Tanned, rested and ready....

[AZ8theist]

Looks more like one foot in the grave.......



Who's the OLD GUY now, Dumper Dementia Donny?????

[LeftInTX]

1. What type of rest?

[niyad]

2. Permanent, one dares to hope?

[AZ8theist]

3. We're all hoping for that long dirt nap.....

[LeftInTX]

4. His face looks like it's 1/2 way there!

That ain't fake tan. That's dirt!

[OAITW r.2.0]

6. Crypto-rest.

The eternal kind.

[Hugin]

5. Gads! The RNC really needs to look into hiring a different...

Taxidermist.



Granted, they have nothing to work with.

[OAITW r.2.0]

7. You have to think Trump's spending big $ on packaging.

But when you exceed your "sell by" date by 10 years, it's hard to package this stinker

[EYESORE 9001]

18. Who's the old guy now, you foul reprobate?

He thought he was on a glide path to victory, and all he had to until November was show up, spew the memorized greatest-hits lines, do a little feet-in-concrete dance, and win a trophy for best performance in the ‘animated corpse’ category.

Sorry for any inconvenience as a result of these changes

[Silent Type]

8. If trump wins, I'm getting rid of TV. Can't stand to look at him. Fortunately, feel good about election now.

[Jack Valentino]

9. That photo is horrendous! Reminds me of 'the crypt keeper',

who was the host of those horror shows from the late '80s or early '90s....

Crypt-keeper DonOld!!!!!

https://www.google.com/search?q=the+crypt+keeper&sca_esv=5a8ea23e618ef53b&hl=en&authuser=0&sxsrf=ADLYWIKaAe5q9zBHlxGmu4_udd7Ky29Ixw:1724565303207&source=hp&biw=1536&bih=756&ei=N8fKZvymCsq4wN4PgdyM4AU&iflsig=AL9hbdgAAAAAZsrVRwd186E1FUB1oL6NT0_oQ1naM0rZ&ved=0ahUKEwi8nqayuo-IAxVKHNAFHQEuA1wQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=the+crypt+keeper&gs_lp=EgNpbWciEHRoZSBjcnlwdCBrZWVwZXIyCBAAGIAEGLEDMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAESPcpUABYqCVwAngAkAEAmAHfAaABghCqAQY1LjEyLjG4AQPIAQD4AQGKAgtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ5gCFKACzBLCAgsQABiABBixAxiDAcICDhAAGIAEGLEDGIMBGIoFwgIEEAAYA8ICCRAAGIAEGBgYCpgDAJIHBjMuMTYuMaAHt1I&sclient=img&udm=2

[calimary]

10. Holy Cow! He looks like he's in pain.

Looks like the makeup is failing. Melting in the heat, maybe?

[struggle4progress]

15. Overweight old guy. No exercise. Lousy diet. No stamina

[NJCher]

16. I shuddered, but

I enlarged it and there are several white spots through the orange makeup. One by the upper left lip and another on the upper cheek.

Also, he really is in pain. That is the face of someone who is barely making it through what he’s doing.

Sucks to be trump.

[dchill]

11. Fell asleep under the sunlamp?

Trick cigar?

[AverageOldGuy]

12. Look closely . . .

. . . and you can see where the bronze makeup does not cover the pasty white skin.

Am I an awful person for praying that he dies of cardiac arrest in front of one of his rallies? Just stops in mid-sentence, grasps his chest -- mutters something unintelligible -- then falls to the ground dead?

[diane in sf]

14. He needs to massively lose the election first, then some prison time, then he can take his dirt nap.

[AverageOldGuy]

13. Here it is . . . testimony by his former housekeepers

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-housekeepers-immigrants-bedminster-tic-tacs-makeup-2019-12https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-housekeepers-immigrants-bedminster-tic-tacs-makeup-2019-12
]

Two immigrants who worked as housekeepers at President Donald Trump's golf club in Bedminster while undocumented told The Washington Post they decided to speak publicly to expose his hypocrisy on immigration.

The women, Sandra Diaz and Victorina Morales, also provided a number of odd details about what it was like working for Trump.

He had a number of peculiar rules, such as demanding that two-and-a-half containers of Tic Tacs and liquid makeup be set out for him, they said.

[Celerity]

17. bad link