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Mon Sep 2, 2024, 10:25 AM Sep 2024

The Borowitz Report - JD Vance Says Labor Day Should Celebrate Women who go Through Labor

“No baby, no hot dog.”




LANSING (The Borowitz Report)—JD Vance stirred controversy on Monday by suggesting that Labor Day be a celebration of “women who go through labor.”

“The woke mob has distorted the true meaning of Labor Day,” Vance told supporters in Michigan. “Honoring workers might please people who work for a living, but it doesn’t delight me and Donald Trump.”

The vice-presidential nominee urged that Labor Day be “a time to pay tribute to the one thing that gives women’s lives meaning: reproducing.”

“Only women who have given birth should be allowed at Labor Day picnics,” he declared. “No baby, no hot dog.”
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The Borowitz Report - JD Vance Says Labor Day Should Celebrate Women who go Through Labor (Original Post) LetMyPeopleVote Sep 2024 OP
Psst: Nobody tell him about C-sections. GopherGal Sep 2024 #1
This is not true right? I love the post but Borowitz makes me doubt Maraya1969 Sep 2024 #2
Sources ForJusticeALL Sep 2025 #3
Borowitz is satire KelleyKramer Sep 2025 #4
Welcome to DU! Maraya1969 Sep 2025 #5
Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote Sep 2025 #6

KelleyKramer

(11,622 posts)
4. Borowitz is satire
Mon Sep 1, 2025, 11:14 PM
Sep 2025

It's satire, like The Onion.

And I see that's your first post.. Welcome to DU

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