Olympic Pole Vaulter Undone By His Bulge [VIDEO]

[beaglelover]

The Daily Beast reports:

The world is extending its deepest sympathies to an Olympic hopeful whose dreams were dashed on Saturday. Or, maybe, its congratulations. You know that thing that happens all the time, where your penis is just so big it prevents you from winning a medal at the Olympics? I know, right? Same. And that’s what happened to our brother, French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati on Saturday at the Paris Games.

The pole vaulter appeared to have propelled past the height of the bar, but when he contorted his body around, he didn’t, apparently, give enough clearance for his, um, entire member to clear it entirely. A slow-motion video that, if we’re being honest, deserves Oscar consideration for best short film, reveals that, as Ammirati was falling back to the ground, the bulge in his spandex caught the bar.

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I kind of feel sorry for him..................

Not really.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. Not like he checked his luggage before hand.

[Tetrachloride]

28. before hand ??????????

[ProudMNDemocrat]

32. Aviation reference.

Before he went into the air.

[Tetrachloride]

33. i sense additional meaning

[ornotna]

2. His legs hit first

From what I could tell.

[beaglelover]

3. But it's his massive member that knocks the bar down. He's gonna make a TON on OnlyFans!

[Beartracks]

54. But which of the three?

.

[Sympthsical]

4. Not for the first time

A man's penis gets in the way of his own success, yet rarely has it been this delightful.

Well, he wanted one thing, his junk another. I suppose they were pole-r opposites?

Pole goes up, pole comes down. You can't explain that.

Ok. I'm done now.

[tulipsandroses]

9. LOL. I feel bad for this poor guy, but this post is too funny. He'll probably get some kind of endorsement

something promoting when less would be more. Hopefully, the money will make up for this disappointment.

[beaglelover]

13. I just read that the diver at the Paris Olympics with the massive bulge just got a lifetime supply of underwear from

some manufacturer.

[tulipsandroses]

16. And there's the athlete that got stuck in the Port a potty- got an endorsement from Charmin. Lol

He'll get a deal - If he's not opposed to having a laugh at himself - perhaps body tape - can be used for tucking

[comradebillyboy]

5. Sometimes a big dick just gets in the way.

[Celerity]

6. something mushroom todger Trump will never experience

[beaglelover]

14. I just showed this to my husband who is quite well endowed himself and he said that's the one time he's seen

where having a big dick is a disadvantage.

[liberal N proud]

7. People spend too much time looking for this crap

Just so they can ignite outrage.

[LAS14]

11. Outrage??? nt

[sir pball]

53. Again...outrage? This is fucking HILARIOUS! The dude's massive hog cost him a medal, it's the definition of comedy!

Sorry, now that I've calmed down, could you explain? I'm genuinely curious.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

8. .

[LAS14]

10. LOL! just LOL! and LOL! Sharing with selected folks. nt

[malaise]

12. Hilarious

😀

[Lunabell]

15. I'll bet he's pretty popular in his social circle.

I'd cash in on this unexpected development. Not porn, just you know, fun and suggestive commercials.

[louslobbs]

57. Like UPS? From the smallest packages to largest, from the North Pole to the South Pole, nothing

stops UPS from getting your package to its destination…..

[louslobbs]

60. because at UPS.....our package delivery services are

hard to beat.

[Paladin]

17. Put some ice on it, big guy. (nt)

[Bucky]

37. Too late to do him any good

[Sky Jewels]

18. So there was a problem with ... his pole?

[LuckyCharms]

19. That would never happen to me.

[NickB79]

20. He may not have won the Gold in the Olympics, but he won the Gold medal in life

He'll never be lonely again

[milestogo]

21. Big Dick Energy has to be trained and contained.

But seriously, he must have practiced this a thousand times. Did he not realize the need for a containment system?

[Prairie_Seagull]

22. Pole vaulting.

[lpbk2713]

23. Duct tape has 1001 uses.

Now it's 1002.

[unblock]

24. Sometimes you win even when you lose!

That reputation will serve him better than a gold medal

[Mosby]

25. Leslie

Link to tweet

[Jilly_in_VA]

26. Uhhh, sir;

did they never tell you about jock straps in gym class?

[TomSlick]

49. The importance of appropriate undergarments should not be ignored

Semper ubi sub ubi. (Yes, I know that is improper Latin.)

[CTyankee]

59. That's funny! sometimes having to take 2 years of Latin in high school didn't turn out so bad after all

I didn't even have to google it...

[LAS14]

66. Wouldn't that make more of a protrusive bump? nt

[Jilly_in_VA]

67. Not really

How do you think male ballet dancers keep it under control? I have noticed more than a few male runners need to, also!

[LAS14]

69. Male ballet dancers use a "dancers' belt," not a jock strap.

It is wide and presses the whole appendage flat up the middle of the stomach. People elsewhere in the thread have suggested that it should be used.

[ms liberty]

27. Not the best day to choose to be free

This is going to live forever, too.

[edisdead]

29. Can't wait for the follow up article: womans tits keep her from winning gold in swimming.

Good Grief.

Sophomoric.

[beaglelover]

38. We were actually talking about that yesterday......none of the women swimmers are busty. I guess you can't compete

at the top levels in women's swimming if you have any breasts.

[phylny]

39. It appears to me that their bathing suits have a great deal of compression.

They also have very little body fat.

[mucholderthandirt]

62. Big tit women usually don't swim competitively. It puts too much drag on the body.

I'm sure someone could turn up an example or two where this isn't true, but I've never seen it.

Same with gymnastics, I'd guess. Too much up top ruins the center of gravity.

[Elessar Zappa]

68. C'mon, this is hilarious!

[Different Drummer]

30. That would have been the perfect time for shrinkage.

[Kaleva]

31. An argument to move men's pole vaulting to the Winter Olympics

[Emile]

34. I don't feel sorry for him.

[Doodley]

35. His name is Anthony Ammirati, and that is quite a mouthful.

[Bucky]

36. You have to tuck before you roll, I guess

[ZonkerHarris]

40. This is obviously why I'm not an Olympian.

[Rubyshoo]

63. Lol... I See What You Did There

[RidinWithHarris]

41. I'm a show-er not a go-over-er! n/t

[Mountainguy]

42. This is why it's not fair for men to have to compete against women!

[rsdsharp]

43. The Lord giveth. . .

and the Lord taketh away.

[rockbluff botanist]

44. Take a page from male ballet dancers

They wear a dance belt. Holds everything snuggly up and out of the way.

[Jilly_in_VA]

52. AKA

a jock strap, if you remember the tv show "Fame" and one of the guys explaining that to Leroy. We got a good giggle out of that.

[Sky Jewels]

56. Or tuck it like drag queens

[Hassin Bin Sober]

45. Should have gone swimming before the event.

[Abolishinist]

46. Yep.

[JoseBalow]

47. A legend is born

[KewlKat]

48. Is that where the name pole vaulting stems from?

[Beetwasher.]

50. His Pole Couldn't Clear the Pole

[Deep State Witch]

51. He Should Have Talked To the Drag Queens

From the Opening Ceremony on how to tuck in his baloney pony.

[Jk23]

55. Illegal pole to pole contact? NT

[Nevilledog]

58. Cock blocked

[Kaleva]

61. This was a bigger problem in ancient Greece where they competed naked

[yagotme]

65. Well, we can't know for sure if it was a "bigger" problem...

[Rubyshoo]

64. Funniest Thread EVER !!!