Trump Squawks: "Biden, That Crooked Backstabber Quit ONLY To Steal Another Election FROM ME"
He still has the ability to surprise and disgust me...
Trump Squawks: “Biden, That Crooked Backstabber Quit ONLY To Steal Another Election FROM ME”
by Robert Becker | August 11, 2024 - 5:21am
“Mugged again,” seethes Don-Old, “by liberals furious at Biden being stamped the world’s worst LOSER”
More befuddled now than after Biden cleaned his clock in 2020, the has-been TV showman, faltering campaigner and serial felon is convinced that thieving nasties who stole his presidency are at it again. In a private phone call before the bizarre Mar-a-lago press conference, Trump whined to his only friend, J.D. Vance, that demon Dems are fomenting the perfect storm against his fated, divinely-promised victory. “I can’t tell for sure who’s in charge, whether Nasty Nancy or Baffled Biden, even cowardly foe John McCain back from the dead. Hell, could be that turncoat, Hannibal Lecter, pissed because for some reason I can’t invite him to dinner.”
“By the way,” Trump mouthed, “what pathetic boob scheduled our party’s Convention before the dastardly Dems? Fire that nincompoop, ignorant that timing is everything. Everyone knows that spineless, really old Biden quit only to mess me up – and now the weakling loser is having BIG qualms about crowning Krazy Ka-MA-la. Hell, I’d threaten to quit if it upped my martyrdom, then we could have a huge MAGA come back.”
One insider conceded the irate Trump is beside himself as his fleeting frontrunner status evaporates, “That started with the stunning poleaxe of Biden’s departure, weird that it blindsided him. All Trump did was mumble, ‘Yeah, I was beating Biden bad but I didn’t think he had the guts to quit.’” The insider was perplexed why Trumpsters were ambushed by Kamala Harris’s explosion out of the gate, from insularity or blind stupidity. Trump’s typical tweet said it all for him: “a coup funded by her Jewish husband’s cabal in league with Hollywood. Real Jews know how pure I am, even when forced to praise anti-Semites.”
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Oddly, Trump conceded that Harris being a woman is a temporary positive, but off the record quipped, “Honestly, no mere breeder should be president. They can’t compete in strength, brains or belligerence like a manly man like me, keeping in shape by yelling at the TV. America would have to be really desperate to elect a mixed breed menstruater, however better looking than Hillary, though less smart. No long-haired SF liberal can ever beat out that gang of fire-breathing, take-no-prisoner strongmen trashing wimpy E.U. leaders.”
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http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/robert-becker/111215/trump-squawks-biden-that-crooked-backstabber-quit-only-to-steal-another-election-from-me
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It's entirely plausible that disgusting filth said that. You doubt it?
Maybe people posting totally believable snark could mention it in their OPs since so many of us lack the capacity for recognizing it. 
Will someone co mm this freak. Or humiliate until he suffers an aneurysm. Jhe can’t stand to be humiliated.
brilliant.
me me me me me me me me 
After reading it, I thought for sure is was either the Onion or the Borowitz Report.
that's what I thought, but nowadays, you just never know.
