Lord of the Flies (Reuters photo of press conference):

[kpete]

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[sl8]

1. AKA Beelzebub. nt

[democratsruletheday]

2. figures....

flies are attracted to shit after all

[Midnight Writer]

3. With feet hopelessly mired in sticky orange goo, the little fly cried out piteously "Help me! Help me!"

[Solly Mack]

4. A fly has joined the Trump campaign (again).

[Johnny2X2X]

5. He's now wearing lipstick

I thought I noticed it before, but now it's clear, he's wearing something on his lips to keep them from looking so pale and to more match his other makeup.

[Maine-i-ac]

6. Why no mention of the miraculously healing ear?

Three weeks after an assault weapon supposedly shot him? Who gets shot and shows no sign of damage?

[Think. Again.]

7. I've mentioned before how I think of rightwingers...

...as the kids from Lord of the Flies after they got home and grew up.

[malaise]

8. Lord of the

LIES!

[Hugin]

9. Upstaged by a fly...

It’s a good bet they are crop dusting Bedminster as we speak. With the RNC picking up the tab!

[MorbidButterflyTat]

10. Good Gawd

He's got the complexion of an over ripe tangerine with pores the size of canyons.

I think someone should tell him that's Pence's head fly sent by Pence to spy on him.

[CanonRay]

11. I understand they lay their eggs in dead things and shit.

[Sneederbunk]

12. He thought it worked for Pence.

A fly is just a mature maggot.