Fugelsang: Vance is toast

[kpete]

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[Bev54]

1. Lol, that will piss off any woman

[MiHale]

4. Hey, that pissed me off...I'm a guy...

who cooks for my dear wife. This subject affects both sides.

[Bev54]

5. LOL thanks for the reminder, mine never cooked.

[MiHale]

6. I cook, she bakes, we both clean the home...

We are an equal homestead. My sons took over the cooking duties in their respective households both are well trained cooks.

[True Blue American]

48. My Son is the baker

He cans his fresh produce, makes jams and jellies. All I have to do is mention. I know have a container of Peach butter.
Better than Apple..His wife is a food scientist. She made chick pea salad and a trifle Monday, loaded with fruits.

I just ate.

[BaronChocula]

18. My stovetop right now

And I'm a guy.

[SimplyHadEnough]

19. Wow!

You've got some good looking skillets there. 🤗

[BaronChocula]

29. They aren't like the ones I grew up with

Their surface was smooth as silk. I asked my mother where she got them and she recalled Montgomery Ward. Mine are from Lodge and the seasoning gets pitted, but they do work like a charm.

[True Blue American]

47. Lodge is awful

The bottom of the pan is never smooth and impossible to clean. I am going to try just one of the ceramic to see how they are.

[BaronChocula]

64. I'd be interested to know how it works

Just out of curiosity.

[Woodwizard]

54. They may have been Griswold pans

I have several, one was in the scrap metal pile at our transfer station perfect ratio of mass without being too heavy. Cast is all I use unless I am boiling pasta water.

My most used is my 14" cast wok.

[wnylib]

57. I remember my mother's large Griswold skillet.

It was the longest lasting and most used wedding present that she received.

[BaronChocula]

65. I looked for a brand name on them

Nothing. There MAY have been numbers stamped on the bottom. I can't recall. If I didn't have my own set I would have taken them after my parents passed. They went to one of my grabby sisters.

[orleans]

31. omg! your stove is so CLEAN!

good job!

[BaronChocula]

35. Luckily you can't see the drip pans

Time for some new ones.

[maspaha]

42. Those skillets are BEAUTIES!! Shiny, glossy, well seasoned!

[Brainfodder]

26. Do you soak it in bleach after and are your eggs from only straight cows?

Yes I said cows, put them on stupid already and let it go!!!!!!!!!!

[soldierant]

33. Even men who don't cook do eat

so this should piss off absolutely everyone!

[Jack Valentino]

37. It doesn't piss me off but I vaguely remember that it is a 'bad thing'

lol

Then again, he "allegedly" puts his penis into couch cushions,
which most people would also think to be a 'bad thing'


((Hey, I know it was just a meme----
but most people think that he probably DID, regardless!))

hahahahaha

[radical noodle]

52. As unlikable as he is...

that might have been the only way he could have consensual sex as a teenager.

[Gaytano70]

12. It would piss me, a guy off...

And it would REALLY piss off my boyfriend! 😉

[calimary]

15. And my husband! He's the cook of the family.

Or maybe I should say chef. And he's very serious about his cooking and his cooking tools.

[catchnrelease]

46. Same same!

My guy does almost all of the cooking and he LOVES his cast iron! If I ever washed one with soap I think he'd leave me with the skillets in tow, lol.

[ratchiweenie]

53. My son is the cook here and he loves my cast iron. I wash them with soap. They're 50 years old and so seasoned I can

wash them any way I want and they are still perfect. My mom washed hers with soap for 70 years. I have to keep telling him to back off. They are my skillets and they are great.

[MiHale]

2. Whatta moran!

Carefully seasoned over the years…then cast iron death.

[central scrutinizer]

3. Lie

Real men don’t do any domestic chores.

[hlthe2b]

7. LOL.. Now that is a mortal sin (even among atheists)

[ms liberty]

8. That boy ain't right in the head.

[twodogsbarking]

9. That sounds nasty considering his wife is his dishwasher.

[et tu]

14. good one lol nt

[TheBlackAdder]

43. This sounds like the dirty joke about what his wife and their diswasher have in common.

[Susan Calvin]

10. OMG, that's like the anti-Tim Walz fixed your bicycle

I wonder if anybody has a similar website for JD Vance stuff?

[ShazzieB]

11. Here's the image for anyone who can't see it.

[LauraInLA]

16. Thank you!

[steventh]

20. Thanks a bunch.

There's something seriously wrong in the head of this ignoramus.

[IronLionZion]

13. JD drinks Diet Mt. Dew, unsweetened iced tea, makes instant grits, biscuits from a can

owns several homes but none of them are mobile,
never used the "outside fridge" in winter for drinks (I steal jobs from racist idiots and I grew up using the outside fridge as a brown Appalachian-American)
doesn't know how to snap and string beans
spread margarine on his biscuits
has actual cookies in the Royal Dansk tin at his house

There's tons more online if you google JD Vance memes

[Old Crank]

21. Not instant grits!!!!

I saw the My cousin Vinnie movie.
The Prosecutor asked an older woman if she was cooking instandt grits....
She really laid into him in the court room.

[IronLionZion]

23. No self respecting southerner uses instant grits!

Vinny also used the singular grit as if it's a thing.

[CTyankee]

28. You eat grits with red eye gravy made from made from frying up ham steak, too...

[IronLionZion]

30. Or shrimp is great too

[Collimator]

59. "Vance. . . has actual cookies in the Royal Dansk tin at his house."

Oh, I wish that I could find that particular meme! Instead, here is an article which spotlights the shared norm of finding sewing supplies in the iconic blue container.

It is one of those experiences that people can bond over in countless countries. Sort of like being able to give a simple answer like, " a sunny day", or "the laughter of children" or even, "my first cup of coffee in the morning" when someone asks you, "What makes you smile?"

J.D. Vance, however, takes the question as a personal attack. I could understand it if he were the lonely widower from Up. But, damn, J.D., you're a freaken' politician! Try harder! Even Bernie Sanders know how to weave a little levity into his general mien of curmudgeon-ness. Any when Bernie does get riled up, it's over important things, such as how economic policies affect people's lives.

(Also, future historians will discover that the first person to store sewing supplies in Royal Dansk cookie tins was Bernie Sanders' mother. )

[IronLionZion]

62. Even when I see the tins wrapped in plastic at the store,

I'm not convinced there are cookies inside. I don't remember ever eating those cookies but we had the tins somehow, filled with sewing supplies and other small items. And so did everyone else's mom. It's good to reuse things instead of tossing in garbage.

[Collimator]

63. No one has any idea. . .

. . . of how or when the cookies get eaten. But the tins serve humankind proudly.

Wait! I just thought of another Vance/Walz comparison!

Vance is the cookies; Walz is the tin.

[Susan Calvin]

66. I actually like Royal Dansk cookies! nt

[IronLionZion]

67. I was wondering who ate all the cookies

[Collimator]

69. Someone's got to do it.

Thanks to Ms. Calvin for prepping our sewing supplies containers!

[A_Steel_Magnolia]

17. Henckels Cutlery

Vance would probably put his Henckels cutlery in the dishwasher, except that he doesn't own any knives (just guns).

[lastlib]

22. ...and doesn't season it afterwards!

SECOND mortal sin!

Heathen devil. May Satan call him home.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. LOL

[Brainfodder]

25. The kind of guy that uses Prep-H on the wrong orifice?

Next up aspirin and knees?

[CTyankee]

27. I'm a 3rd generation Texan who gave up schlepping my seasoned cast iron skilled around just too long.

My days of shaking my raw chicken in a bag of flour seasoned with pepper and salt and frying said chicken in Crisco were over; I had to give it up when I moved North. I also had to give up eating boiled okra (slime and all) as it nauseated my husband. And no to black eyed peas on New Years day for good luck.

You just can't put a properly seasoned cast iron skillet in a dishwasher, it defeats the whole purpose of seasoning it in the first place!

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

40. I put Okra in my Gumbo

[True Blue American]

49. I am with your husband on Okra.

They tell me fried okra is delicious, I never tried to find out after my MIL DESCRIBED IT.

In Southern Ohio I ate mangoes until I went to Tennessee, found out they were sweet. Now I eat green peppers.

[CTyankee]

61. Fried okra is good, but I like it boiled. It's the slime that people don't like. I love the slime!

I lived in Dallas but went to visit my aunt and uncle in Brownwood every summer. My uncle just spoiled me rotten and did I love it!

[Quixote1818]

32. JD Vance doesn't put the toilet seat back down nt

[kwijybo]

34. He throws away his bacon grease

(for people not raised by Southerners, this is a sin. You cook with bacon grease. Use it to season pinto beans, and green beans, make corn bread with it, and so on. As well as cooking your eggs in it.)

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

41. I season my skillets with bacon grease

Seems to both be tougher than veggie shortening or canola type oil and it cooks better with little or no sticking.

And yes, eggs, beans, cornbread, green beans, etc all get a little help from bacon drippings. I even make gravy with it.

[True Blue American]

50. Bacon in your green beans.

This generation cooks them 4 minutes. They are raw.

[kwijybo]

70. Pressure cooker is my favorite

With the White Half Runners my mother likes.

[canetoad]

36. I really did

LOL at that. Good one K&R.

[Jack Valentino]

38. I have at least one cast-iron skillet around here somewhere---

but no dishwasher....

However, I recall reading advice about never putting your cast-iron skillet in the dishwasher
(although I don't recall the reason)

[usonian]

45. Rusts immediately.

Rescue is a lot of work.

[Woodwizard]

55. Coarse 4" wire wheel in a drill cleans that right up.

Looks like a lodge plenty of metal on them, if pitted a metal flap wheel in a angle grinder will polish it smooth.

Season with canola oil.

[usonian]

56. Yup, a lot of work. Most people won't have the power tools, nor the patience to re-season the pan. NT

[Conjuay]

60. Not linseed oil?

[Woodwizard]

68. Never used it

And if you do don't use boiled it has driers in it that are toxic.

[Figarosmom]

44. Wow. Nt

[mucholderthandirt]

51. That man claims to be a hillbilly. His granny would have taught him how to treat a cast iron pan.

What a moran. What a couchf*cker. Ain't he tired of holding rallies in pastures and second-hand appliance store parking lots yet?

[Peacetrain]

58. I have my Grandmothers cast iron skillet.. she was born in the 1890's .. i still use it

to make cornbread.. Anyone so stupid as to put a cast iron skillet in the dishwasher.. should have their drivers license revoked.. they do not have good decision making skills and are a danger to others..