Larry David: My post-birth abortion

[newdeal2]

Opinion Larry David: My post-birth abortion
A Trumpian fantasy brought to life.

By Larry David
August 25, 2024 at 8:42 a.m. EDT

Larry David is a writer, actor and television producer.

“It must be remembered that the Democrats are the radical ones on this position because they support abortion up to and even beyond the ninth month. The concept of having an abortion in the later months and even execution after birth. And that’s exactly what it is. The baby is born, the baby is executed after birth is unacceptable. And almost everyone agrees with that.” — Donald Trump

He’s right: We do support executions after birth. In fact, many Dems support executions of kids up until age 4 or until they start kindergarten. I respect their opinions, but that’s a little late for my taste. I’m good until 2½.

I’ve never said this publicly, but my wife, Thelma, and I had a post-birth abortion, and it was just minutes after the baby was born. I was in my 30s when I met the girl of my dreams. We shared much in common, especially our belief in post-birth abortions. In fact, that was one of my questions on our first date, because it would have been a big red flag for me if she didn’t. Thankfully, she was even more adamant about them than I was. It was a match made in heaven.

Edit: was a free article for me but here you go https://archive.ph/gOvUi

[live love laugh]

1. 😂😂😂😂😂

[CTyankee]

2. Paywall!

[newdeal2]

3. Added an archive link

[essaynnc]

4. How do you like children???

Fricasseed

W.C Fields

[Uncle_Remus]

13. I like them plenty.

But I don't know if I could eat a whole one.

[Kittycatkat]

5. people who don't get jokes or sarcasm or irony, are horrified by such statements.

Of course, these same people just love assault rifles and the death penalty!

[mucifer]

6. Thank you!

[Jack Valentino]

7. I only support abortion after the ninth month, for one person in particular....

[dchill]

8. Many people - especially Republicans - have no concept of satire.

Just sayin'.

[The Blue Flower]

9. You''d have to have sawdust between your ears to believe drumpf on this

It is a raving lunatic's statement.

[UpInArms]

10. I thought that many republicans were for post birth abortions

They just call it the death penalty

[niyad]

11. And the second amendment, so that more people can be killed more easily.

[AZ8theist]

12. Here I thought most Repukes were abortions that didn't happen....

[LudwigPastorius]

14. Positively Swiftian *

* Jonathan, not TayTay