What the living F&*K?

[doublethink]

Last edited Mon Aug 12, 2024, 11:57 AM - Edit history (3)

ON EDIT: Now re-read the above with Golum's or Smegal's voice in your head. I kinda understand it more-so that way lol. I may have to re-post the above in a AI generated voice later tonight after the Rams/Cowboys football game. Ha, keep on keeping on DU! GO BLUE HARRIS/WALZ 2024!

Second Edit: Okay couldn't find the AI Golum voice I wanted. So I settled on a kids voice and made this vid last night, posted below. Peace out.

[Happy Hoosier]

1. If the mainstreeam media isn't hammering this batshit crazy bullshit...

... they need to be tarred and feathered.

[doublethink]

3. Absolutely.

Batshit Crazy.

[Sogo]

27. Read on FB this morning that bats are actually now calling it

Trumpshit crazy....

[AnotherMother4Peace]

30. LOL - bats are now calling it trumpshit crazy - so true. trumpship crazy has a ring to it. nt

[lastlib]

40. "tRumpshit" is a redundancy....... n/t

[lame54]

14. No. They'll investigate his accusations...

As if they aren't completely delusional

[Happy Hoosier]

22. You are probably correct! It's Krazytown! NT

[ok_cpu]

24. Harris campaign on defensive after Trump claim of doctored crowd photos

Coming to a paper near you.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

79. Walz wearing a war medal made of chewing gum wrappers

[FullySupportDems]

28. That is so true

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

98. Lemme start plucking some chickens

Will congealed junkyard engine oil work?

[intrepidity]

2. I'm glad to see how triggered he is by this

An issue so near and dear to him.

[liberalla]

8. Yes, it is rather satisfying!

[Beachnutt]

4. He is explaining what he does

he does these things.

[doublethink]

6. Exactly. n.t.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

117. Every accusation is actually a confession.

Which is why I suspect Rs cheated & stole it in 2016. (In addition to the help from Russia, James Coney, etc.)

[louslobbs]

5. Sounds like some big old "PROJECTION"

Or as usual….an admission?

[doublethink]

9. Absolutely.

[fierywoman]

19. Answer: both.

[GiqueCee]

26. Projection?

Oh yeah.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

97. Like an iMax multiplex. ...nt

[MarineCombatEngineer]

7. Operation Keep Talking is going off without a hitch.

Excellent job Been A Dick, excellent job, keep it up.

[doublethink]

10. Yep.

[anciano]

16. Exactly!

[rsdsharp]

11. Says the guy who has multiple photos of him waving to empty parking lots.

[doublethink]

13. And Videos !!!

[birdographer]

86. I think he has been told to do that

and to wave when he goes out through doors, etc. They can then photoshop crowds in, but they don't bother.

Every accusation is a confession.

[Maeve]

12. This from the guy who waves at empty tarmacs

[doublethink]

15. He is such a Psycho.

Unreal this guy is running for President and not in a straight jacket somewhere.

[RandomNumbers]

37. Even more unreal that a sizable number of voters actually claim to support him

How the f*ck did this nutjob get the nomination of a major political party in the U.S.?

[lastlib]

42. (You realize...

...you're asking how a supreme nutjob got the nomination of a PARTY (cult) of nutjobs...?)

[RandomNumbers]

45. Fair point.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

118. The Project 2025 crew made it happen.

With the help of a constant stream of RWBS in the media.

[Ojerly]

113. Maybe he sampled

the brown acid at Woodstock and to him they're really there.

Or maybe he's just an asshole.

[Bundbuster]

17. Long gone

[AnotherMother4Peace]

18. My father got to this stage in mental functioning & the family intervened - we took his car keys away; took over

his finances; provided in home assistance, and my brother remotely monitored/restricted his computer activity (he was headed for trouble on-line).

[Kingofalldems]

20. Trump waving to no one:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_2XUOSq3o0Y

[lpbk2713]

21. A half fast attempt at projecting.

But then, Trump is half fast at everything else he attempts.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

105. That's what Stormy said! 😎 ...nt

[The Unmitigated Gall]

23. Stroke out and die, Donold. nt

[phylny]

69. Please remove this. It's unkind/not funny.

[aggiesal]

89. DonOLD. There I fixed it n/t

[Sogo]

25. Laying the ground for his eventual election interference....

as in trying to not certify the vote in November.

He only ever projects his own deviated mental state onto others. Accuses them of doing what he will do and thinking this gives him license to do it...

Desperate Dotard DonOld.

[peggysue2]

29. Projection, projection, projection

It's all the old man has (beyond his rage) at this point.

[Klarkashton]

31. I'd hate to think what trump has left to say after this

Batshit.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

93. The Worldwide Bat Community resent their excretement being used to describe his mental state

Last edited Sun Aug 11, 2024, 06:12 PM - Edit history (1)

We have enough of a PR problem already what with the flapping and stuff.

[TommyT139]

110. Bat shit is a high value commodity!

Bats live in large colonies, sharing the same cave from generation to generation. As a result, masses of excrement build up within the bat roost cave, eventually breaking down into rich compost. The result is a substance we call guano.
...
Guano has a history as one of the most precious fertilizers in the world. It has been a respected fertilizer used by the Incas and older South American cultures for centuries. It was so vital that Incan rulers split the guano-bearing islands among the provinces.
...
Guano was so precious to crop development that huge battles were fought over guano mines for centuries. In the 19th century, guano caused mass hysteria similar to the California gold rush. Over 40 years, Peru shipped over 20 million tonnes of guano worldwide, making over $2 billion in profit.

From https://gardenculturemagazine.com/bat-guano/

Also..."bat roost cave"!!!

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

111. Exactly!

Guano is far, far more useful than the Squatter ever has been.

[twodogsbarking]

32. What next, she throws ketcup on the walls?

He has the records.

[subterranean]

33. He's just repeating stuff that's circulating on social media.

He's too dumb to think of something like this on his own, but is happy to spread crazy Internet conspiracies that fit his narrative. Just like he did after he lost the 2020 election.

[Klarkashton]

56. Seems as though D'Souza is at least partially responsible

For this bullshit.

I'd almost say it was a Honeypot to make Trump look stupid because it's so easily debunked but the fact is they don't care, they just put this out there and even after being debunked 47% still believe it

[SunSeeker]

34. I just love how he's reduced to flop sweat over Kamala.

[Codifer]

35. uhhhhh

So this is NOT the Onion?

That shithead really twited this?

I never can tell

[subterranean]

39. Yeah, he really "twitted" it.

[Demobrat]

57. I like that word for his social media posts

“Twitted” as opposed to “tweeted”. Good shorthand. I think we should adopt it.

Twitted. Sums it up.

[BattleRow]

83. Twitted...

A tweet from a twit!

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

106. Yep, he Xitted

Of course the Xi is pronounced Shi

[Devilsun]

36. He's slowly losing his tiny mind. Drip, drip drip!!!

[lastlib]

48. "slowly"? Uh-uh.....

No, it's rapidly devolving to the reptilian level.

[ellemb]

38. It's really driving him crazy that her crowds are bigger.

[XCSki]

41. More bloviating

More bloviating by the empty bucket. Sounds like projection 101.

[Vinca]

44. CNN was just discussing this and mentioned they had reporters there and this was, in fact,

a crowd as large as depicted. Trump is so fucking stupid. Now he's getting the news media to discuss her mammoth crowds more.

[PatSeg]

73. Kind of odd that Trump complained

about the photo, but didn't bother to post it.

I love that he just drew more attention to Harris's large crowds! He is so self-defeating.

[bpj62]

46. Dinesh D'Souza

This is a rumor started by the 2000 mules idiot. He probably sent Trump his batshit crazy theory and Trump embellished it by adding the maintenance worker comment. Trump is in a full blown panic over the Harris-Waltz crowds. First it was the fake media and now it is fake crowds and AI. Throw in the standard election interference claim and Trump has given his MAGA followers a new talking point. In 2020 it was Joe hiding in his basement. Of course the complicent press will do nothing to debunk this claim as they do not want to be Trumps next target.

[hatrack]

70. Oh, yes, convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza

I'd almost forgotten about that guy . .

?1530495480

[Arne]

100. That's Dinesh alright.

But look closely, he's wearing a bra.

[Beartracks]

47. Wow, so much projection in one rage tweet.

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[Dave Bowman]

49. Next the raving lunatic will start walking on four legs and foaming at the mouth.

[AncientOfDays]

50. Real crowd

From: https://ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/politics/2024/08/11/trump-kamala-harris-michigan-rally-ai

The crowd did in fact exist and the rally was attended by thousands of people, many of whom posted their own pictures and videos of the event, which was also live streamed by dozens of news channels and attended by a slew of prominent politicians.


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from: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/harris-walz-crowd/
The image's origins are unknown. While other photos and videos depicted a similar scene and tools designed to detect artificial-intelligence (AI) software said the image was likely a real photo, there was no conclusive evidence to confirm the photo's authenticity. If it was real, it's possible that its lightening, shadows or filtering was digitally manipulated.

===============

In my opinion, Snopes is no longer trustworthy.

[ALBliberal]

54. Wow. Snopes zero credibility. Zero.

[AkFemDem]

66. Did you read the full snopes analysis?

It seemed well reasoned to me. The confirm AI detectors agree it's human generated- they can not confirm origin of the photo (eg who posted it first) and whether it's been digitally altered (which it almost surely was-- most images are now, eg lighting, cropping, sharpening, etc. and application of filters is super common) They found elements in the photo further support that its a real photo (details like image of the plane on cell phone screens in the crowd) So this is not questioning whether its AI, it's attacking the notion this is photoshopped and as of now they can't confirm or deny. Considering I routinely photoshop pictures of the food on my plate (LR) I don't care if it is.

[AncientOfDays]

122. My issue with Snopes

is that they pretty much proved it real, but refused to say so - leaving right-wingers to claim there big flaws.

[TheRickles]

71. I agree with AkFemDem. Snopes believes it's a legit photo, though not with 100% certainty.

Their analysis is credible to me, and they make mention of other photos taken by other people at the rally, taken from different angles but encompassing the same scene (no links to those other photos, though). It was also live-streamed on news channels, so I'm going with Snopes over D'Souza here.

[VMA131Marine]

108. I like that they zoomed in on the screens of people's phones

who were also recording the scene and you could also see images of the aircraft and crowd on those screens. Would AI do that? I’m not sure, but that makes the photo legit to me; I didn’t really have any doubts anyway.

[malaise]

51. They can't exist in the mind of

this stark raving mad piece of shit

[republianmushroom]

52. The convicted felon's sphincters must be a little tight this morning.

[Island Blue]

53. Keep telling yourself that, Donny.

And since almost every thing that he says or writes is projection, can we assume that he is talking about himself?

[Demobrat]

55. If the photos are fake,

then what is there to get upset about? If the crowds reported aren’t real, where’s the threat? He should be out on the golf course, flashing his shit-eating grin, and planning his next meal.

Not rage posting like a blithering idiot.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

92. The hit dog yelps, right? ...nt

[ecstatic]

58. He's completely unfit. Where the fuck are the republicans who can stop this?

Someone this mother-effing stupid should not be anywhere near the White House.

Can you imagine this dumb fuck having King like powers granted by the Supreme Court?

Where the fuck are the republicans who claim to love this country? This is NOT okay. AT ALL. Get him the fuck out of there!

I know some of you prefer to run against him but no. This is not okay. We cannot risk all of our lives like this.

[Tesha]

59. This is what they are going on about

Dumb to believe such stuff
https://www.caclubindia.com/assets/ai-photos-kamala-harris-rally/

[struggle4progress]

60. Translation: "At the Airport, I have an imaginary friend named Harvey"

[intheflow]

61. Pics or it never happened, Weirdo.

[IbogaProject]

62. Most every accusation is a confession

I recall a metal concert on the beach in Brazil being subbed in for his less impressive crowd in wildwood NJ before.

[ColinC]

63. Y'all notice how when he was ahead in the polls the "Dems are going to steal the election"BS suddenly stopped?

Now he’s brought it back for obvious reasons…

[Beck23]

64. Trump waves to non-existant crowds

Trump often waves to non-existent crowds getting on his plane.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

107. He's following Mr DeMille's direction for his close-ups ...nt

[kentuck]

65. That is beyond weird!

That is bordering insanity.

[doublethink]

80. Yeah I updated the original post ...

and will probably be back later tonight with an AI generated voice of Golum reading the blolbfathers words. I'll have to look up the AI generated voice generator later ... ha, bordering insanity is very apropos.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

90. Mark Hamill should read it as The Joker. ...nt

[bluescribbler]

67. Can you say, "Projection"?

We all know that every accusation of his is in truth a confession.

[dchill]

68. Nothing worse than a hyper-envious pathological liar.

[oasis]

72. "A maintenance worker" nailed 'em? No news

journalists or photographers back up Orange Turd.

Trump’s maintenance “contact” should join him on the campaign trail.

[ShazzieB]

74. What a petty little piss ant he is.

This post reminds me of something.

A guest on MSNBC this past week called him a size queen. I don't know who she was and can't even remember which show it was now, but she said something like, "He's such a size queen when it comes to his rally sizes!" I almost fell on the floor laughing!

I hope someone else caught it and can tell us who she was, because that is SO true!

Go to hell, Donald. I'm sure there will be crowds there to welcome you!

[GP6971]

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[StarryNite]

75. Poor DonOld. He's such a delusional old fool.

He really should be put in a home.

[bamagal62]

76. That's hilarious. He can't stand it.

[liberal N proud]

77. He is desperate

His size envy is consuming him and he will fabricate anything to get that spotlight

[calimary]

112. An attention hog if ever there was one.

I got tired of hearing about him, and especially FROM him, a long time ago. And I really started hating him when he stole the White House from Hillary (SHE got more votes) Clinton.

[musette_sf]

78. "a maintenance worker at the airport"

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

88. A black job? ...nt

[Betty Boom]

81. This means HE will do that soon

The thing about that post from him though is that there is always some method in his madness. He always accuses the other side of what he is doing or he preemptively accuses because that’s what he’s going to do. Then undermines our ability to push back on it and point it out when he’s doing it. He’s always confusing the narrative. I hate him so much.

[bucolic_frolic]

82. Same battle for truth vs lies as in 2020. VP Harris needs to join this battle for the truth

Trump is trying to lie his way into office. He's using lies to try to destroy her credibility.

People believe this shit!

[slightlv]

84. We knew AI was going to make its entrance

Into this election, and most of us figured it would come from T and his people. Even knowing that this makes me sick.

[Politicub]

85. I think he actually believes what he's writing. The man is delusional.

It is driving him bonkers that there’s a genuine Kamala phenomenon.

[rubbersole]

91. You'd believe it too...

..if you had been in a helicopter crash with MLK.

[Emile]

87. What a delusional WEIRDO 😧.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

94. Thousands of cell phones made photos. Gather and assemble a montage from all angles. Shut the oral anus down ASAP

Get the word out and the Democratic partisans there will respond.

[TheRickles]

103. Better yet, here's a video clip from MSN (posted elsewhere on DU by bigtree - thanks!).

https://democraticunderground.com/100219320173|

[Bernardo de La Paz]

114. That's rather convincing. . . . . . nt

[Maeve]

95. He's right!! It wasn't 10,000! More like 15,000...

[Brainfodder]

99. Says the guy guilty of pretty much EVERYTHING he talks about, he just repeats this method to cry wolf+

The careful "" and caps but mean and deceitful to comic book villain proportions+

[anglesphere]

101. We are dealing with a massive baby

Unbelievable.

[blue sky at night]

102. This Post's Tag Line deserves at least a 9 for style points...

OMG...I am laughing...I already knew the story so I didn't have to read the Gibberish but then the ON EDIT portion got me going! You truly can't make this shit up!

[doublethink]

116. Good to hear the tag line made someone laugh. :)

That Golum voice went through my head after re-reading it a couple of times. Couldn't help it right.

[Captain Zero]

104. GOP won't tell the truth re Plan2025

So it's no surprise they are fabricating lies about Harris's airport reception.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

109. 2024 makes me swear like Cliff from Doom Patrol

[link:https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FuDKpotd.png|

[moonscape]

115. To be fair, telling him this was

the only way staff could get him to stop throwing ketchup.

[spanone]

119. He's flown over the Cuckoo's Nest.

[doublethink]

121. Added a video to the OP.

That was fun. Onward. Harris/Walz 2024! GOTV