8 Hour Flight. Pick Your Seat.

[demmiblue]

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Mine: #3, so he can spill the tea on the rest of them.

[Deuxcents]

1. I'd rather walk to my destination

[skylucy]

2. I would take the train. But if I had to choose I would pick #5 because

Vance would just ask me how long I had been sitting in my seat. Then he would say "OK. Good." And that would be the end of the conversation.

[biophile]

3. Good reasoning

But do you really want to sit behind poopy pants?

[True Dough]

4. The individual sitting next to seat 3

might as well move up one row to find his brother in arms. They're one in the same.

Personally, I'd pay for another flight if those were my options. Hopefully the next one is the DNC crowd.

[ret5hd]

5. 9. definitely...

“hey…you wouldn’t believe what she just said about you….”

“pssst…look at that dye job. what do you think?”

“excuse me…just a little gassy today.”

“hey…what the hell is JD doing to that seat??? If ya’ll want i’ll trade seats with him!”

[Hugin]

6. #9...

Hopefully, the in-flight movie is Beetlejuice.

Otherwise, I will take the seat next to a plugged up escape door, a mai tai, and a bag of peanuts.

[True Dough]

7. Then again, if I took seat 5

I'd just have to prepare myself for, "How long have you been on this flight?"

Followed by my response, and "Okay. Okay."

[DET]

8. 10. Lindsey and Clarence

Although he’s a simpering Trump toady, Lindsey has a great sense of humor. It would be an interesting flight. And Clarence wouldn’t deign to talk to me, which would work well for both of us.

[betsuni]

9. Get a few drinks into Lindsey and the gossipy stories would entertain for the whole flight.

Clarence would sleep.

[Irish_Dem]

33. Good point.

We would know who everybody is sleeping with inside the beltway.

[Abolishinist]

10. Seat 9.

I'd put a sleeping pill in #8's drink and after she dozed off, see if #10 would, well, you know.

Another option would be to dress up as a cat, hop into a crate, and do the cargo thing.

[SocialDemocrat61]

52. Be sure to get

tested for STDs after the flight.

[ProfessorGAC]

11. I'll Upgrade To 1st Class

I have a couple million frequent flier miles.
I'm not sitting next to any of those idiots and/or criminals.
On Edit: It really isn't "and/or. They're all idiots. Only some are criminals.

[DET]

13. That Is First Class

You think any of these exalted beings fly in steerage?

[ProfessorGAC]

14. Three Seats On One Side Of The Aisle In First Class?

I don't think so.

[DET]

22. Good Point

[ProfessorGAC]

28. 5 Across Too

That's like the old DC-9. As much as I flew, I don't think I was on a DC-9 since the 80s!
I looked it up. Airbus has been building a 2/3 seating arrangement plane. It was originally a Bombardier design.
Until this thread came up, I was not aware anyone was building a modern plane like that.

[S/V Loner]

12. I'd be arrested before...

the flight even took off.

[Irish_Dem]

34. I would be insane before takeoff.

[SocialDemocrat61]

15. Which ever seat is next to the emergency exit

So I can blow it on flight and watch them all get sucked out

[Oopsie Daisy]

16. The lavatory.

[PeaceWave]

20. If you unscrew the toilet, you can climb down into the baggage compartment.

[Oopsie Daisy]

24. Totally worth it!

[Efilroft Sul]

17. With the right amount of hard-boiled eggs and several bottles of dark beer, seat #2.

I will out-stink Trump, force the devil to flee back home to the perfumed scents of brimstone, freeze Mitch McConnell's face, and thaw Matt Gaetz's frozen expression. Can't do anything about Rick Scott, though. That guy was born to sniff farts.

[ZonkerHarris]

18. I'll walk

[keithbvadu2]

19. #9 next to Boebert. Stewardess; could I have a blanket please?

[Hugin]

23. So, about 15 minutes into the flight...

Booboo would be a Democrat again and Greene would wish she was… Is that right?

[keithbvadu2]

26. Too much heavy theory. I was not thinking politics.

[Sogo]

21. Cancel the trip.

It wasn't that important, anyway....

[oasis]

25. Seat next to Lindsay Graham. Christopher Steele

dossier will pop up after I ply him with a few gin martinis.

[keithbvadu2]

29. Too bad Rudy is not there. You would not have to spend money. He will already get his own.

[oasis]

31. Rudy's broke as hell. Greyhound Bus for his sorry

ass.

[keithbvadu2]

35. He'll have a bottle of Mad Dog in a brown paper bag.

[Aviation Pro]

27. 2

So I can take the seat arm rest and lean into Motherfucker’s personal space while keeping my war face on for the duration.

[sinkingfeeling]

30. I'll take 3.

[Retrograde]

32. #3

He’s supposed to have all the good songs, so he probably has good stories as well

[CrispyQ]

36. #8, cuz for one it's an aisle seat & also I'm waaaayy too old for Gaetz to even give me the time of day.

And who knows, maybe Satan & I will strike up a good conversation.

[FakeNoose]

45. Best answer - I was thinking the same

[redstatebluegirl]

37. The wing.

[Wonder Why]

38. When I walked into the plane & saw the choices, I'd scream that it smells until the crew ordered me off the flight.

Then I'd catch a later one on their million dollar settlement because no jury would turn me down for an amount that small considering the horror inflicted on me.

[sakabatou]

39. 3, or I'd take a different flight

[Conjuay]

40. Three.

He's the best of them.

[Zoomie1986]

41. 'Hello, Amtrak?'

Or, for overseas trips: 'Hello, Cunard?'

[Zoomie1986]

42. If I absolutely had to pick...

#3 is the most attractive option, but I don't do window seats.

I'll take #10, because I know Lindsey would be too scared of me to start any crap.

[Tree Lady]

43. I would rather take a slow boat

that takes weeks.

[PufPuf23]

44. If could bring Cat, would pick #5, otherwise walk.

My bossy Cat would totally dominate Vance and take his seat after eating the tasty parts of his lunch.

[Celerity]

46. Deffo seat 10. Aisle seat and Lindsey and I could have a chat about that tom Uncle Ruckus next to him.

Main concern would be that piece of hogshit klanette EmptyG kicking the back of my seat with her pasty neanderthal legs.

When I got up to use the loo, btw, I would slip a La-Z-Boy brochure on Vance’s tray when he wasn’t looking.

[Mz Pip]

47. Window seat

I’d put on my headphones, pull my hoodie down, close my eyes and play dead.

[DFW]

48. Well, I just DID take an 8 hour flight.

Luckily, there was no one like that sitting anywhere near me.

Even if there had been, I don't think any of them speak Dutch (I was on KLM), so they wouldn't have known that I had requested a seat reassignment.

[PikaBlue]

49. If they were all on the same flight

William Shatner would spot me ripping up the wing (metaphorically speaking).

[vanlassie]

50. 8. Then I'd slam my seat back at Mitch the whole trip.

And drop chewing gum into Margie’s hair.

[Ocelot II]

51. The landing gear wheel well.

[Bettie]

53. Seat 3

is the best choice. Might be a little warm, but less evil than any of the others.

[mercuryblues]

54. 10

2 older men, 8 hrs and a few cocktails. Nope not moving so they can use the bathroom.

[OldBaldy1701E]

55. Yes. Definitely seat 3. (n/t)

[Bleacher Creature]

56. Is "jump out of the plane" an option? If not, #3 looks like the best choice

[arkielib]

57. cargo bay

[FRANKPAGS]

58. 9

...at least there's a chance of a handy. Then I will sit in seat 3.

[Clouds Passing]

59. #10 drunken lindsey and clare-clare would be the most fun. Aisle seat for easy escape.

[Golden Raisin]

60. 1-800-Give me a parachute!

Or just let me disembark before takeoff so I could take another flight. Any other flight. The stench on this one would be enough to kill a brontosaurus.

[purr-rat beauty]

61. I'll walk...

....and pray God does the right thing

[obamanut2012]

62. 3

I want the tea

[pansypoo53219]

63. 5, bring my cat photos + cat art.

[LudwigPastorius]

64. I choose Satan.

I imagine he's got some good stories about roasting history's biggest assholes.

[Tribetime]

65. 1. And then D.B. Cooper it off the plane

[GoodRaisin]

66. 3

He’s imaginary anyway, get 2 seats to myself.

[0rganism]

67. #3 might make for interesting conversation

Plus, it's a window seat so I don't have to squirm around if Satan needs to go to the little devils' room. And you know if you cut a deal with Satan he's gonna come through on his end, unlike some of the assholes in the diagram.

Yep, #3 it is.

[mnmoderatedem]

68. #9 would be an interesting choice

ironically those two hate each other

I'd take #2. Only because I have a tendency to wildly flail my right arm and elbow during periods of high turbulence, so....

[ribrepin]

69. Stay home

I don't like to travel anyway.

[meadowlander]

70. 10 for take off and landing. The toilet for the rest of the flight.

[Blaukraut]

71. Better question: why would I want to go where they are going?

Can’t be any place good.

[SKKY]

72. #9. 'Cause I'm a freak like that.