Ladies & Gentlemen... Full Panic

[Rubyshoo]

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[birdographer]

1. I don't listen to these clowns any more than I listen to trump

but....does he think eggs are $60 apiece? Wow, our hen Lily gives us one every day. Who knew how much she is saving us?

[Traildogbob]

2. I have been

Considering getting some laying hens. Talk about the golden egg.
Fuck him. I will continue to be a huge Bruce fan, he can Party with Nugent, Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood, without eggs. What a sad sad sad little man.

[Meadowoak]

3. What moron

[getagrip_already]

4. Thats maroon as my man bugs would say....

[patphil]

5. $60. a piece? Man those egg farmers are really raking it in!

I got to get me a few hens.

This guy's been listening to Trump too much, he's got a serious case of doofus.
It's happening a lot now; must be contagious. I bet it's being spread at his rally's.

[Vinca]

6. I had no idea I had such an investment sitting in my refrigerator.

[patphil]

7. I think eggs will soon replace cryptocurrency.

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

8. Does dude buy ostrich eggs?

Or perhaps velociraptor?

[mucholderthandirt]

9. Last time I checked around here, a tray of 18 eggs was about $4?

I need to get some, but I don't want to order them online for delivery so I'll need to go in person.

Egg prices were going crazy a few years ago, when Trump was in office. If you could get them. Now they're about what I used to pay. Certainly nowhere near even $60 a carton, much less each. Maybe they added a zero?