This is your face; This is your face on MAGA

[RAB910]

[brewens]

1. She set out to prove she hasn't gotten where she is on looks alone evidently. LOL n/t

[Biophilic]

2. Is that real?

That’s not the face of a human being.

[RAB910]

4. here

[Biophilic]

8. What a perfect juxtaposition.

Kamala is truly beautiful. Loomer just scary and sad.

[RAB910]

9. On the inside as well as the outside

[Biophilic]

11. Yup.

[Trueblue1968]

79. She is sooooooooooo ugly. Just hideous !!!!!! Barf.

[newdayneeded]

13. Is she trying to look like Melania?

you can see a hint of Melania in her pic. How sick do you have to be to alter your face to look like your cult leader's wife?

[mobeau69]

28. Not Melania, Junior's skaggy wife.

[sheshe2]

42. Not even his wife...

He and Kim have been engaged for two years!

[mobeau69]

84. Damn! I didn't know that. Yuk and Yuk.

[sheshe2]

85. I agree.

[hlthe2b]

21. Even cosmetic "enhancement" (however debatable) cannot mask the true inner character...

Last edited Mon Sep 2, 2024, 08:43 AM - Edit history (1)

And maybe, just maybe, BAD enhancement runs parallel to inner ugly. Just saying...

[Purrfessor]

37. In Loomer's case that's more comedic enhancement than...

cosmetic enhancement.

[erronis]

53. I thought this was a scary clown face. She's a perfect fit for Don's carnival.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnival#Etymology

The word is said to come from the Late Latin expression carne levare, which means "remove meat"; a folk etymology derives it from carne vale, "farewell to meat". In either case, this signifies the approaching fast.[17] The word carne may also be translated as flesh, producing "a farewell to the flesh", a phrase embraced by certain Carnival celebrants to embolden the festival's carefree spirit.[17] The etymology of the word Carnival thus points to a Christian origin of the celebratory period.[15]

Other scholars argue that the origin of the word is a common meat-based country feast (in Latin carnualia)[18] or the festival of the Navigium Isidis ("ship of Isis&quot , where the image of Isis was carried to the seashore to bless the start of sailing season.[19] The festival consisted of a parade of masks following an adorned wooden boat, called in Latin carrus navalis,[18] possibly the source of both the name and the parade floats.

[MuseRider]

86. Have you ever seen one

of these large enhancements turn out well? They are horrifying. Horrifying and worse when "corrected".

[CrispyQ]

29. That is a fab picture of our VP!! -nt

[jmowreader]

87. Loomer's unretouched photo is worse than the one at the top of this thread

Just toning down her eye makeup and getting rid of the weird white lipstick she's wearing would work wonders.

[COL Mustard]

64. Apparently so.

And the worst part of it is she did it on purpose. Good God.

At least it's her money and not mine.

[RandomNumbers]

74. It appears key elements in the OP are quite exaggerated but essentially real.

Below is the photo on her Wikipedia page. If this is inaccurate she could easily get it replaced, and one thinks she would.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Loomer#/media/File:Laura_Loomer_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg

(note the attribution at the above link)

[COL Mustard]

80. The after pic may be Photoshopped...I can't say for sure.

But here's a page w/before and after, at least allegedly. If the after is legit, man...she will have to either live with that look or spend lots of bucks to fix it.

https://www.lawyersclubindia.com/wealth/laura-loomer-plastic-surgery/

[allegorical oracle]

75. She ought to warn others as to who did that to her. nt

[blogslug]

69. The pic on the right-hand side in the OP is digitially altered

Laura Loomer is a terrible person but that image has been photoshopped.

[BoRaGard]

3. So you're saying it's not Lisa Loopner

and its not Little Lotta. OK. Whatever.

[KarenS]

5. Sorry, I think we're better than this,,,, n/t

[RAB910]

7. It's one thing to make fun of a person's God given looks, it's another when an ugly monster alters their appearance

so they are as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside

[Scrivener7]

18. At this level of weird self-mutilation, it becomes an indicator of their value system

and their ability to discern a good idea from a bad one.

Her face is a billboard that says, "I have no judgement. No one should listen to me."

And their weirdness has been out of bounds for Democrats to talk about for too long. This is just bizarre, and we should definitely talk about it.

[BattleRow]

60. Body dysmorphia or

MAGAT dysmorphia..an inability to see anything as it really is.

Splains a lot about their world view...distorted reality.

MAGAmorphia.

[EYESORE 9001]

12. You may think we're better than this

Are we better than scolding? Tsk tsk

[KarenS]

16. apparently not,,,,

tsk,tsk

[Scrivener7]

17. My new motto: "When they go low, we kick them in the head."

There's too much at stake, and the fact that we are FINALLY pointing out their infinite weirdness is working.

And this is some weird shit. That's a person no one should be listening to.

[RAB910]

23. This is where we need to be

[CrispyQ]

31. "When they go low, we kick them in the head."

This is why you're one of my favorite DUers!!

[Scrivener7]

34. Oh shoot! I'm so honored!!

[niyad]

40. Not the head, dear heart. Some place that gets their attention.

[mucholderthandirt]

92. I've been saying, when they go low, we kick them in the teeth. As my ex liked to say, mox nix. Either works. :D

[hlthe2b]

20. I'd agree to not criticizing someone's NATURAL looks, but this cosmetic surgical obsession shows

a pertinent aspect of her personality, thinking, and character--as well as her vulnerability to Trump and MAGA's manipulations. It is RELEVANT.

[central scrutinizer]

6. Rode hard, put away wet

[GoCubsGo]

10. Are you sure that's not Jeanine Pirro in the second photo?

Yikes. Why the hell anyone would want to do that to themselves is beyond me. But, it's the same creepy look they all have. Just look at Kimberly Guilfoyle, Malaria Trump, Ivanka Trump (and her late mother)... Yeesh.

And, she's both unhinged and a really, really horrible person. Always has been.

[North Shore Chicago]

14. The face of a clown,

when there's everyone around.

If I ever want a break and have a chuckle and sometimes a Gasp! Check out before and after Botox photos.

[bucolic_frolic]

15. Botox for the mind leaked into her skull. Obviously. nt

[julmur]

19. Milwaukee Irish

What is that? Is that a real photo?! Seriously looks like a character from a horror movie

[RAB910]

24. here

https://www.lawyersclubindia.com/wealth/laura-loomer-plastic-surgery/

[Intractable]

25. It looks like it's painful.

Swollen lips and frozen features.

[Clash City Rocker]

26. One of the things that always annoyed me about Star Wars

Is that it makes little sense to join the Sith. Not only does it ruin your life, but every Sith Lord always ends up looking like a monster.

Now I have similar concerns about the GOP.

[mucholderthandirt]

93. Because it matches the evil on the inside? Oh, shoot. I think there's a revelation in there somewhere.

[Conjuay]

27. The pressure put on women to be "perfect" combined with her own insecurity brings us to these sort of outcomes

Binding women's feet comes to mind.

[BattleRow]

57. Brain binding

[Aristus]

59. Pressure from whom?

I think the most beautiful women in the world are Helen Mirren and Judy Dench, who are in their eighties, and Mrs. Aristus, who is in her sixties. None of them have done that kind of thing to their faces.

[Bucky]

91. Body dysmorphia

These things don't happen over night. Bad facial work is the result is at least half a dozen little incremental plastic surgeries.

That means there were at least a couple of times in the last coupla years where she listened to some charlatan who told her, "You look fabulous, darling, but y'know what your face needs? More work!"

[sl8]

30. Is there an actual tweet? nt

[sl8]

32. She claims that's a photoshopped version of this photo:

Link to tweet

On edit:

Here's a slightly less cropped version of the pic in the OP. This one is still available on X/Twitter;

Link to tweet

[ProudMNDemocrat]

36. When I was in high School, there was a derogatory term for big lips...

that referred to a heavily forested area where wild animals live.

IMHO, not attractive at all.

[sl8]

47. Are you referring to both versions?

The "pre-photoshop" version doesn't look too bad to me.

I'm not 100% sure that the grotesque one was altered, but I think it's very probable.

[Farmer-Rick]

67. Sooooo did she photo shop herself?

Or did the swelling finally go down and she took another photo with Kerri?

Or the uglier one is real and the others are fake? So many possibilities.

But even in the photo of her and Kerri, she looks worse than her natural self

[sl8]

70. Doubtful, but I'm not entirely sure of the original poster.

It's been around since July 2023, at least. The twitterer @GaryPetersonUSA, a parody account, claims them as his. Some other posters also mentioned him as the source, but I can't confirm it.

But even in the photo of her and Kerri, she looks worse than her natural self

I'm not following - they're all different versions of the same photo of her with Kari.



@GaryPetersonUSA tweet (a lot of twitterers reused his creations, apparently) :

Link to tweet

[Farmer-Rick]

71. The photo on the left

Of this original post is her actual picture from years ago, before she had any plastic surgery.

It looks better than all the other photos. Of course she was young then. I think if she just let the wrinkles come, left her cheekbones alone and didn't inject her lips, she would be absolutely beautiful now.

[sl8]

72. I see.

I had thought you meant of the photos in my post.

I imagine lots of folks would agree with your opinion of her looks snd that's perfectly fine.

But, there's an enormous difference between preferring a certain look and posting an ugly photoshop on social media to mock someone.

[DET]

83. Why do women do that to their lips?

It’s horrifying.

[tanyev]

33. That is sad.

Her face was attractive before she did whatever she did to it. I think these procedures are so common in the wealthy/famous strata that a lot of those women have an altered perception of beauty.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

35. The same can be said about Kimberly too.

Kimmy's face on MAGA.

[tanyev]

39. Yep, she really was beautiful before she started doing things to her face.

If she’d done nothing, she might have a few little wrinkles by now, but so what?

[Sky Jewels]

44. Yeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiikes

[3catwoman3]

62. Doesn't even look like the same person.

[Joinfortmill]

78. She turned herself into a Frankenstein bride

[JustAnotherGen]

82. Another one with buccal fat removal

Makes a,masculine jaw worse.

[jmowreader]

88. Tell me, what IS it...

...with this "black eyeshadow and white lipstick" thing all the women around Trump are doing these days?

[mucholderthandirt]

94. Now she looks like a cartoon villain done by someone with no artistic ability.

[Wednesdays]

97. And, the BEST is YET to COME!

[sinkingfeeling]

38. Join MAGA, turn into a ghoul.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

49. Not even the MAGA look can bail out MTG.

She has been quite quiet of late.

[surfered]

41. The Kool Aid comes with side-effects.

[Martin68]

43. People who are uncomfortable in their own bodies.

[BattleRow]

45. By any chance

is she a childless lady?

Is she really a lady?

JD,inquiring minds need to know.

Or is she a victim of acute MAGAlaise? Is it communicable?

[Sky Jewels]

46. Jared's befores and afters:

"Hey, Doc, could you make me look like a cross between a pale alien and a malevolent haunted Victorian doll? That'd be great."

:large

[Scrivener7]

50. Well, to be fair, he got bit by that vampire.

[Oopsie Daisy]

51. "Haunted Victorian Doll!" 😲... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤪🤪

[Mossfern]

63. What happened to his dimples?

His plastic surgery aged him by decades.

[milestogo]

76. The dimples were actually attractive.

But I also noticed that he's not smiling in any of the "after" pictures. Maybe he wanted to be taken more seriously. Hard to do when your father is a criminal and you marry into another crime family.

[Woodwizard]

48. Looks like a cat picked up by the scruff of their neck.

Really unfortunate the surgery makes most look inhuman.

[Arthur_Frain]

52. Gotta be something in those drugs they give you for all that cosmetic surgery

that fundamentally changes who you are inside too, and not in a good way.

[Oopsie Daisy]

54. Poor thing. What a horrible disfigurement. Bless her heart. Is there a go-fund-me to help her?

[tavernier]

55. Where's the red balloon? n/t

[Scrivener7]

68. .

[wordstroken]

56. That's scary!

[Figarosmom]

58. She was crazy but pretty

Now she's st I ll crazy but horrid look I NG. Why would any one do t hat to themselves? Just like Newsoms x wife.

[Vinca]

61. Are those real before and after photos??? OMG. She definitely took a dip in the ugly pond.

[Dave Bowman]

65. Those surgeries were seriously botched.

[RainCaster]

66. I've been thinking about Kari Lake...

She needs to have that same procedure done so that she can fit in with the MAGA crowd.

[flamingdem]

73. Omg

Why?????

[Joinfortmill]

77. What about the 'Do No Harm' oath? She's a freak

[JustAnotherGen]

81. Buccal fat removal

Makes everything worse. You are either born with it or not. I was not born with a lot because of my face shape (oval).

Her face was square and she's trying to make it oval. Stupid! She ruined her looks.

[mucholderthandirt]

95. She'd need considerable bone reconstruction to get rid of a square face. There's nothing wrong with any face shape.

What's wrong with these people is the ugly on the inside simply must get out. It's a mental illness. They need a shrink, not a shady plastic surgeon.

[JustAnotherGen]

96. She was very attractive in her own way

But she's trying to shove herself into a mold her DNA never intended.

[Cha]

89. Omg...What Happened besides Lip Enlargement?

[Bucky]

90. GHAAAAH!!! What's wrong with you?! Content warnings, please!

Jesus, if you want to kill me, please wait till after November