What would you do if you had a dead bear in your car and needed to get rid of it?

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Drop it by a bicycle rack in Central Park? That's not insane, is it?

[Blue Owl]

1. Welcome to this week's episode of Brainworm Theater

[Tree Lady]

2. Anyone with a few brain cells left

would call animal control.

[Ocelot II]

7. Unfortunately the brain worm seems to have eaten all of them.

[33taw]

9. Not if you are drunk.

[Tree Lady]

12. He sounds as weird as Trump

what is happening to America to vote for this?

[33taw]

14. He does, but he did acknowledge that Trump is unhinged.

I don't see how any voter could vote for Trump or RFK, Jr.

[BoRaGard]

3. Contact the RNC and their evil empire Russian co-conspirators

They are experts at hiding evil shit.

[tinrobot]

4. Depends on if I had a parasitic brain worm or not

[unblock]

5. Not as insane as seeing a dead bear on the road and bringing it into your car then wondering what to do with it...

Oh and the van in front of him that hit the bear?

I'm guessing the van's driver's initials were rfk jr....

[Ocelot II]

6. I probably would not have a dead bear in my car in the first place,

but then I don't have a brain worm. If I did find a dead bear in my car it would be either because someone else put it there or else it crawled into my car and committed suicide. Regardless, I wouldn't leave it next to a bike rack in Central Park; I'd give it a nice funeral, bury it in my back yard and place an appropriately tasteful headstone on its grave. Or I'd take it to a taxidermist.

[Brainfodder]

8. All my rowdy friends are doing it?

RFK Jr is also hard to listen to, due to his words!

[jmbar2]

10. How in the hell would a bike rider in Central Park

kill a bear cub? And live to tell the story, assuming mama bear is close by?

[catsudon]

11. put it in the dumpster

but not before removing the bear paws.... no sense letting luxury food ingredients go to waste.

[hlthe2b]

13. Apparently he had prior h/o eating bear meat (and given he had no concern about proper handling... )

I'm guessing that, rather than undercooked pork, is the more likely source of his trichinellosis (pork/beef tapeworm infection) and thus his calcified brain larva. Albeit, I still think his long history of organic mercury poisoning (he ate essentially nothing but canned tuna to build muscle for a very extended time) is the more likely cause (along with his long heroin abuse) of his damaged brain.

That he had Rosanne there to share his saga really underscores how pathetic he has become. And THAT can only be blamed on him--today.

As to the remains of that poor bear cub, I'd have contacted NY Dept of Wildlife when it happened and if they did not want to retrieve it nor had a charity to donate fresh roadkill (some states do), I'd probably have tried to bury it--with their permission and knowledge of 'where'... And, I'd hope there was a friendlier realm in some form for that and all our beautiful, yet lost animals--just as I do for my beloved pets. I've eaten my share of fresh venison (never bear) in my early life, but now? No..

[haele]

15. My question is - how many dimensions is he concurrently existing in?

And it's really weird he was able to identify the driver of the SUV that didn't stop after the bear cub was hit as a lady.

It's a strange timeline.
You spend the morning flying your pet falcon (not a rental, he said it was his).
Afterwards, you get in your SUV that happens to have a trashed bike in the back, and head to NYC to catch a flight out later that evening.
Where's your pet falcon? Maybe you was flying it from a common mews to keep raptors and leased a cage for it. But whatever, your story has you away from home after falconing.
You're still on a country road or parkway. You see a woman in a SUV perform a hit and run on a six month old bear cub. You stop to check out the cub.
Okay, so far - it makes sense for a slightly eccentric rich dude.
Here's where it gets weird.
You find the cub is dead. You apparently forget you're heading to the airport, and decide to take the fresh roadkill home to skin and butcher for the meat.
Your buddy calls you on the way home (?), and you remember you are catching a flight in a couple hours. So you and he agree to have a fancy steak dinner in the Big Apple before you catch your flight.
You are driving near Central Park and it's dark. You remember you have a dead bear cub and a trashed bike in your SUV, stop, and apparently without anyone noticing, you set up a weird tableau in the park, brush the bear goo and dirty bike off yourself and your clothes, go to a high end steak dinner with your buddy before you drive to the airport.
Have I got this right?

Anyway, with all this being recounted by him in detail (similar to my 8 year old granddaughter wanting to tell you something she did that's amazing), I still wonder - what happened to his pet falcon?

Sounds like an AI generated story to me.
Or perhaps there's another worm that's looking to write a screenplay.

Haele

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16. In Wisconsin, someone had sex with road kill

which is disgusting but not a crime.

https://www.theregister.com/2006/11/17/dead_deer_case/