Oh no! We lost Alan Dershowitz!

[SocialDemocrat61]

He’s leaving the Democratic Party.

Well Alan, don’t let the door hit you in the ass!

[Buns_of_Fire]

1. I hope he takes his underwear with him.

No more happy endings for you, Alan!

[Think. Again.]

3. I think the IDF probably issues new underwear to their new soldiers.

Oh, wait, he isn't going to walk his talk?

[rubbersole]

23. Let's see...

..yellow in the front, brown in the back. Yep, Alan, those are yours. Keep 'em on. You disgusting piece of treasonous shit.

[BoRaGard]

2. The Dersh (R)

really crapped in his own briefs,
so to speak.

[yellowcanine]

4. That is the funniest thing I have read this election cycle.

[Charmin One]

5. I NEVER liked him

I NEVER agreed with what he said or what he stood for. Good riddance!

[wolfie001]

18. He helped some innocent prison inmates in the early '80s

But methinks he did it just to get free advertising. the original 'Let's Call Saul'

[kerry-is-my-prez]

49. I figured he probably voted R anyways.

[dem4decades]

6. At least now he can be invited to all the Republican parties on the Vineyard.

Oh wait, there aren't any.

[Voltaire2]

11. Nobody would talk to him on the porch of

the Chilmark store. This is his revenge. Oh noes.

[librechik]

7. NOW he's leaving?

whatever, a-hole.

[no_hypocrisy]

8. For the past two years, he's appeared on WABC, RW radio in NYC.

And trust me, he has NOT been an INDEPENDENT. Bashing Joe Biden and Democrats. Claiming everything TSF does is necessary AND constitutional.

Leaving the DemocratIC party is merely ceremonial.

[Vinca]

9. What time is the party?

[msfiddlestix]

38. LOL. That's what I want to know!!

buzz me when you get word!

[Maeve]

10. Wait ...when was he ours??? Ever???

[DemonGoddess]

46. That's what I was wondering too!

[bdamomma]

12. Maybe it was because

Dick Cheney endorsing Kamala.

[Hugin]

13. Never have so many been so...

Underwhelmed by so few.

[gibraltar72]

14. Derwoschitz will do anything to even seem relevant.

[Scrivener7]

15. Your headline gave me my first laugh-out-loud of the day. Thank you!

[RandomNumbers]

36. Yeah, me too

I had no idea he had identified as a Democrat, for at least the last three decades.

[jimmil]

16. Should be Doucheowitz... N/T

[johnnyfins]

17. Ill bet he is on the "missing"

Epstein tapes

[erronis]

34. Have to pity those poor victims!

Not sure which would be worse: Dershowitz, Giuliani, or trump

[LymphocyteLover]

19. Good riddance. That douche has steadily lost his mind in the past 10 years

[yellowcanine]

20. All his Dem friends hate him so he finally left.

Hey Alan. I hear Trump needs lawyers. Too bad you are not willing to work pro bono.

[yellowcanine]

21. And I never thought Dershy would do the right thing.

Thanks Alan.

[DoBW]

22. Dershowitz dirtbag

"When Jeffrey Epstein found out in 2005 that he was being investigated by police for the sexual abuse of underage girls, he called Alan Dershowitz.

A Harvard Law School professor and high-profile defense lawyer, Dershowitz helped negotiate a “non-prosecution agreement” under which Epstein served just 13 months in a county jail, much of it spent on “work release” in an office. "

also "allegations by two women who say that they were directed to have sex with Dershowitz while in Epstein’s orbit. Dershowitz vehemently denies both allegations."

from Vox 2019...https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/7/30/20746983/alan-dershowitz-jeffrey-epstein-sarah-ransome-giuffre

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. This is no big loss

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[GiqueCee]

25. Who knew...

... an ass could have an ass!

[ColinC]

26. Woah woah woah!! Whoever lost him sure has some explaining to do

But that certainly wasn’t us.

[WestMichRad]

27. Who?

Good riddance!

[Sky Jewels]

28. Damn.

He’s still wasting oxygen? What a shame.

[paleotn]

29. Someone wake up Curly Bill and tell him the news....

[4lbs]

30. Dude's been shilling for the far right for about a decade now.

Maybe even two decades.

Seems he's simply making it "official".

The guy's 'claim to fame' was being the lawyer for the guy that was suspected of killing his wife (she was in a coma and later died, under 'mysterious' circumstances). Claus Von Bulow and his wife Sonny.

They made a movie out of it. It is called "Reversal of Fortune" (1990). It had Jeremy Irons as Claus, Glenn Close as Sonny, and Ron Silver (who was another "Democrat" turned Repuke after 9/11) as Alan Dershowitz.

[badhair77]

31. I'm going to need some time alone to deal with this loss.

Right now all I can think of is “Good riddance.” I guess I hope the door doesn’t hit him on the butt.

[Tarc]

32. A MAGA, a pedophile, and a J6 denier walk into a restaurant...

Host says, "Table for one, Mr. Dershowitz?"

[doc03]

33. He wants to be Trump's AG nt

[niyad]

35. Hand to forehead, despondent "HOWEVER wll I bear up under this loss?"

[msfiddlestix]

37. LOL. Duh. Remind me why he isn't in prison?

[PedroXimenez]

39. first Tulsi, now Dershowitz

we're screwed.

[Bristlecone]

40. And still he is irrelevant. A pathetic, sad little man

[MurrayDelph]

41. Actually, Alan, go ahead and let the door hit you in the ass

Just be careful it doesn't chip a tooth when it does.

[republianmushroom]

42. Hope you find a good home with the republicans, Alan. chuckle, chuckle

Remember, Alan, as the wind blows.

[struggle4progress]

43. Maybe a blackmailer had a long heart-to-heart with Alan about the late Epstein's island

[mucholderthandirt]

44. Bye, Felicia! Don't let the door hit you where you shit. Maybe you and Trump can have some conversations. Idiot.

[Jmb 4 Harris-Walz]

45. How horrible... "Don't take care, Hope to see you never" as per T.J. Lavin!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

47. Alan Dershowitz looking for someone to listen to his batshit crazy political and legal takes:

Link to tweet

[GoCubsGo]

48. That time when he met his biggest fan...

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