Just an observation: The felon looks like his hair is getting really thin on top

[rurallib]

that poor hairdresser will probably be sued for not making an 80 year old look like a 30 year old.

He is having a really bad week.

[Wounded Bear]

1. Yeah, the combover ain't succeeding like it used to...

Not unlike his other faculties.

[bullimiami]

2. Comb over around and back over.

[Wounded Bear]

3. Something like that...

[Siwsan]

4. I mentioned that to someone, yesterday

We were watchin some footage of him. His hair is getting very thin. He might want to supplement with some 'hair in a can'. Stephen Miller can probably give him some advice on how to achieve a natural look.

[chowmama]

6. He's going to want to watch it with the blond spray.

I was doing makeup on a show and somebody wanted to use the blond hair supplement. I warned them, and read them the label, that they couldn't leave it in too long, or have it out in the sun too long.

He didn't listen. Went home one night, slept in it and spent the next day at the beach. That night, young King Henry VIII had the most lovely head of green hair you ever saw. Not even another coat of the stuff helped much.

It might be becoming with the tangerine skin.

[doc03]

5. He seems to be running short of orange makeup too. nt

[BamaRefugee]

7. He probably hasn't paid the bill on his his extensions, just like all the other bills he owes

[usonian]

8. Solved! Blonde silly string

[Auggie]

11. LOL

[maxsolomon]

9. He does the combover pompadour himself. The bronzer, too.

I think Melanoma used to help with the bleaching?

God I'm sick of him...

[claudette]

10. His eyes look different, too