.
Sky Jewels
Aug 2024
#4
gop epal tried to parrot fat gollum on harris not black. cause jamaicans don'rt't call themselves black.
pansypoo53219
Aug 2024
#15
gay texan
(3,218 posts)1. Funny i just agreed to a gymnastics meet with Simone Biles
As long as she agrees to the rule of superglue and duct tape, i'm anytime anywhere!
LETS DO THIS!!!!
Sky Jewels
(9,148 posts)4. I have agreed to race Usain Bolt, as long as his legs are tied together and he hops backwards.
ProfessorGAC
(76,706 posts)5. I Don't Need Those Advantages
As long as they do my scoring based on what I imagine i could do!
gay texan
(3,218 posts)6. Well played n/t
Hugin
(37,848 posts)8. I already have my scorecard filled out.
A real time saver.
rubbersole
(11,223 posts)19. Club champion!
malaise
(296,115 posts)21. You win the thread
😂😀😂
still-prayin4rain
(525 posts)7. Haha, I'd still lose that challenge by a lot. nt
Lucky Luciano
(11,863 posts)11. She probably still beats you.🤣
gay texan
(3,218 posts)13. Yeah, lol
LetMyPeopleVote
(179,869 posts)2. LOL
LetMyPeopleVote
(179,869 posts)3. TFG's latest debate proposal
angrychair
(12,285 posts)9. This is hilarious
I HAVE AGREED TO A SWIM MEET WITH KATIE LEDECKY SO LONG AS SHE WEARS A FULL SUIT OF ARMOR AND HOLDS HER BREATH THE WHOLE TIME ALSO I GET A JET SKI.
I can tell you with no doubt in my mind at all I would still loss.
paleotn
(22,218 posts)10. Katie will still beat you badly.
And so will Harris.
Wonder Why
(7,029 posts)12. An electric boat that sinks and a hungry shark would also work.
surfered
(13,465 posts)14. If swim the 800 meter freestyle against her with a 700 meter head start.
pansypoo53219
(23,034 posts)15. gop epal tried to parrot fat gollum on harris not black. cause jamaicans don'rt't call themselves black.
when her dad came here, he was BLACK.
malaise
(296,115 posts)22. Where did they get that shit from? N/t
Hermit-The-Prog
(36,631 posts)16. Weird and creepy old Sleepy Chicken Don needs his fox blankie.
LetMyPeopleVote
(179,869 posts)17. Counter debate proposal from Kamala Harris
Permanut
(8,391 posts)18. Yeah, but you'll get the silver medal..
so that's something