I like the cut of this poster's jib.

[Swede]

[Wuddles440]

1. +1!

[twodogsbarking]

2. When my wife's uncle died I asked my wife where he would be buried. She said "I hope they throw his body

in the river" . The guy was abusive to his wife for years. After he died she was so much fun to be around. Feed Trump to the sharks.
Oh wait, he has to die first, or not.

[AllaN01Bear]

4. sharks would probably go ewww,

[robbob]

29. Well, then make sure the electric battery in the sinking boat is fully charged...

If the sharks don’t get him the battery will…😂

[IronLionZion]

5. Yup, sea burial or sky burial is probably best

or cremation if no animals want to eat him.

[niyad]

6. are there any crematory ovens large enough?

[IronLionZion]

8. Might have to dig an extra large burn pit

[csziggy]

11. Just put him on a trash barge and set it on fire

It could be a variation on a Viking funeral!

[Wednesdays]

18. Just get a huge crane to dump him into an active volcano. bt

[niyad]

22. Pretty sure Pele would not be amused. I have no iidea about the other

Fire Goddesses.

[Xipe Totec]

10. I vote for creamation

Squirted through a small orifice at high pressure.

[Laha]

32. The next visitor to the Titanic

In a billionaire's carbon fiber sarcophagus

[dflprincess]

33. He'd probably start a grease fire

And, yes this can happen. It's sometimes referred to as a "runaway cremation".

[BattleRow]

12. Oh,I don't know

maybe RFK might be waiting in line with a chainsaw to remove the sharks head as a souvenir.

[IronLionZion]

15. Or leave him in central park next to a bicycle

[BattleRow]

16. Hmmm...

a shark in the park..kinda catchy..me likee

[Wednesdays]

19. No, don't leave him in a park.

MAGAts will then scoop him up and do a "Weekend At Bernie's" with him.

[electric_blue68]

21. Oh, hell no, we don't want him back in NYC!

[Backseat Driver]

24. Amen, and may I receive a substantial sustainable energy carbon credit against the burning of fossil fuel?

[GopherGal]

27. His buddy Eloon

might be able to work something out with a one-way solar exploration mission.
And Eloon should go along if he likes...

[not fooled]

42. Load him up onto one of F Elon's rockets

and shoot him out into space.

Get his remains off this planet.



Posted before i saw GopherGal's post above She had the same idea. Let the vastness of the universe show definitively how small he is. Plus, no gravesite for the loons to turn into a shrine!

[usaf-vet]

3. Keep me in the loop.

[FailureToCommunicate]

7. Reminds me of the old joke: "Private Jones, you will probably want to piss on my

grave when I'm dead."

Pvt. Jones: "No, Sarge, after I leave the Army, I never want to stand in long lines again!"

[twodogsbarking]

17. Proxy pissers are on call.

[smb]

48. Just Remember To Practice Good Hygiene

[dchill]

9. Well, THAT can't be improved.

[geardaddy]

13. I saw that on Facebook and had the same reaction!

[3auld6phart]

14. Aye

: You’re right there. Like Mark Twain said not wanting any body to die, there be many obituaries that would make him smile. I know to who r you are referring to. That orange abomination is taking his time, just a few more greasy Big Macs might do the earlier demise. Vote BLUE

[COL Mustard]

20. Will it be

Bring your own pee per pad?

[stopdiggin]

23. well said indeed !

Let me know. I'm there!

[Hekate]

25. That's a thing of beauty

[Think. Again.]

26. Dance party, I'll meet ya there.

[OnDoutside]

28. Reminds me of the protest on the grave of a former

crook Prime Minister of the Republic of Ireland, Charlie Haughey.

[bluesbassman]

30. Me too, but I'm going to drink a gallon of beer before I go.

Always be prepared!

[Jilly_in_VA]

31. I wonder

if they'll bury his fat ass at Mar-a-Lardo, or on the golf course next to Ivana.........

[marble falls]

34. Maybe they'll dump him next to Ivanna. Then I could go out one night and share a beer with him after I drink it.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

50. Remember, you only -rent- beer.

Be a good renter.

[Blue Owl]

35. Me too!

Buy that poster a beer on my tab!

[TalenaGor]

36. lol well said!

Are you a sailor?

[Demobrat]

37. Throw his body to the hogs.

Then his life will have been worth something. A good meal for his relatives.

[aurora the great]

38. OMG Score!

When that day comes we should gather together in our neighborhoods and communities with like minded folk and give Trump the appropriate send off. We could call it 21 Thumb Salute!:
thumbsup:

I get goose bumps just thinking about it.

[generalbetrayus]

39. If I were ever standing in front of his grave, my thumb would be pointing sideways

as I used it to help pull down my pants zipper.

[Josiesdad]

40. I just hope that his heirs, being the good capitalists they are, recognize....

The massive economic potential of a grave side pay toilet! If they also were to offer a premium service and have a second appliance that drains right into the casket, I for one would gladly pay the up charge.

[Jimi du Ranty]

51. They will need an industrial site,

..to deal with all the pee.
Perhaps the ammonia could be collected, and used to power ships.

[NoChildLeft ADime]

41. While singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead".

[BrianTheEVGuy]

43. When I saw that photograph...

… I was a little frightened at the rage it induced in me. Visceral. Raw. Enormous.

[spanone]

44. K&R

[barbtries]

45. his grave should be surrounded by a latrine

since so many people will show up to piss on it.

[republianmushroom]

46. Definitely !

[Martin Eden]

47. At that time, remember to bring something very important

(a full bladder)

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

49. Remember Captain Sternn from Heavy Metal?

But the most we can hope for is to get ya buried in secrecy so yer grave don't get violated! Plead guilty!

[uponit7771]

52. M$M is helping Trump, only reason we're talking about him

[Martin68]

53. That's a grave I'd piss on.

[Traildogbob]

54. Bury him

At the exact coordinates where they dumped Osama for the same reason. Don’t want to make a martyr spot for his brain dead’s to congregate, or a toxic waste site from urine. Cats and dogs hate that ticket too. They sure gonna do some pissing on a grave.
We could plant a buoy at that site of the sea with a big thumbs up flag.

[keithbvadu2]

55. The thumb.

[MissouriDem47]

56. Trump's Burial Site

will probably on the golf course next to his ex-wife. He will do that for security and the general public will not have access. He knows the kind of respect his grave would receive.

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

57. We'll pour fine whiskey on his grave,

once it's passed through us.

[Bird Lady]

58. I have crackers and cheese and wine.

Waiting for the day we can have the celebration. There was a song long ago and it runs through my head.
Thank God and Greyhound he is gone.
Not yet but I bet when the day finally comes the earth will rejoice. There will be joyous dancing in the streets.

[Jarqui]

59. He'll be in concrete when they bury him

Grass won't grow with a lot of urine.
Too much fertilizer will burn it

[alterfurz]

60. "Trump's gravesite is sure to become that state's #1 tourist attraction...

...and probably also #2."

[AverageOldGuy]

61. The OP . . .

. . . will have to stand in a long line.