Chicago Hot Dog Shop Selling 3" Trump Wieners During DNC

[riversedge]

oh, trumpy's ego is going to hit the fan!!




Chicago Hot Dog Shop Selling 3" Trump Wieners During DNC
The Wieners Circle has the biggest hot dog in the Windy City, believe me!

https://www.thealtmedia.com/p/chicago-hot-dog-shop-selling-3-trump?r=1h4jee&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
Adam Parkhomenko
Aug 19, 2024

The Wieners Circle, an iconic hot dog restaurant in Chicago, is featuring a “footlong” hot dog this week during the Democratic National Convention.

By “footlong”, The Wieners Circle clarifies that the hot dog is actually three-inches long, a nod to convicted felon Donald Trump’s history of exaggerating the size of his… crowds.

Support local business, you beautiful convention-goers! The Wieners Circle is located at 2622 N Clark Street in Chicago.

[DURHAM D]

1. Too funny. nt

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

2. Yeah, I don't think that's what it really represents about TSF.

[twodogsbarking]

3. Brilliant. Thanks.

[Gaytano70]

4. LMFAOARAOTF!

[tornado34jh]

5. This is so funny. He will be steaming mad.

My cousin, when he was in Chicago, believe it or not, had a Chicago hot dog for breakfast. It still makes me laugh to this day.

[Oopsie Daisy]

6. Remember those nude statues of Trump... place in public places *

* by an anonymous artist? On the lifelike statues, Trump's "manhood" was rather adolescent and underdeveloped (shall we say?) and the statues were a source of great amusement and ridicule.

That's what I think the "3-inch" hot dogs are in reference to. And even then, three inches is probably being overly generous.

[BattleRow]

10. I was thinking along the lines

of "Li'l Smokies" cock tail weiners.

[Oopsie Daisy]

13. LOL! (and Ewwww.)

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. Trumps in a Blanket!

[BattleRow]

36. He needs to be stripped of his dough..

only rawdogging from now on.

[Sky Jewels]

7. Three inches?

They’re being generous.

[TheBlackAdder]

8. I guess they couldn't find buns small enough to hold Vienna Sausages.

[BattleRow]

11. Perhaps Mrs.Trump

may know who has micro buns..

[Xavier Breath]

25. Wow, that got really dark at the end.

[COL Mustard]

33. That's vicious!

I remember eating those on outings with my dad and granddad. Yuck.

[Sedona]

9. Do they come with mushrooms?

[Bumbles]

12. Too funny!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

14. You mean, COCKTAIL weines?

Those little ones that come in a can that you need a toothpick to eat one?

[BattleRow]

35. They used to be

a favorite of mine..but now when I think of a teeny weeny..not so much.

I keep getting a visual of Der Teeny Weeny and his side kick,Tiny Hiny Vance .

[enid602]

37. Trump

In trump’s case, you’d need a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

38. Yes, definitely!

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Priceless

That's really funny.

[Figarosmom]

16. I doubt the real meaning

Of the foor long is the crowd size. That's just the public take.

[mountain grammy]

17. Love it!!

If you follow the link to their website it says " What the F*UCK do you want? and an order now button. Hilarious! bet that's a fun place..

[edbermac]

19. They should be sued for false advertising

He’s not that big.

[Wednesdays]

20. That big, huh?

I woulda thought they'd be those teeny cocktail wieners or something.

[IzzaNuDay]

21. Do the hot dogs come with mushrooms?

Or Lie-mon sauce?
Or perhaps an orange Cheeto topping?

Stormy Daniels must be laughing her head off!

[Grins]

22. Not "crowds;" "hands."

If you know what I mean and I think you do!!

[leftyladyfrommo]

23. That's probably giving him a couple extra

inches.

[MichMan]

24. SPH

[brewens]

26. They get an AR-15 pin to compensate too. :) n/t

[Xavier Breath]

27. Since that's about Trump, that's one Chicago dog that's just screaming for ketchup.

Put some ketchup on the dog then sling some of it around your vicinity.

[GoCubsGo]

31. I believe it has orange Cheez Whiz on it.

[Xavier Breath]

32. All the better then that there's ketchup too.

He'd think that a gourmet treat.

[AKwannabe]

28. ...

Never. Would I ever!

[COL Mustard]

29. Sounds like they're still

Overestimating the actual size!

[GoCubsGo]

30. They have a great sign board.

For instance:



Also a good follow on Instagram.

[mahina]

34. That was a great laugh, thank you. But if any men young/not reading DU are feeling less than and diminished, please know

that a considerate lover doesn't need a big penis to satisfy a woman sexually. The problem, known sometimes as The Irish Curse, is not worth a moment's sorrow. Just like we don't need fake boobs, you don't need anything that your Mom and Dad didn't give you. (Gender dysphoria kine tings aside.).

But yeah, poking fun at Trump, I'm all for, and I laughed. Aloha all.

[surfered]

39. Are they orange?