lewendowski- "i'm sure he has not read a 900 page document."

[mopinko]

on ari the other day. no shit corey. he can barely read.
this is not the flex u think it is.

[ProfessorGAC]

1. Well,Duh

He couldn't read a 9 page document. We're over 2 orders of magnitude above his limit.

[malaise]

2. or any two page document - didn't one of his staff say that they had to put everything in bullet points

for the loser

[mopinko]

3. and pictures.

his pdb used PICTURES.

[C_U_L8R]

4. He didn't read it, he commissioned it.

Marching orders for his minions

[mopinko]

5. nah. his masters did. he hasnt had an original thought since his coke days.

he’s not any kind of genius. he’s a puppet.

[BeyondGeography]

6. Why would he? Heritage staffed his government the first time around

and they ran things while he was upstairs tweeting on his toilet all morning.

[tanyev]

7. He doesn't have to.

The only thing they need Trump to do is get into the White House, signing Sharpie in hand. The 900 page playbook would be executed by all the sycophants riding his coattails.

[DFW]

8. I'm not sure he has read 900 pages in his entire lifetime.

And the number 900 might well be a serious exaggeration.