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I wonder if a Pence fly will make the appearance with Trump? (Original Post)
LiberalFighter
Sep 2024
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VMA131Marine
(5,270 posts)1. Too bad the Philly Phanatic isn't available tonight

Drum
(10,678 posts)2. A delicious thought..
2naSalit
(102,793 posts)3. If there is one...
I hope it flies in his mouth or just buzzes round his head like an angry horsefly.
Xavier Breath
(6,640 posts)4. Considering that it's Trump
it would be more like the Amityville Horror.

Bayard
(29,690 posts)5. The way he smells,
He probably attracts clouds of them.
Brainfodder
(7,781 posts)6. Maybe a vulture or two?
Zambero
(9,990 posts)7. I would prefer a giant spider
A hairy eight-legged TRUMPANTULA if you will!
ChazInAz
(3,017 posts)10. If the debate were in Tucson
I'd hope for a Palo Verde Beetle.
To the uninitiated, this is the area's greatest faunal horror: an armor plated creature that is about six inches long. It is indestructible by most means, swatting it calls for use of a hammer and anvil and considerable labor.
To add to the horror, it flies after a fashion. One knows instantly when one of the beasts lands on them.
Jrose
(1,532 posts)8. Maybe Djt will slap his face and his Secret Service will jump up to the stage
thinking it's another assassination bullet.
LSparkle
(12,182 posts)9. What if he breaks wind?
There wont be audience noise to conceal it ... and hes known for flatulence. 😳
kerry-is-my-prez
(10,283 posts)11. How about a mosquito with West Nile????