Sorry, Jake Tapper, We're Gonna Keep Being 'Gross' About Couch-F*cker

[turbinetree]

What happened to "when they go low," Jake? I'll tell ya. Donald Trump trying to take away my health insurance.

By Conover Kennard — August 9, 2024

CNN's Jake Tapper took issue with couch-gate, an internet jokey joke about J.D. Vance that's gained traction. It's a joke, Jake, so calm your tits. What's not a joke is Vance's attempt to swiftboat Gov. Tim Walz, who served 24 years in the Army National Guard.

What's not a joke is Vance's writing a forward to the Project 2025 leader's book and his disdain for women who haven't had children, calling them childless cat ladies.

Still, he persisted. He brought it up because Walz made a funny about it.

https://crooksandliars.com/2024/08/jake-tapper-stop-being-gross-about-couch

Hey Tapper you're embarrassment ................

[Trueblue1968]

1. Tapper is an asshole

[turbinetree]

6. Yes he is...............a highly paid asshole...............

he see's and hear's exactly what is going down with the orange hair asshole and he does nothing...........he could have fact checked in real time but he didn't.........he is, a enabling propagandist has far as I am concerned and everyone of them that were at that bullshit meeting...........should be called out every last one of them.............they failed , and they are failures............O"Donnell had it right.............

[DFab420]

2. Tapper is an insufferable prick.

He thinks he's Edward R. Murrow but he's basically Tokyo Rose.

[Deek1935]

3. Jake Tapper is a useless sellout who can go eat a hot steaming shit burger and wash it down with a bucket of warm piss.

[PCIntern]

4. Hey Jake:

So you dated Monica Lewinsky. I forget: did she say you were a show-er or a grow-er? Enquiring minds want to know!

Dickhead.

[Skittles]

5. all the shit us libs have had to put up with

and this is what they whine about - FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF ALREADY

[Think. Again.]

7. Not for nothin' but....

People are saying jake tapper likes a little cushion-nookie himself now and then.

[JT45242]

8. When they lied about Obama not being American did you say...mom is American. So by definition, so is he?

Nope. You did not you worthless lying sack if crap.

American uterus always produces American babies. It's the law.

Did you ever say to them ...stop lying. It wouldn't matter if he was born in Indonesia, Chicago, London, Warsaw or the moon. If his mother is an American, then he is a naturally born citizen...period.

Jake tapoer and the whole cast of faux news light at CNN make me sick with their inconsistent coverage.

Lawrence O'Donnell was right...these are not journalists these are groupies.

[harumph]

9. What piece of furniture would Jake Tapp?

[mucholderthandirt]

12. The ones hobos sleep on won't even take him. Way more self-respect.

[BigDemVoter]

10. What is also not a joke is Tapper's unforgivable kiss-ass performance

at the debate between **$$Y-Grabber and President Biden. . . Tapper is one silly fuck and is nothing but a stenographer. I don't know why he bothers interviewing. He might as well just have **$$Y-Grabber write it, and he can sign his fucking name to it.

[Scrivener7]

11. Suddenly so many delicate flowers.

I'm sure Tapper followed that up with a fulsome demonstration of outrage that TSF called Kamala a child trafficker, right?

... No?

I'm shocked, I tell you.

[mucholderthandirt]

13. Personally, I'm trying to see if we can keep it going for at least another month.

Maybe until November. Vancy Pants deserves no less. #StolenVelour